Team Wall De Ripper welcomes
CHARDER30
JFC I FOLLOW THIS GUY ON TWITTER ONE MORE OOOO IM CHARDER I BUSTED 30 bbs with A7ss mega ranging merging blahaha now im superhungry let me take a pic of my food from tawani sushi badushi
LOOK WHO IS AT MY TABLE :TAKES PICS:
CHARDER@39 @REal CHARDER
CHARDER are you that famous that you need to be known you are the Real CHARDER I think not
Well welcome to Team Wall De Ripper Def GOS with open arms
See You at Borgota !

wall de ripper

Wall de ripper going for #1 in the player haters draft

Borgota

Well, I did fully agree with picking you, but we weren't jacking each other off. I mean, Hoya was trying, but his heart just wasn't in it, and I, for one, can't stay hard without unwavering eye contact.

From the FAQ:



With our sixth pick in the prestigious SE bad p0sters draft, we select hair loss at 17, hair loss at 18 and hair loss at 19.

The pertinent facts are these: as best we can ascertain, this idiot has been permabanned three times over the course of 153 total posts.¹ That makes our boy good for a 51 post per perma (PPP) rate. We believe he is, therefore, the most efficiently permabanned p0ster in SE history.

Hair loss at xx was not actually a troll. Most of his passive "contributions" were of the now familiar empty gameday thread variety. For example, during Week 2 of the 2011 NFL season, Matty Ice threw a poor interception moments after Vick threw a terrible interception of his own. Hair loss at 17's analysis:

Same thread, several posts later, having absolutely nothing to do with anything:

The bulk of his other contributions were in MMA, baseball and college football threads. He was careful to spread his AIDS, from time to time, among numerous fanbases.

Here's hair loss at 17 on baseball:

A little anti-gay sentiment:

Hair loss at 17 making off-topic and annoying observations about the merits of NBA basketball while in the college basketball thread:

This is hair loss at 17's last post. Presumably the foregoing terrible p0sting and his efforts on his other two accounts, coupled with this exchange, pushed him into perma territory:

Meanwhile, hair loss at 18 was busy complaining in the FAQ thread about the bans of his hair loss at 17 and 19 accounts. Complaining in the FAQ is a CAPITAL OFFENSE:

No further hilarious posts survive from hair loss at xx's time in SE. Because he was OTBC'd at least twice, his best work is no longer available for perusal. In fact, his work as hair loss at 19 is entirely gone. That is what is best for humanity, and he is the p0ster who best completes our hideous team.

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Roster:

Systolic (perma)
agdci981 (perma)
RacersEdge
GordonHayward20 a/k/a cruisin4abruisin
wall de Ripper (temp during draft as a result of selection)
hair loss at 17 a/k/a hair loss at 18 a/k/a hair loss at 19 (perma, perma, perma)


¹ We have tried to ascertain how many posts hair loss at 19 was able to make before the SE mods OTBC'd him. So far, we have received no informative response. If such a response is received, we will adjust his rate accordingly. We are confident that the nearest competitors in elite PPP rate are out of contention by orders of magnitude (for example, [undrafted], the likely closest competitor, is hovering near a 500 PPP rate). Finally, we are pretty sure that hair loss at 19 got in something like 10 posts before the third and final perma, because of his ban-on-site status.

UPDATE: Number of posts made by hair loss at 19 is officially "not many."

sugar nut & CDL just pmed me to say that hair loss at 17 isn't necessarily the same guy as hair loss at 19 so we'll have to await mod confirmation on that.

chilltown has the final pick

It is, in the FAQ thread he refers to hair loss at 18 not having the same ring to it as hair loss at 19 or 17.

:/

I mean I guess I could be wrong in the case that it's some lame gimmick from some other SE guy but it doesn't appear to be at all, mods could check him.

The "hair loss at xx" screen names crack me up

it was joke based on SN/CDL's aspytarding tendencies

it fell flat

BAIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is there a compelling reason to not perma The Ripper?

tbf that was ur fault, it was a pretty great joke

:0

entertainment value, also strong work in the puppy bowl thread

Das boot unoffical Member of Wall De Rippers Teams Goat and pimp daddy posters

He's from New York. That entitles him to some sort of bad poster protection.

probably not

Damn the hair loss set of accounts was one of 3 I've been sitting on. Good pick

like I've ever been one to PM stuff like that. Should've used the CallledDownLight account imo.

Draft was essentially over here.

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