The_wiper: FREEZE TEH USA BALL
Calleddownlightwastaken: presumably so as to not guarantee at least one advances
El_sando: REDRAW
Teejayortj: REDRAW
El_sando: SOMEONE CALL SVEN STAT
The_wiper: lol at beer #2, i'm on shot number 8
Cdl_suks: lol
Cphoya: I don't know how to save a twitch chatlog, but can someone figure that out?
Cphoya: this needs to get posted

....

Teejayortj: SO IS TEAM TEAJAY
Teejayortj: he is still trying to find my ****ing ball
Teejayortj: ****ing cat got it
The_wiper: LOOOOL
Vykintas07: SVEN, dont forget to put the USA#1 ball in the freezer
Teejayortj: some 17 year old stole that ****
Cphoya: teejay's ball going to be the best ongoing joke of the entire World Cup

Elite entertainment

Man Wtf how am I missing this

Cdl_suks: Sven does not give a ****
Vykintas07: sven getting more beer
Teejayortj: i am now just ripping through my beer
Cdl_suks: balls on the floor
Cphoya: LOL
Teejayortj: LOL
The_wiper: COMPLAINTS TO THE DRAW
Butchowens: you think?
Butchowens: lol
Vykintas07: wtf
Teejayortj: COMPLIMENTS OF THE DRAW
Cphoya: you I need a retainer sven
Teejayortj: DO NOT EXIST
Calleddownlightwastaken: hoya, handle this
The_wiper: omg retainer
Cdl_suks: hahahahahahhahahahaha
Vykintas07: give hoya korea in compensation

Jesus I can't believe I am missing this. **** **** **** ****.

Cphoya: my counsel: http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/1gjdAX7.gif
Teejayortj: zimmer only has 2 teams
Vykintas07: hoya being BRIBED for his services
The_wiper: i don't know if this is the best thing i've ever done or absolutely the worst
Vykintas07: cant wait until he ships chile
Calleddownlightwastaken: zimmer getting rigged on by being mia
Teejayortj: he is super ****ed
El_sando: didn't think you get get more incompetent and corrupt than fifa
The_wiper: USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cphoya: HERE WE GO
Vykintas07: OH BABY
The_wiper: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Teejayortj: MERICCUHHHHHHH
Butchowens: USA
Vykintas07: LETS GO
Calleddownlightwastaken: in before hoya
Vykintas07: TEAM EDDYWIPER ONE TIME
Butchowens: frozen ball
Cphoya: lol
The_wiper: **** shark
El_sando: SHIPPPPPPPPPP
Vykintas07: ****
Cdl_suks: BOOM!!!!!!!!!
Vykintas07: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Calleddownlightwastaken: SHIP
El_sando: DRAW IS GOOD IMO
Calleddownlightwastaken: protest removed
Cdl_suks: worst news for USA
Butchowens: still want that redraw?
Teejayortj: If I don't get chile
The_wiper: el sando es el LOSER
Cdl_suks: getting CDL
The_wiper: tj we're getting chile
Vykintas07: sven rigging team sharklight USA#1 to get them to withdraw their complaint
Teejayortj: just give it to me
The_wiper: sven you're looking sharp btw, though i reserve the right to change that opinion
Vykintas07: team eddywiper is getting chile for COMPENSATION
El_sando: very fifa-like, dude is learning fast
The_wiper: COMP
The_wiper: INCOMING
Vykintas07: biesterfield/zimmer should just burn their money now
El_sando: sven confirmed even lifts
Butchowens: biesterfield, or whatever
Cdl_suks: every time Sven reads Biestefield like he has never seen the name before
The_wiper: sven is getting high from the marker hell
Cdl_suks: hahahahahahhahahahah
Calleddownlightwastaken: what kind of markers do they have in europe?
The_wiper: LOLMEHICO
El_sando: loool
Cphoya: After careful review and many billable hours that sven_o will have to pay me for, I have concluded that the integrity of the sweep selection process was preserved by sven_o's diligent and careful redundant randomization measures. And beer. Please direct all challenges to the integiry of this selection process to me, at Please note that all inquiries will result in a minimum of 15 billable hours charged to sven_o. Thank you for your consideration of this finding.
Calleddownlightwastaken: LOLOL
The_wiper: beer
Vykintas07: give SRM mehico please
Butchowens: hahahah
Vykintas07: hes run too hot so far
The_wiper: YESSSSS
Cdl_suks: BOOM!!!
Vykintas07: GOOD
Vykintas07: eat that
Teejayortj: if my ****ing ball never gets pulled again
Calleddownlightwastaken: good equity at $200
Teejayortj: I WILL RIOT
Calleddownlightwastaken: run hotter
The_wiper: this is great
Cdl_suks: Spain/Portugal/Mexico
Cphoya: I don't know what sven just said
Cdl_suks: please ship now
Cdl_suks: something about us going to hell
The_wiper: who has spain port mex? srm? ****
Cphoya: oh god they actually got mexico?!?!

