Wow.

Amazing

This is wonderful

artie, you seem to know what you are talking about so im just going to say gg and concede. my head hurts like a mother ****er right now and im just too emotionally damaged to post any more. i shouldn't have put that Mexico was a top 10 team in my eyes. this team just doesnt deserve any type of positivity from me. they are an embarrassment and should all (not oribe or gullit) go **** each other in the asses. 2 ****ing minutes from not even a ****ing playoff spot for a world cup spot. HOW THE **** IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE WHEN CONCACAF GETS 3.5 SPOTS JFC.

That translation is the greatest thing i have ever read. I got a stiffy.

Just stop bro. You are so jaded that you greatly overrate our players by a ton

Thinking back to after the Gold Cup final in Pasadena, there's no way I would've anticipated us being decently better than Mexico or Mexico being as godawful as they are. I thought they were poised to be elite.

NZ would be better off using the All Blacks to play Mexico coz the All Whites are worse than us

I really don't see how the color of their jerseys will impact their performance.

haha

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2 wins, 0.7 goals per game, 1.1 points per game and Mexico still have a shot at qualification?

Disgraceful record. I have nothing against Mexico but such a terrible record deserves humiliation against New Zealand.

Plus there is now a worse team than Panama in the WC, whether it be Mexico or New Zealand.

All Blacks = national rugby team

All Whites = national football team

Also the badminton team is called the Black C*cks lol

If anyone has any links to any good post-match coverage of the game (i.e. not ESPN's various "not even going to acknowledge the possibility that the US didn't want to win at the end" takes), posting them here would be appreciated. Still trying to process the insanity.

Yah Mexico doesn't have one top 50 gk sorry muchacho

I woke up this morning, brushed teeth, showered etc.

Still ashamed, still have that stink, this Mex team is an embarrassment.

It's 8:15am and I want to just take a flier at work, hit the nearest dive bar by my house and get ****ed up.

Smh

TV Azteca commentators

Christian Martinoli
Luis Garcia (WC '94 hero, former Atletico Madrid star)
Jorge Campos (WC '94,'98 gk crowd fav known for his flamboyant playing style)

In honor of USA helping mexico's world cup hopes stay alive, they should make October free lawn care month in the US.

ASN is a pretty decent site, and i believe they have a decent write up already...

Performances last night

Ochoa 4
Layun 3
Rafa 5
Ayala 5
Torres Nilo 2
Zavala 5
Gullit 8
Chaco 4
Aquino 2
Oribe 7
chicharo 2


what if i told you that with these ratings, mexico still should have won last night @ Costa Rica. we were a tap in away from taking control of this game and likely to win, but the ****ing idiot had to mess it up.

all we need is for these ****tards to get 5's and we will ****ing have enough vs New Zealand.

but before we do that, we need to make the biggest ****ing change, and it is finding a new manager. just like i said when he was first hired, VUCE is NOT the man for this job. he has done nothing to deserve this. how the **** do you hire him when at the same time you have guys like Ricardo La Volpe or Tomas Boy or Marcelo Bielsa avaliable. instead they choose to go with a man who had just gotten fired at Monterrey. unreal.

2 seems high for a guy who messed up a goal i could have scored

i agree. i wanted to give him a 1 but if it werent for him messing up, Oribe wouldnt have scored. had to give him a point for that.

And cruizn slowly starts morphing back into himself. God help us if mexico pulls off an incredible performance like winning in pks or something.

Numbers make sense if you take in conversion rates. The scale is out of 128.6.