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View Poll Results: GOAT?
labron
184 30.31%
MJ (Michael or Maple)
325 53.54%
Therapist
8 1.32%
George Mikan
5 0.82%
Shaq Attaq
21 3.46%
Wilt the Stilt (100 pts yo)
14 2.31%
Timmy "Big Fundamentals" Duncan
20 3.29%
"Roger Murdock"
3 0.49%
Enchanted AIDS Wang (er, HIV+?)
9 1.48%
Larry Legend (+ HM to Bill Russell's laugh)
18 2.97%

06-12-2017 , 03:12 PM
Did I say he was? Curry is amazing from 3; so is Durant, Kawhi and Lebron isn't bad for someone who plays the 4/point 4.

Bird is a career 37% 3 point shooter on 1.8 a game; Durant is 38% on 5 attempts per game; Kawhi is 38% on 4 attempts per game; Curry is 44% on 7.8 attempts per game; Lebron is 34% on 3.7 attempts; Malone/Shaq don't really shoot 3s; MJ is at 33% at 1.7 attempts; Stockton is at 34.% on 1.7 attempts per game.

One team has 3 elite 3 point shooters and 1 good one for a PF; the other has 2 elite ones for their era albeit at low volumes and one average one in MJ and then 2 guys who never really shot 3s. Additionally, Shaq is a huge liability from the line; Lebron is a decent liability but nothing like Shaq.
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06-12-2017 , 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Montrealcorp
Yeah Larry bird was such a bad 3pts shooter ..
He didn't say this and what he did say is obviously correct.

Rank the following in 3 point shooting ability:
Steph Curry
Larry Bird
Larry Bird wearing a warm-up jacket
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06-12-2017 , 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
Lol no.

Curry/Kawhi/Lebron/Durant/x would crush those guys. If you allow guys who just retired just take Duncan and it's over. Bird and Malone would get roasted time and time again by lebron and Durant and Stockton is way too slow to guard Steph.
yup, those 4 are unbelievable and crush any hypothetical team
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06-12-2017 , 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Wooders0n
That just speaks even louder volumes about Jordan's drive to win, that he was able to overcome a massive deficit in god given gifts compared to LeBron and yet accomplish significantly more
Agreed. If god had given MJ an adequate dick then he could have chilled for a minute in his life and probably would have finished with a ring or two less.

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Scottie and Michael used to compete on everything. Jordan used always claim his hands were bigger, but they weren’t. Scottie was very blessed down below. And that killed Michael. Johnny said, “you should have seen the girls pippen had waiting for him everywhere we went. Madonna used to pick him up in a limo with a hot tub every time we went to L.A. Michael used to tell Madonna he could
satisfy her better, to which Madonna would tell him “not a chance.””
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06-12-2017 , 04:26 PM
I mean come on what is this sport they are even playing here? No spacing, extremely slow on defense with very little help. It's like watching black and white TV.

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06-12-2017 , 04:26 PM
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06-12-2017 , 04:29 PM
Jordan having manhood envy over Scottie Pippen is a fair critique but still seems likely that Jordan>LeBron given that LeBron flashed himself accidentally on national tv and it was tiny.
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06-12-2017 , 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Seadood228
I mean come on what is this sport they are even playing here? No spacing, extremely slow on defense with very little help. It's like watching black and white TV.

You think this is bad, you should see some of his opposition in the 80s

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06-12-2017 , 04:42 PM
Jordan playing against terrorists supports his GOATness.
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06-12-2017 , 05:18 PM
To be fair, If you gave Jordan the spacing of today he would thrive as well.

