Honestly I have a small amount and was still rooting for this to be the one true crash that wiped everyone out. Would be totally worth it.

People who clap when the plane lands- how much of your previous life as a Nazi officer do you remember? Like, is it all just a blur, or do you have clear memories of specific events?

On a plane again with some people coughing endlessly. Bad, hacking coughs.

Sounds Sloppy, Steve

How do salespeople not just kill themselves? They're so ****ing annoying.

Has anyone used Turo for car rental? If so, how'd it go?

Sounds like you have an inefficiency in your knowledge domain - I have a solution which will synergize your lexicon with your current efforts developing sustainable efficiencies - let’s set up a call

Better yet-give me a few times that work for you and I'll clear my schedule to make it work and send you the invite.

People/restaurants/recipes that use the word "steak" to describe non-beef foods (chicken steak, mushroom steak, salmon steak, etc.)- Will you be making any additions to the torture chamber underneath your trailer, or is the automatic baby waterboarder taking up too much room?

I see Shimmy is continuing to put the 2010 Jeselnik Twitterulator 2000^TM to slightly above mediocre use.

Wikipedia though

Salmon goat

I'm in sales and these are amazingly accurate posts, so good.

What if I told you there was a way for you work smarter, not harder? Is that something you would be interested in?

I had an interesting time in sales and ended up doing really well at one company in particular, which ended up teaching me a ton of things and learning way more about business than I think I would have otherwise, but being a software engineer is literally 1000X better even if I'm making a decent amount less right now.

If ne1 has SB tix and may consider selling pm me thanks

just bought .25 bitcoin, .5 ethereum, and 1 litecoin using coinbase

no clue what Im doing but hope this will make me rich

Is there anywhere to watch NFL replays without knowing the results? I looked for awhile last week and couldn't find anything. I use fullmatchesandreplays.com for soccer but NFL ones don't seem to exist

NFL Gamepass. It's a paid service, but it's good - the streaming is very good quality. It also allows you to watch condensed games, with everything except the plays cut out, which means you can watch a game in 30-40 minutes. Outside the US it costs more and you can watch live games and RedZone, but inside the US you only get games on-demand after they finish. Having bought it myself in the past, watching games without knowing results is easy, but if you want to watch multiple games and you're watching full broadcast replay, it does stuff like cut to live updates or highlights from games that are in-progress or complete. So that can be annoying. Not a problem on the condensed games.

Nice, I'm overseas so it'll be more expensive but I'll check it out. Woudn't mind paying extra for just two games (AFC Champ and SB if pats win) if I can. Thanks

I think it costs a ton to sign up at this point in the season (relatively speaking) but check it out.

when you are in the office complaining to everyone you come across that you cant get rid of your cough and you have gone through 3 bottles of dayquil and 2 bags of halls, then how about not coming to work. take a day off or work from home.

seriously this woman has been non-stop coughing for like a week. literally every 1-3 minutes she fires off a deep hacking cough.

and lady, people dont want to talk to you about your cough. when they express concern, its not for you, its for them. and its actually them hinting that you should gtfo away from them.

Sounds like someone has a case of the mondays

Yeah, management should step in and send her where she belongs- on a crowded airplane