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10-05-2021 , 01:55 PM

#76

Bidz

Hurts so good

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man did SRM nail it with this thread or what

lol urbz

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10-05-2021 , 02:12 PM

#77

StoppedRainingMen

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Was really hoping to get more milage out of this thread but it looks like he may not even make it to sunday

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10-05-2021 , 02:23 PM

#78

Tom Ames

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

Was really hoping to get more milage out of this thread but it looks like he may not even make it to sunday

The brightest stars sometimes burn out quickly. Let's enjoy the time we have.

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10-05-2021 , 02:33 PM

#79

GTO2.0

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Originally Posted by Bidz

man did SRM nail it with this thread or what

lol urbz

Probably one of the best original subject threads of the last like 5 years

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10-05-2021 , 02:39 PM

#80

Tom Ames

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Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

Shoutout to Holliday

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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT

Hahaha, forgot about this. Please link the original post so I can reread.

I went looking, but couldn't narrow it down. I was reminded that the titled scumbag has graced this forum in the title of another thread. Re-reading that thread is pretty interesting in light of recent developments:

Urban Meyer: Ruh Roh!

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10-05-2021 , 05:29 PM

#81

DodgerIrish

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Originally Posted by Holliday

The first time it happened was pretty unsettling. It was nearly Christmas in that well-known pit of hell, Manhattan. Friday after work, stopped by Macy's to pick up some last minute gifts. Ground floor, and I've never seen a crowd like that for shopping before or since. Justpacked as I slowly make my way towards the escalators and take in the scene.

At some point I notice the scenery has improved tremendously, there's like a dozen really hot chicks around me. Arrogant, moneyed, trashy-cum-stuckup types. Bronxeville, I decide. Luckily, a few of them are standing right in front of me, all wanting to go past each other, so I just wait and start compiling a ranking. Something jarring off to my right, look over and two of the chicks have their hands on the same necklace (or something). Pulling becomes tug-of-war, then one says "**** it" and purposely breaks the necklace then tosses her handfull off onto the other merchandise right before she starts getting slapped in the face. Then they both grab hair and start spinning...into me, actually. I dodge but grab to, you know, help keep them upright. The girls are suddenly all fighting each other now, to various degrees. Like, two are taking turns pushing at each other's shoulders, and then these two are haymakering the **** out of each other and one of them just got tackled. I think they knew each other. Just total chaos though, and basically I'm in the middle, bobbing and weaving. Then there's the 200 bystanders who start running away from the fight. Only lasts like 10 or 20 seconds, then everybody stops and disperses.

Show's over so I head for escalator, and watch as the girls get cut off by security at various exits. "That's pretty funny", I think, right before I notice a couple of security guardsstepping in front of the escalators. "Ah, crap." A few minutes later and we're watching a replay of the whole thing. Strangely enough, instead of innocently dodging, it *looks* as if I'm deliberately copping feel after feel. Clearly supposed to be a life lesson for the chicks, seeing themselves fight, it just turns into a bunch of nasty stares at me! At first I thought it was camera angle...but it happened soooooo many times. Pretty uncomfortable room for a while, and then one of them (#1) starts making fun of the others for acting like they've never had a stranger grab their ass before. "They keen't keep their hands off my eess, maybe don't nootice you." Somehow that worked and nobody thought it was a big deal anymore. Really no idea what was going on there.

FUUUUUUUUU....then there was that time the ex gf invited me to her Christmas Tree trimming party. There's some toasting thing or something, and suddenly she turns and has a big surprised look on he face which quickly melts into a series of all-too-familiar "I'm a dirty whore" looks. Wondering why she's looking at me like that, and...then realizing "copping a feel" is an understatement. To be fair, the mostly see-through outfit did particularly invite such a thing. Later she told me she was going to allow and ignore the feel-up, but felt the fingering represented a move. Highly regrettable sequence--bad hand, BAD HAND!

In one of those giant revolving doors, wind up getting a bunch of people from the office going drinking wedged into the corner, suddenly realize I've got handsfull of interns.

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10-05-2021 , 06:06 PM

#82

Tom Ames

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LOL! I have never seen that*. Perhaps Urb's PR team has though and will take note.

Thanks, DI!

*that I can remember

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10-05-2021 , 06:15 PM

#83

StoppedRainingMen

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Originally Posted by darO

But wait, there's more!

If even a third of this is true there’s no justifiable reason for Urb to coach another game

He lost the locker room before they even opened the season, now he’s made it completely irreparable and you want Lawrence to continue to exist in this toxicity?

Glhf

Side note where is Urb come week 1 of ‘22?

1. Fox
2. ESPN
3. USC
4. Texas
5. Notre Dame
6. Dead

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10-05-2021 , 06:21 PM

#84

Tom Ames

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Some faux rehab facility.

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10-05-2021 , 06:37 PM

#85

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

Saban is more likely to be Sark's assistant on a NC Texas team.

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10-05-2021 , 07:13 PM

#86

esad

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Originally Posted by Tom Ames

Other than his wife, is there anyone who is not thoroughly enjoying this fiasco?

LOL Urb

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10-05-2021 , 08:56 PM

#87

ntanygd760

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Was trying to figure out why there was 20 new posts. Not disappointed.

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10-05-2021 , 10:00 PM

#88

esad

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Worth watching McAfee's uncensored take with AJ Hawk

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10-05-2021 , 10:29 PM

#89

GusJohnsonGOAT

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He should've went for the "yeah, I still got it" approach and told his players that he can still pull ass, but rather he made some insincere apology. Players would've probably respected him more for the former and honestly nothing to lose since they don't like him already.

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10-05-2021 , 11:50 PM

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Agree ... the FCA (Fellowship of Christian Athletes) act in an NFL locker room when you are 0-4 is about like Tebow's NFL crap preaching BS. It sure looks like about 1-7 in about a month. Where is it going? The Petrino way? Still too early to tell, I think.

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10-06-2021 , 01:57 AM

#91

nucleardonkey

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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT

He doesnt look like he's still got it in that video. Somebody should teach this man the virtues of high priced escorts.

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10-07-2021 , 01:47 PM

#92

vinivici9586

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Lol it's twitters fault, not Urban's. Yhtsi

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10-07-2021 , 02:46 PM

#93

suzzer99

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Oh no, one less anti-vaxxer on twitter.

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10-07-2021 , 03:02 PM

#94

tarheels2222

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I personally don't identify as a sinner, but I won't judge the ones who do.

Sounds like both her and Urb are fragile.

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10-07-2021 , 03:45 PM

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Tom Ames

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I assume this is Mrs Urb and not the Finger Deposit Receptacle???

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10-07-2021 , 03:56 PM

#96

suzzer99

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I think she's depositing Timmy Tebow's finger.

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10-07-2021 , 04:25 PM

#97

nucleardonkey

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Couldn't happen to better people.

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10-07-2021 , 04:35 PM

#98

Tom Ames

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Must have come as a real shock to her that Urb was a turd.

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10-07-2021 , 04:36 PM

#99

vinivici9586

Breakfast?

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wish she had just directly blamed the libs and said the NFL blackballed tebow, so it would be max hilarity

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10-07-2021 , 06:40 PM

#100

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

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Low key hoping Urb becomes the next UNLV coach because it would be fun to be the wife's divorce lawyer.

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