More spacing doesn't make his game worse. More spacing is killing the centers right now, stretching them out to the 3 point line where they get killed on switches and pick and rolls if they are too slow footed.
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06-12-2017 , 06:06 PM
I would wager a fair amount that Jordans knob is bigger than LBJs

If it isnt, and MJ found out, Im sure he would jelq himself everyday till it was
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06-12-2017 , 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Montrealcorp
Yeah Larry bird was such a bad 3pts shooter ..
do you know what a strawman is? bc you utilize one in every single post you make. often multiple strawman.

so ya, no one said larry bird was a bad 3pt shooter. in fact, in the post you quoted, not a word was said about birds 3pters.
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06-12-2017 , 11:42 PM
Looolllll at Lechumps finals record

His legacy will be that of a bottler in finals, far from the GOAT
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06-12-2017 , 11:48 PM
This finals performance just makes it more obvious to me that Lebron will go down as GOAT. Happy GS won though!
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06-12-2017 , 11:49 PM
when all black dan is on side; you know the other side is right.
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06-12-2017 , 11:52 PM
First player in Final's history to average a triple double for a series. Played his heart out.
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06-12-2017 , 11:57 PM
over/under on hours woody spent zooming in on bron's cock?

2.5?
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06-13-2017 , 12:07 AM
33 12 and 10 on 63 TS% and never had a chance. It's like 2009 Magic all over.
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06-13-2017 , 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLloyd
First player in Final's history to average a triple double for a series. Played his heart out.
Yep, but not quite good enough to win the finals or be considered the GOAT though
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06-13-2017 , 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Seadood228
Lebron's comment about what he'd do differently is so amazing, I was pretty floored when I read it because I was imagining what he was describing and thinking "this is similar to what actually happened".

LBJ GOAT

Also as one of the "olds" who grew up with MJ, I find it REALLY hard to compare the two afa skills are concerned because the game is so much more advanced than now. Players run much more than they did then on both sides of the ball, and schemes/coverages have changed so much that it barely resembles the same sport.

If you want to play the time machine game, I think Lebron eviscerates the league in the 90's because he's the biggest/fastest/and *gasp* one of the best shooters in the game at that time. Jordan as a rookie in 2003 probably tops out as a top 5 player.

I'm a reformed Bron hater but hot damn you guys are still out of control. Dude has been the nut-low perimeter/midrange shooter a number of different years.
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06-13-2017 , 12:19 AM
Think Bron fades away as top 5 all-time player, but maybe the most talented. GOAT status is more than just the most talented guy.
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06-13-2017 , 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLloyd
First player in Final's history to average a triple double for a series. Played his heart out.
this doesn't mean what it used to mean. it's playground ball with coaches, teams and nice courts.

maybe it would be helpful if we went back to using the word pick instead of screen. it definitely would be helpful if fouled 3 point attempts were worth 2 FTs instead of 3. (in fact, until this change is made, basketball will remain broken. or not, I guess. wow, those professional basketball players really can shoot!)

when the player setting the screen never stops moving in 3/4 speed replays, I'm pretty ****ing sure that's an offensive foul.

otoh as a Jordan guy who grew up in Chicago, this series goes in the plus column for Lebron. Him not taking the shot the other night was not good imo, but apparently we're supposed to contemplate different notions of greatness, so that's another conversation. Those notions do not include Steph Curry, however. (If you honestly think so, you need to re-examine the thought process that brought you to that conclusion, and make better decisions)

They may include KD (knock on wood) if he stays healthy.

I have a question for the Lebron side: how am I supposed to think about GM Lebron? how much credit does he deserve for the coaches he's had? that's clearly an advantage for Jordan, but LeBron chose his coaches for the most part
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06-13-2017 , 12:23 AM
I think this season only cemented his GOATness. He could've gotten fat and lazy during the off season and nobody would've cared but he has Heart Of Lion apparently.
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06-13-2017 , 12:26 AM
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otoh as a Jordan guy who grew up in Chicago, this series goes in the plus column for Lebron. Him not taking the shot the other night was not good imo, but apparently we're supposed to contemplate different notions of greatness, so that's another conversation. Those notions do not include Steph Curry, however. (If you honestly think so, you need to re-examine the thought process that brought you to that conclusion, and make better decisions)

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GOAT pure shooter?
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06-13-2017 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by tabbaker
33 12 and 10 on 63 TS% and never had a chance. It's like 2009 Magic all over.
This statline is the craziest I've ever seen. Crazier than that 2009 magic performance.
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