WHO DO WE HAVE

HOW AM I MISSING THIS

historic 2+2 stuff happening here

i don't know who anyone has because i can't understand sven but:

The_wiper: NO YOU'RE A GUY
Vykintas07: chile>>>uruguay
Cphoya: give
Teejayortj: my ball is in there
Cphoya: uruguay
Vykintas07: dont believe sven, hes drunk
Teejayortj: never getting this
The_wiper: LOL TJ
Cdl_suks: lol
Vykintas07: tj congrats
Cphoya: INTEGRITY PRESERVED
Calleddownlightwastaken: lol tj
Vykintas07: COMPENSATION
Teejayortj: REDEEMED
Vykintas07: tj REWARDED
The_wiper: team eddywiper binking chile
Teejayortj: gonna get greece or australia in round 4
The_wiper: right now
Cphoya: (round 1 still not updated)
Teejayortj: and laugh to the bank
The_wiper: ONE TIME
Vykintas07: if CPSoldier gets Chile
Cdl_suks: cant believe we have to wait another 4 years for this
Vykintas07: ILL RIOT
Cphoya: ship
Vykintas07: DONT YOU DARE RIG THIS TO HOYA THE LAWYA SVEn
Cphoya: this is alock, it's ours
Vykintas07: NO SVEN
Cphoya: god damnit
The_wiper: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Cdl_suks: nice
Vykintas07: SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Vykintas07: YESSSSS
Calleddownlightwastaken: who is favored to blow the most outside of mexico?
The_wiper: MAKING A NICE COMEBACK AFTER UHHH DRAWINGA THE WORST TEAM IN ROUNDA ONE
Eddyb66: sven has mentioned that we drew the worst team in round 1 no less than 7 times already
Vykintas07: wiper, colombia/netherlands/chile is ELITE
Teejayortj: well i am glad he ****ing found my ball
El_sando: i'm just sitting here laughing at the incomplete box in round 1
Cphoya: that's fun for me, I'm fine with that
Vykintas07: Hoya gets Japan
Teejayortj: ohh now he shows it
The_wiper: lolshot
Cphoya: wait what
Teejayortj: DIDNT SHOW IT LAST TIME
Vykintas07: huh?
Teejayortj: WAIT WHAT LOL
The_wiper: LOLLLLLL
The_wiper: INTEGRITY
Teejayortj: ohh 1 more team ha
Vykintas07: you just said your lawyers team sven
Cphoya: I get ****ing Ecuador?
Cdl_suks: hahahahahahahhahaaa
The_wiper: this is so hilarious
The_wiper: wifer wants to know what i'm laughing at
The_wiper: then she said sven is hot
Butchowens: mine too, wiper
Cdl_suks: not even bothering to show the names at this point
The_wiper:
Cphoya: I was so excited about watching Japan's games in the UCLA-Little Tokyo area of Sawtelle with the hot asian chicks
El_sando: atta boy sven
Cphoya: I mean I'm going to anyay
Cphoya: but what the ****
Teejayortj: yea my GF is like whats going on
Teejayortj: me and my buddy dying over here
Teejayortj: as I tilt slug beers
Butchowens: who is zimmer's first team?
The_wiper: me tooo
Cdl_suks: WELL I'M ALL ALONE
Calleddownlightwastaken: seems like we want australia here, sando can you confirm?
Cdl_suks: BUT MY DOG KEEPS LOOKING AT ME
Cphoya: beer #3 in progress
The_wiper: i want whoever is the worst. iran?
El_sando: i got no clue tbh
Teejayortj: yea Aussie has to be a good one
Vykintas07: whos the odds on favorite to get worst goal differential among the 4 seeds?
El_sando: zimmer doesn't have a round 1 team
El_sando: it was a penalty
Vykintas07: probably iran right
El_sando: because **** him, that's why
Teejayortj: whats payouts again?
Calleddownlightwastaken: australia looks to have toughest group
Calleddownlightwastaken: out of 4 with 0.0 equity accoring to 528
Vykintas07: agree with CDL
Vykintas07: australia has GREAT EQUITY here
Teejayortj: cant wait for the round 2 redraw
Teejayortj: to really stud my team out
Cphoya: australia is STRONG for the sucking money
Cphoya: how am I gonna root for Ecuador
Cphoya: that's gonna be so weird
The_wiper: TBAB'S TEAM
El_sando: iran, they sound bad
Calleddownlightwastaken: sven, if hoya gets iran or australia this is back under protest
Cdl_suks: I'm worried about Sven's health
The_wiper: srm
Cphoya: they're not good
Cdl_suks: BOOM!!!!1
Vykintas07: SRM running hot again
Calleddownlightwastaken: ****ing srm
The_wiper: cdl sucks, SRM goat
Teejayortj: who do you not want....Ghana?
Cphoya: wait wtf is Iran good?
Teejayortj: ok here we go
Cdl_suks: you want a bad team here
The_wiper: greece is semi-good too right?

