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Old 02-17-2012, 04:35 PM   #23001
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I think the real question in this HIV mess is, how is he supposed to ask for her ID when she's not even old enough to get a driver's license?
clearly it should be legal to bang kids too young to produce identification, as long as you claim they told you that they are of legal age.

idk, probably some steps between:

1. chat up girl on the internet
2. meet her at a mall
3. bang her in your car

would be good. or something.

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Old 02-17-2012, 04:40 PM   #23002
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seriously though, how many guys have ever asked for ID when hooking up with someone they meet in any manner outside of mutual friends? it seems like a super awkward question that most people avoid, but if an underage girl comes home from a bar with you and you two have sex youre going to prison for a while. both options suck for guys.
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:12 PM   #23003
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I asked someone recently about cat vs. duck (because I have tourists staying above me and they feed the ducks off their balcony so they are always below my window quacking and I considered pitting one of my cats against them). They said the cat would win pretty easily because of the reach and the claws, so presumably a lot of that could be said of the peacock matchup as well.

So with that in mind if you gave the peacock a bat and the cat a knife it would probably be a push.
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:15 PM   #23004
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peacocks can be pretty tough with talons and spurs and a peskey beak they have that plume that isnt to get laid as once thought they did a study and ugly peacocks got as much ass as the real dandies its to u know intimidate and distract hey look at my big plume all those eyes mr snake and then when he looks up and starts trippin balls well its curtains
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:15 PM   #23005
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Cats are the fiercest killers in the domesticated animal kingdom.
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:18 PM   #23006
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didnt lawrence taylor avoid punishment for bangin an underage girl recently? or did he get in trouble for that?

im sure there is some leniency in punishment and prosecution, wouldnt be surprised to see the judge throw the book at him regardless.
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:21 PM   #23007
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peacocks are proud though like ali after he ko'd liston in the ring yellin "ahm so prettah ahm so prettah" and that reporter said "now wait a minute. ur not that pretty" and ali looks at him right in the eye shakes his head "ahm a bad man!"
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:23 PM   #23008
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didnt lawrence taylor avoid punishment for bangin an underage girl recently? or did he get in trouble for that?

im sure there is some leniency in punishment and prosecution, wouldnt be surprised to see the judge throw the book at him regardless.
i think he got probation or something

that girl was 17 iirc, i think the laws are different for 13 year olds
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:32 PM   #23009
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Peacocks use their plummage to attract females, not their fighting prowess. If the feral cat was on the bigger side I'd probably back it.
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:34 PM   #23010
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peacocks can be pretty tough with talons and spurs and a peskey beak they have that plume that isnt to get laid as once thought they did a study and ugly peacocks got as much ass as the real dandies its to u know intimidate and distract hey look at my big plume all those eyes mr snake and then when he looks up and starts trippin balls well its curtains
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:39 PM   #23011
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alright well anatta got the gist of it anyways lol ali original goat and said so ha
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:47 PM   #23012
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W2AIECx6cc#t=4m21s
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:52 PM   #23013
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seriously though, how many guys have ever asked for ID when hooking up with someone they meet in any manner outside of mutual friends? it seems like a super awkward question that most people avoid, but if an underage girl comes home from a bar with you and you two have sex youre going to prison for a while. both options suck for guys.
Yeah, if she's 16-17 that sucks. But 13?
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:52 PM   #23014
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A peacock seems like the perfect animal to distract/confuse the hell out of a cat.
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Old 02-17-2012, 05:59 PM   #23015
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Looks like HIV got told to have a seat over there
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Old 02-17-2012, 06:16 PM   #23016
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A peacock seems like the perfect animal to distract/confuse the hell out of a cat.
It's feral though, not a dip**** house cat that would follow a flashlights been.
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Old 02-17-2012, 06:48 PM   #23017
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its like the rumble in the jungle like early rounds...peacock establishing the jab and big lumbering goat moving forward and u see him getting caught up in the ropes. u ever see "when we were kings" great documentary foreman said ali would take those thundering body blows and whisper in Foreman's ear "im disappointed in you george" and "is that all you got george" and foreman said he thought to himself "well yes thats pretty much it". man tellin u peacock is sayin is that all u got goat?
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Old 02-17-2012, 07:09 PM   #23018
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I'd bet on the cat. Cats have enormous strength and killing ability.
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Old 02-17-2012, 07:14 PM   #23019
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clearly it should be legal to bang kids too young to produce identification, as long as you claim they told you that they are of legal age.
Quoting this for future reference in a WW game
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Old 02-17-2012, 07:31 PM   #23020
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anatta bet on anatta man

love how sirosis worked in the classic quote man ah must be the greatest
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Old 02-17-2012, 07:53 PM   #23021
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yo aneeta anatta

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Old 02-17-2012, 08:01 PM   #23022
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watsup young man how is law school treatin u u started taht bull **** right? g-town 1L if not mistaken
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:04 PM   #23023
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3L bro im outta here in may already workin some hope to keep grindin right after grady yo
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:07 PM   #23024
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Karak you're so gangster you're so thug.
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:12 PM   #23025
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It's feral though, not a dip**** house cat that would follow a flashlights been.
Do we know that that's behavior specific to domesticated cats? Seems like that's specifically wild ass huntin' skillz?
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