Lads, I'll have to duck out of this. On the way to work so I'll be on the phone all day and wouldn't be able to put time into a write up. Which wouldn't be right.

I mean, at the end of the day, if our goal is to make a forum no one will be willing to read, then yeah, making it soccer themed is prob a solid start.

lol, can't argue there

lolol odell sounds elite. basically a sup bro who can type words

Devastating work on Cwocwoc.



His posts even rustled my colossal jimmies on at least one occassion.

Alright well I'm gonna jump in here and make LL's 2nd round makeup pick here, but someone else is welcome to take that team after that. I find like I'm giving the future owner great value here, and a real solid building block for an awful posting franchise.

Round #2, Pick #16

So really what do we look for in bad p0sters? Unjustifiably bad homerism? Blaming the refs at every turn? Homophobic remarks? Brainless trolling? Someone who's mere presence just eats at everyone and everything around them, destroying all like some kind of terrible virus? Oh yeah! I give you:


Seems like he broke out on the scene during the 2009-10 season, and wasn't long for this world. Which seems wrong, I could have sworn that he was around for a few years. Maybe it just seemed that way. He started no threads, he just posted the rough equivalent of Youtube comments in an unfortunate volume.

Turns out he hates Philadelphia/Washington more than he likes Pittsburgh.

And the namecalling begins.

Awful homerism.

keevin breaks down the action for us, totally objectively I'm sure.

Sick barg brah!

Playing the cool guy on the internet card, awesome!

Bystanders speaking the truth. This must be early on in his run given how shocked people seem to be.

keevin always keeps up with the news.

Apparently he doesn't like the New York Rangers either.

Too many of these to quote, but there have been a lot of keeeeeeevin shouts over his reign. It was a standard response when saying anything else would be a total waste of time, energy, and brainpower.

Hmm, it doesn't look like he if a fan of this Richards fellow.

Moving on to trolling coaches now.

LOL!

The world is not fair, my friend.

This must have been around one of his bans.

General sort of reaction to keevin's posting, when people weren't just ignoring him. (and he wasn't banned)

Homerism.

His hero is playing poorly, must be hurt! Truly awesome homerism.

Yeah he doesn't like the Philadelphia Flyers.

Etats GOAT

The ironing is delicious.

After yet another ban, lol.

This is him trying to post intelligently I think?

Awful trolling.

A standard example of a good p0ster calling him out on his BS.

Standard.

Homerism.

Trolling.

Yeah I think it's safe to say that he doesn't like this Richards chap.

No, no it is not.

Refs.

LOL!

A bunch of this stuff here is from a Philadelphia-Montreal playoff series. His team was eliminated from the playoffs, but he just showed up anyway because like I said earlier, I'm pretty sure he hates these other teams more than he likes his own. A truly awful troll!

Ok, and now we're into the 2010 Stanley Cup Finals here. Again, Chicago vs Philadelphia, he had like the 7th most posts in the thread or something, just because of how much he hated Philadelphia.

Refs, Bitchards, trolling, homophobia, repeat.

OMG it's sooooo bad.

And the nerve to say this to other people? Wow.

Ooh, a blog blast! SHATS FIRED

LOL!

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Seriously, isn't this guy just the worst?

Really was a gruesome twosome when agdci also showed up to bandwagon the same team as keevin in the playoffs (or in this case, troll the same team).

LOL!

AIDS.gif

Trolling + homerism, nice that's nice.

Probably yeah.

A nod to the earlier Not Lolo pick. The fact that keevin is much dumber probably makes him a much better pick here.

Indeed.

CAPS LOCK = he was finally right about his ref bitching? Nice to know.

Lower case clearly just = brainless homer trolling.

Yeah he no like Mike Richards.

Now we move on to the 2010 Off-Season thread, maybe he was just caught up in the heat of the moment in gameday posting, and he's actually a delightful fellow in the light of day?

Butnahhhhh.

Shocking.

I skipped the rest of the off-season thread, moved to the 2010-11 thread, pretty sure I gave him a final warning type talk before the season to not post like he had in the past, and if he did he'd be gone. And then this stuff is like from the very first day of the season iirc.

Yeah ok, good bye.

This is just a sampling of his work in the hockey threads by the way. He also posted about the Steelers, where I imagine he was also epically awful.

lol @ u!

Yeah, probably safe to say.

Then for some reason, I can't even remember how or why, I found out that he came back under another account, but let him keep posting on the promise of a new attitude and good behavior. And, well...

He got up to about 200 posts before I had enough this time. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ... uh, won't get fooled again?

The end. If you really hate yourself, check out more of his work yourself, it's truly awful almost always.

This is definitely 1st round value, probably top-3, maybe #1. Y'all missed out big time! This team is almost guaranteed to be the worst ever now.

Wow, don't know that guy but seems like great value

tl;dr

72off continues to skyrocket up those draft boards after deleting evidence of his awfulness.

someone pm me when im up

thanks

Indeed. I still can't believe he was only really around for like 6-8 months in 2010, it really did seem like years. Just checked again now, and I think he started during the 2010 NFL playoffs, these were some of his very first posts in SE:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Should have been a serious contender for the #1 spot overall.

good lord bro. was a part time job just scrolling those quotes.

steeler fan is always good value though.

Cwocwoc is a decent pick but he's not the worst soccer poster imo.

Probably not but I seriously hate that guy and regret ever interacting with him in containment threads. Great pick because I had completely forgotten about his aids.

Need more Aidz aids

**** im def gonna get sniped

lol

Pretty sure you are up.

chop is up

thoughts:

-AIDSdgci obv #1 overall material based on rep and obv shoulda gona a lot earlier, but personally I found him to be not as AIDS as some. Was capable of making me laugh with him. Erry1 had him high on their board but no one wanted to tackle the problem of 'where do i start?' another gr8 writeup hoyaids ldo.

-Riverman is a top 5 SE poster and does not belong anywhere near this draft. His haters dont get the thing.

-ODELLLLLLLLLLLLL hilarious and also a good pick. Coulda gone in 1st round.

-Cwocwoc. cwoc woc. Let me assure you that this is ELITE talent. ELITE. Always wrong and never leaves an argument even if in an indefensible position, but is fairly passive about it and doesn't get ruffled, even when the whole thread is telling him 'please no more'. Also not a hint of humor in any of his posts. He's a less prolific Not Lolo, only 100000% CERTAIN to be real. Only problem with the pick is that cwoc probably falls to you in a later round if you wait, but in terms of talent only it is an ELITE pick. Certainly and verifiably worse than andz in the soccer threads.

- Angerpush. Spew. Never thought he was that bad, just unnecessarily angry at times. Many better options available imo.

-keevin33 - not familiar with his work, will go thru 72's quotes later and base an opinion on those. from all reports a very good pick.

k thx just a sec

wtf happened to the links in first post? im in a massive disadvantage due to being a lolsoccer poster.

this u mean?

cinch is a brilliant pick. his constant usage of "check" was mind boggling aggravating

laughed very hard reading this, so perfect

The crazy thing is I knew who it was as soon as I read your first quote