confirmed best thing ever

The_wiper: greece is semi-good too right?
Calleddownlightwastaken: i think the point is theyre bad hoya
Cphoya: that's true, you do want a ****ty team here
Teejayortj: yea so who is just not ****ty enough?
Wheatrich: iran is one of the teams you want here
El_sando: ****
Calleddownlightwastaken: **** it
Cdl_suks: appropriately hahahahahah
The_wiper: sven just called it soccer b/c USA #1
Calleddownlightwastaken: ship the whole tourney you broke ass country
Cphoya: I like how Sven says "Japan goes to my lawyer's team . . . Svenshot"
Cphoya: SEEMS LEGIT
Butchowens: wrong bowl
Cphoya: okay so
Cphoya: Brazil
Cphoya: and then nothing
Butchowens: yep
Cphoya: I guess I'll take it
Teejayortj: hope brazil beats camaroon like 13-0
The_wiper: AL-WHAT NOW?
Cphoya: yeah same
Teejayortj: fun sweat
Vykintas07: algeria parks the bus
Vykintas07: you dont want algeria
Calleddownlightwastaken: algeria seems bad
The_wiper: lol tj
Vykintas07: lol TEEJ
Butchowens: lol
Eddyb66: haha tj
Calleddownlightwastaken: lol tj
Teejayortj: REDRAW BACK ON BOARD
The_wiper: hon-do-us
Cdl_suks: zimmer has the worst draw, hands down
Vykintas07: AUSTRALIA
The_wiper: THAT'S US
Vykintas07: DO WANT
Cphoya: I think I would do this an unlimited number of times tonight
Eddyb66: What are the chances that this really is the right camera view, and sven just writes everything backwards?
The_wiper: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Vykintas07: SHIP
The_wiper: binking the **** out of the lower groups
Eddyb66: maybe he works for an Ambulance company
Cphoya: ****ing Ghana
Cdl_suks: Biesterfield?
Cphoya: that makes him public enemy #1
The_wiper: does it conclue the draw?
Cphoya: lol at the draw being concluded with an open space in round 1
Vykintas07: zimmer still with no 1 seed
El_sando: that concludes the rigging
Calleddownlightwastaken: lol
The_wiper: ZIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER
Cdl_suks: WELL DONE
Cdl_suks: CLAP CLAP CLAP
Cphoya: ZIMMER WP SIR
The_wiper: LOTS OF QUESTIONS
Vykintas07: GREAT RIGGING SVEN
El_sando: lol nice big board
Vykintas07: WELL DONE
El_sando: not missing anything there
Butchowens: elite. would watch again
Eddyb66: who did Zimmer get in the 1st
Cdl_suks: SO ****ING ENTERTAINING
Calleddownlightwastaken: sven gonna get a massive surprise when he opens thread

That was amazing. Drinking, Riggage, butthurt, lolsoccer talk, it had everything.

$100 burned for entertainment...

sven just noticing zim doesn't have a R1 pick:

This is so rigged. My ball was never in the bowl for round 2. I am the tilt

I think the stream will be archived. not sure tho.

Here: http://www.twitch.tv/sven_o/b/537315651

mystery solved; big board complete(d). zim gets belgium r1

SvenGOAT: "I DONT GIVE A **** THAT ONE PERSON HAS TEAMS FROM THE SAME GROUP"!!!!!!

expected lols and it delivered, thanks for streaming it

REDRAW ROUND 2. DISCREPANCIES EVERYWHERE!!!!

so an unfortunate feature of twitch is the VIDEO will be logged but the real-time chat will not

which means we all owe eltbus many internet points for GOATness

Sven gives exactly zero ****s about integrity or the rules of the game he made.

hahahahahaahaa