Not my bed = hard ass ground in a sleeping bag sweating your ass off

If you’re lucky you may roll over on a rock or a stick

Camping is awesome. Sometimes you even get to rip off your underwear and cut it to shreds when you have to take an urgent ****!

I was getting a little annoyed with this post until the last sentence.

When I lived in Alabama, a fun game was guessing if the popping sound was fireworks or just people firing guns into the air. You know, to celebrate a touchdown or something.

been a while since we had a good BANGER in here

ty tabbaker

Being bad at camping doesn't make camping bad. If you've got nothing between you and the ground you're doing it wrong

Dmb! Don't care if that was a jab or not you are correct sir.

Yeah. Cots are cheap and so are blow up mattresses. If you're going camping commit to it a few times a year so you get your money's worth.

just take a benzo you can sleep anywhere

But you can do all of this and then simply sleep and shower and hang out in comfortable environs in a cottage, or a cabin, or just go home afterward. There is just no way to spin temporary homelessness as a good time.

I bought the free showtime preview so I could watch sacha baron cohen's new show. i was excited to watch it because i read a bunch of news about it. that said:

it ****ing sucks. i do not recommend

YOU ****ING SUCK

no offense

lol,

I seriously coughed up a lung twice in that show.

It rocks. I recommend.

In fairness i posted that before i finished the show and his 4th character was very funny, but the first three... awful. You liked them?

Yeah for the free thing have to put cc down and remember to cancel free trial so in my mind its buying a free trial

Ah, ok, fair enough. I had a girlfriend who was in the art world so I enjoyed that one a bit but otherwise I'd easily recommend skipping the first three to get to the good part:

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ya the 4th part was hilarious and far better than the others.

Yeah the terrible twos line got me to LOL

the 4th character was awesome and I think I'll probably watch one more just to see that, but the 1st 3 characters were unfunny

like the basic idea of the ~infowars southern guy I guess was ok, but the interview with bernie just didnt make sense. it didnt really expose him in any way and was just bland.

the art ex con was just really gross, which sacha baron cohen has a tendency to just engage in vulgarity when the facade falls flat. it wasn't believable, and the only jaw dropping part of that scene was really the art dealer herself, which really didn't even surprise me at all given the art world

and the npr guy was just trying to be outlandish, and in fairness to the host family, i actually thought they handled it incredibly well. they were being polite, which is more than the character deserved.

those 3 characters don't measure up to the ali g / borat / bruno / and so on past.

the israeli anti terrorism guy was great though. even the way he walked made me lol. how he casually mentioned his son died doing what he loved. it seemed like the only well thought out character tbh.

Anyone see the ESPYS? Pretty lame, but the Jim Kelly and the Abuse Survivors sections were pretty damn powerful.

I saw Danica Patrick on the Jimmy Kimmel show earlier in the week. No thanks.

BIG DICK NICK

https://www.nbcsports.com/philadelph...pys-super-bowl

not sure how i ended up in the negative feedback thread but since when did it become standard for horses to have to pay back makeup if they quit/didnt have enough time to play

No idea, but I'd always assume that if a horse quits, there is no back makeup owed, but the backer still has the rights to their action should they make a future return to poker.

whats the point of getting staked if you assume 100% of the risk but get 50% of the benefits