maybe iggy was projecting the draft order and not power rankings when he had 4. Eagles.

people who hate on iggy dont understand sports betting. Also Seadood not being discussed as a decent pick are people that dont read TZ or especially the Lol Lakers thread. IMO the truly worst posters are the people that dont try to suck and still do. Too many self aware trolls selected.

Thremp was pretty high on my board. Even though he was frequently "right," he was still an awful poster. He failed at very basic reading comprehension and writing, which made any argument involving him a tilting trainwreck imo -- people would just go in circles and Thremp would insult them and use some goofy meme-type language until someone got banned.

Of course, he was an effective heel which made it satisfying when a babyface like Diablo beat up on him. I suppose that might add some value.

You know you change the time to GMT.

I skyped with Jetto while playing LoL with him last week. If he isn't real then someone is an amazing actor. Nice guy. Sounds exactly like you'd expect.

is jetto still banned? does he have a new alias if yes?

yeah that should be quite the struggle

that's the jopke

i guess it was him calling himself a good poster in the first sentence that threw me off although i suppose that could have been a joke too.

There are times in our lives when coincidence brings opportunity.

This is one of those times.

RacersEdge has been lingering on our draft board, and is part of the reason we traded down. Now that fortune has struck, I must tackle the daunting task of summarizing his terrible posting. He has posted in more than 250 SE threads, and therefore his volume of work makes him a highly valuable selection. In addition, he is another LOL STEELERS homer. He can therefore be counted on to interact with Systolic and agdci981 in painful and infuriating ways. I delight at the thought of reading the inevitable Big Ben vs. Matt Ryan debate that would ignite the moment these star-crossed morons found each other. By selecting RacersEdge, we have selected an ardent PSU and Joe Paterno defender on the level of Bdidd, with the added value of additional horrible p0sting.

RacersEdge Defended Penn State, Penn State Football, and Joe Paterno

First, we start with the obvious: RacersEdge is the only poster who rivaled Bdidd in pretentious, annoying, idiotic, unsupportable yet entirely genuine defense of Penn State, Penn State Football, and Joe Paterno.

I present, in my personal opinion, his greatest hit:

Yes, because football programs are raping little boys all over the nation, institutionalized head coaches are blessing that depravity, and every university is carrying out cost-benefit analyses that save football programs by sacrificing the mental, physical and sexual health of children. It sucks when your number gets pulled in such a broad lottery.

You are an absolute imbecile.

Unfortunately for all of us (but fortunately for this draft), there's so much more and it's all so terrible.

Racers engaged in his sneaky defense of PSU well after JoePa had been fired:

A poster provided a transcript of a conversation he was having with a girl on facebook regarding the Freeh Report's statements about JoePa's knowledge, as early as 2001, that Sandusky used PSU facilities to rape children. In the transcript the girl explained that "old people forget things" and that "JoePa told the truth." The 2+2 poster expressed his tilt at the cultish acceptance that JoePa can do no wrong, and Racers was there to run with it:

Because defense attorneys are good role models for reasonable responses to probably (certainly?) true accusations.

Here's a troubling exchange that has stuck in my mind for almost a full year:

^ Not my best moment with the Palin reference. Racers managed to RUSTLE me with his ongoing stupidity.

Makes me furious.

Here's a fantastic p0st from July, 2012 (apparently my point was not well made):

He doubled down on implying that the Freeh Report was unreliable because Freeh had an incentive to take down PSU (he was not paid on contingency).

Note that "kind of amateurish" is stated only to provide Racers with a thin veneer of reasonability. Not only is he an idiot and a defender of rapists, but he's also somewhat-skilled in the arts of INTERNET CAMOUFLAGE.

Here's more, in which PSU is just like every other univeristy, their response was fine, and (post-firing) there's still no evidence against Joe Paterno:

85-year-old Bill James, at some point, came out in defense of Joe Paterno. RacersEdge posted "finally some logic, thank you Bill James," and followed up with this gem:

Here, our prize horse defends Penn State by deduction, inferring that since PSU didn't look bad at all by 2001 they would have outed Sandusky if they actually knew. He is clever enough to not outright say "and therefore PSU never knew," but the implication is clear:

Yep, they chose B, which was obvious well before you made this post.

More denial:

Christ.

Gotta preserve those wins:

Gotta preserve the football program:

I have no idea what this means, but whatever the implication is, I am highly confident it is hilarious:

Victim role in August 2012:

I've read this several times to try to streamline it for you guys. It makes me absolutely furious. Still.

LOL STEELERS

Let's just get this part over with. He's an annoying Steelers fan.

Whining about the LOL STEELERS thread in the LOL STEELERS thread, a CAPITAL OFFENSE:

He's Also Generally Terrible

Talking about Joey Dorsey.

Talking about Angel Cabrera (lol wat).

A Final Point

In looking through his voluminous posting, I was hit by a revelation. He posts in game-day threads, where his posts are almost universally ignored. None of them are funny.

He posts about rape and gets it wrong.

He posts about the LOL STEELERS and gets mocked, and trolls poorly when the LOL STEELERS win.

But, in all my searching, I was unable to find a single post - 250+ threads - that contained actual content that was not ridiculous or annoying. With this guy, you get worthless but voluminous when you're extremely lucky, and you get the worst possible AIDS when you're not.

He's horrendous.

*****

Roster:

Systolic
agdci981
RacersEdge

AMUSING ADDENDUM:

He was first on our board when this happened.

you could have just quoted his post from earlier itt where he said agdci is not that bad but this works too.

lolsteelers

RacersEdge wins

Lock her up

Not sure if serious.

Phildo

Assuming given the timestamps that Phildo was typing that out when Hoya made his addendum post.

It's actually the first quote in the actual write-up, as well.

we made those posts at the same time.

edit:
lol oops

Still, I think including the full RacersEdge archives meets the 'innocent until proven guilty' mantra that he adheres to

hoya and steroid boy crushing this draft. anarchist and chilltown competing for last.

Wow, what a write up. I have no idea how this is possible but I didn't even know who that guy was until now. Based on the write up he's top 5 material.