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View Poll Results: How many professional major wins will Tiger end up with (currently has 14)?
14 - no more wins 14 10.85%
15 - one more than now 7 5.43%
16 - only two more 14 10.85%
17 - so close but not quite 12 9.30%
18 - ties Jack 11 8.53%
19 - GOAT 16 12.40%
20 or more 55 42.64%
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Old 03-26-2021, 12:48 PM   #5176
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I don't like bad drivers. I've driven over 6,000 miles this month, and am easily tilted by shitdrivers. People driving with their high beams for no reason are bad enough. Ik it is hard to grasp bc what is the internet without haters right? Pick any hero I love and if they smash into a tree without braking I'm going to give them a big wtf happened. This has ZERO to do with it being tiger, could be literally anybody.

Also if that isn't results orientated thinking then I have a poker game you're welcome to join

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Old 03-26-2021, 01:02 PM   #5177
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Anyways I won't post again until there's an update in the investigation, if there is any. I'm gonna go throw darts at my tiger poster now
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Old 03-26-2021, 01:04 PM   #5178
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nutella it's like you're hoping he was doped up, and will be disappointed if he wasn't, which is weird
yeah but just imagine you and post rufi coolata tiger all doped up in a car parked in a secluded driving range parking lot

think about it bro
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Old 03-26-2021, 02:50 PM   #5179
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Anyways I won't post again until there's an update in the investigation, if there is any. I'm gonna go throw darts at my tiger poster now
there won't be any update though, that's why we can't and didn't "wait for the investigation to play out" before making an educated judgment... justice for the rich and poor aren't the same
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Old 03-26-2021, 08:44 PM   #5180
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yeah but just imagine you and post rufi coolata tiger all doped up in a car parked in a secluded driving range parking lot

think about it bro
huh?
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Old 03-26-2021, 08:58 PM   #5181
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Old 03-26-2021, 09:12 PM   #5182
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Old 03-31-2021, 06:56 PM   #5183
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They announced they found out the cause of the crash...but won't reveal it due to privacy reasons. So he was probably drunk or on meds or something like that.
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Old 03-31-2021, 07:01 PM   #5184
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Old 03-31-2021, 09:56 PM   #5185
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They announced they found out the cause of the crash...but won't reveal it due to privacy reasons. So he was probably drunk or on meds or something like that.
I don't see how they can definitely know the cause of the crash, based on the information they say they have (which doesn't include the toxicology results from the hospital). Maybe they mean they believe he fell asleep at the wheel, but that in turn could have been (and probably was imo) caused by the effects of medication. Maybe they have cell phone records where he told someone "shouldn't have taken (so much?) Ambien last night (so late?)" or something along those lines... but then you'd think they could/would use that as probably cause to get the blood results from the hospital.
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Old 04-07-2021, 01:09 PM   #5186
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Old 04-07-2021, 01:12 PM   #5187
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What an *******! Dude could’ve killed a bunch of people driving that fast.

Great golfer. Bad person.
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Old 04-07-2021, 01:15 PM   #5188
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45 MPH zone.
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Old 04-07-2021, 01:17 PM   #5189
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Not Tiger related, but Golf...ESPN Masters commercial just now plays Ray Charles "Georgia on my Mind" the entire time...just sayin you might want to deemphasize that a bit right now.
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Old 04-07-2021, 01:17 PM   #5190
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I thought the Sheriff said that they knew what caused the accident but couldn't release the information due to privacy??

You don't get privacy for breaking the law. You usually get cited.

Is anyone going to ask why the LA Sheriff seems to have been covering for him for a while now?

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Old 04-07-2021, 07:05 PM   #5191
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Could this be attempted suicide? Seems like crazy speed on that stretch of road...

Or could just be accidentally pressing the accelerator instead of brake...
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Old 04-07-2021, 07:50 PM   #5192
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Could be but the easiest answer is he was just driving like an *******
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Old 04-07-2021, 07:53 PM   #5193
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The road was 45mph because of hills and turns. Sure people go 55 all the time probably. Going 65 would be pushing it and pretty silly. Going 85 is insane. They said he had zero chance to negotiate the upcoming turn going that fast.
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Old 04-07-2021, 11:28 PM   #5194
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Should have his license taken for a couple years effective once he is recovered. But nooo.
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Old 04-07-2021, 11:36 PM   #5195
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People said Tiger had zero chance of winning the 2019 Masters - KAZOW!

Lol at taking away Tiger's license. So many haters.
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Old 04-07-2021, 11:57 PM   #5196
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Where should Tiger rank in the worst celebrity drivers of all time? I put him somewhere between Caitlin and Dale Earnhardt.
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Old 04-08-2021, 12:12 AM   #5197
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I can see how he gets accelerator and break pedal mixed up on a new car - but for how long was he pressing the gas? You press it, speed up, and then get off of it right away. He went off the road, across a median, crossed two lanes of road, and through a grass area and still was going 75 when he hit the tree?
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I can see how he gets accelerator and break pedal mixed up on a new car - but for how long was he pressing the gas? You press it, speed up, and then get off of it right away. He went off the road, across a median, crossed two lanes of road, and through a grass area and still was going 75 when he hit the tree?
Yeah, something still doesn't add up. It seems their theory is that he was wide awake and speeding, realized he was going way too fast and then hit the gas instead of the brakes. Does it seem likely that if he was awake and speeding, he wouldn't already have his foot on the gas (in which case he would know where his foot was)? If he did accidentally hit the gas while awake, wouldn't he quickly switch his foot from the gas to the brakes and/or swerve to avoid going over the median and over the other side of the road? They previously said there was no indication of steering input or braking.

Maybe he was speeding... nodded off due to medication he took that morning or the previous night... falling asleep with his foot on the gas and/or gravity (downhill road) caused his speed to increase further... since he was asleep, he didn't negotiate the relatively gentle curve and went over the median and then the other side of the road without braking/swerving... and never woke up before hitting the tree, because he didn't nod off briefly, but rather was under the influence of one or more heavy duty Rx. That makes a lot more sense to me than what they're trying to spin (and their story has already changed from falling asleep to excessive speeding... this accounts for both and fits with Tiger's history).
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Old 04-08-2021, 01:55 AM   #5199
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I'm pretty sure he was just being A REAL MAN
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Old 04-08-2021, 02:07 AM   #5200
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You guys really need the Zapruder film and black boxes and a Congressional investigation and talking heads on ESPN radio to solve this case don't you?

He was drugged up on pain pills and fell asleep at the wheel. Lucky he didn't kill or seriously injure anyone else, next time might not be so lucky. Case closed.
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