FAQ, Liveblog. And BANGERS indeed

There's some ****ery with Netflix that I would love to get to the bottom of.

Underrated movie. Had a lot of laughs.

When Netflix added the recommend titles feature

I recommended on my first use

Scott Pilgrim (or Shawshank)
Children of Men
Outlander

AND BOOM ALL 3 WERE ON NETFLIX THE NEXT MONTH.

They ****ing listen to me man. They've added like 75% of the titles I've recommended.

So you either haver to admit I have the greatest taste of all time or netflix is involved.

yeah nothing else could possibly explain why they'd add those super obscure titles

I think I kind of get it now

If one aspects gets admitted as real, then everything else will have to be considered

So it's easier to just dismiss everything I'm saying than to man up and be a good person.

So you're in agreement with friend 1 who said that call right after the Netflix chat ended "was an act of god". And when he called he had DETAILED KNOWLEDGE OF THE NETFLIX CHAT.

Seriously, I asked him to explain the call later and his only answer was "it was an act of god".

Speaking of a banger (the non child kind)

Been listening to this a lot lately

**** yes

So back to the Dark Age Of Camelot

On 4/20 after The Incident I was making a big deal of where to play, I settle on going on a pve raid.

Long story short

The ****ing game devs wiped the raid and posted a message like "all of this happened because one person keeps telling secrets"

This and the other incident basically confirms the devs were in on it and are hiding something.

Meaning they have logs somewhere of themselves talking about me.

That's the ****ing proof!

You think people randomly messed with my in game character who's circle of in game friends consisted of like 4 people?

Conspiracy confirmed.

When I lose 50 more pounds I'm gonna put it on all the line and run wild with this.

I wouldnt mind losin a few lbs myself. the last raid the jarl had me stay back with the longship, told me stay back fatty with Pegleg watch the ship and dry the sail and cut some barnacles off the keel. i understand this isnt Lindisfarne or the age of ragnar and his sons, with easy plunder right there in sight. the only thing we find on the coast these days are military forts...it's a 2 or 3 hour march through forests inland to the nearest monastery or settlement, but even that's not the problem... it's after the raid, you got to carry all that silver and relics and **** back to the ship (and u can forget taking time for slaves these days) meanwhile some english f'er has escaped on horseback bringing reinforcements...soon to see trained men on horseback themselves with chainmail and archers in the rear...basically u gotta be able to run back fast and i get it im too old and fat. slow the whole crew down. it's not about the money, they really are cool about that i get my share, it's the glory or whatever passes for glory in these tough times idk but i can tell you there is no glory on the beach with Pegleg cutting barnacles.

chop wood, carry water

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I might call the police on Cphoya

Doesn't seem right that someone like that can walk around in society without any fear of the consequences of his actions.

I'm in the right too.

Might wanna remind me to check on Canadian law again there pedo boy

why not call the popo on joe rogan too for talking about watching you masturbate

To be honest I'm not sure if actually has watched me masterbate.

I'm 100 percent certain it was 2+2ers and Joe somehow got wind of it.

He just mentioned it a couple of times.

frayed fozzy ends

I downloaded the Matrix and directly after someone named Neo liked my tweet.

Like c'mon.

I'm not seeing things, I'm seeing evidence.

Here's the guy!

@Bflenjekksnfnke

His tweets are protected of course

And this guy said during peak incident "it's a problem when you try to get everyone to like you." from outta nowhere!

https://twitter.com/i/redirect?url=h...62&nid=24+1110

Account suspended.

Twitter was definitely in on it too

So now we are extending the full map here

2+2, Dark Age of Camelot, Twitter. Reddit.

I forgot to mention that countless troll profiles were made in my name. Joe Rogan tipped me off to Google myself and there they are were. People pretending to be me. And on the one dating site I went to there were tooooons of troll profiles directed to specifically troll me.

So add Google and POF.. And def Netflix. Huff Post. My old workplace. Hospital.

Didn't you read one of my posts where I said Joe deleted the opening of one his podcast during the incident? And this was the episode where he stopped doing live ads. Because I remember the podcast I listened to on YouTube started with "no adds today".

Scrubbed from the Internet just like McLoving's skype logs.

Go ahead

Challenge anything I said

An army of donkeys led me a lion will beat an army of lions led by a donkey.

I'm gonna win this.

Also heels my puff VS Ur falcon bo5 anytime you want to play the best Melee player on this site