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Originally Posted by tabbaker
The Rewatchables did A Star is Born this week. The movie that isn't even on blu-ray yet. Go **** yourself Simmons.
It is insane that they could not even get to twenty movies before they just started doing nonsense. I am guessing eight of the last ten rewatchables are in fact not rewatchsble.
Plus it is a huge Simmons steam roll where his lackeys NEVER stand up to him at all and support his stupid ideas at every turn. Whatever Simmons says is the best line in a movie they gargle in agreement.
Rewatchables should be entitled unlistenables.
Recent movies were Dave and Proof of Life. So my 8 out of 10 is hyperbole but the other two are a Star is Born, as you mentioned, and The Warriors. The Warriors is the only one of those movies that us rewatchable by any measure. Dave is a decent movie but if it comes on nobody is going “Oh great this part of Dave is coming up.”
Going back through the total list probably 35%-40% of the movies do not belong there. I went through the whole list right now and could dismiss 13 of the movies they have done as having no business on that list. And that is with me straining extra hard to realize my tastes are not everyone’s tastes and realizing when a sizable number of others find a movie rewatchable. You Got Mail is not in any way shape or form rewatchable to me. I don’t want to see any of it, but I realize there is a significant audience for whom that movie absolutely is rewatchable, so it should be there. But then a movie that is in my wheel house, like Michael Clayton, which I really enjoyed and like, is on the list and I am like no. No no no one thousand times no. It should not be on such a list. It’s got to be more than movies Bill Simmons himself likes or the two females he let’s talk like.
Enough with the rant. With a Star is Born there has to be a minimum time a mo ie has to have been out before it can even be considered. I don’t care what time limit it is though, because a Star is Born should never be listed as a rewatchable movie.
It’s not like there are slim pickings of movies to select either, so basically it is just a bill Simmons masturbatorium.