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Originally Posted by Perhaps Shimmy
""""You miss 100% of the cummies you don't take"- Wayne Gretzky"- Michael Scott" - annata"-Clark
ok lol but well that is the lesson i failed to heed with the 30 year old skinny chick. hookup lesson #1. but there is a caveat, hookup lesson number umm 5. ok i dont have an actual list.
so i have known this girl for a couple years, when i met her she was dating my best friend who was 50 at the time, and she was 28, so i knew she was kinda ****ed up and i had a shot. i didnt even want to look at her when i met her, thats his girl, and she was stunning. hurt my eyes. so they break up pretty quickly. he tells me she is fun to f. but troubled for sure. idk what the treatment center was for in her text.
she was assaulted by a guy in the military. and my friend said when they would f, she wouldnt look at him. she would look away. like she was scared or ashamed or idk.
going in, i knew this girl was dangerous. by that i mean i knew a little about the substance abuse...and i heard some stories about how she is vindictive in breakups. one example, not of breakkups, but her cousin was murdered, she had to drive to el paso, she texted me and i asked her if she had been drinking, she said yes, i told her to sober up and not speed. like 6 hours later she posts of facebook of her speedmeter at 120 through the desert and her comment like whooo! look at this!!... prolly drunk.
but she is so little and hot...so we make a date. i have my second date with demon gift girl, first was just coffee but we snap chatted and it was on, so i have my second date with demon gift at 9pm that same night. i meet this little girl in the hot tub at 6pm. I think i got enough time. anatta got ricky henderson speed and can lead off with a dinger as well.
so she tells me more stories of ex's...like calling a marine friend on him to threaten him. and ok...she sent...and i dont get this really, but she sent naked pictures of another ex to his family. she also facebook outed him somehow. like telling personal things about him on facebook where his friends can see it or something. i facebook but not sure how it all works...but the whole thing gave me pause. but she is so little and hot.
so we are hanging out, making out. and yes she is looking away all nervous. but i like that. that only turns me on more. one can do a lot fantasy wise with a little girl looking all scared...but its like 8:30.
so i am torn, but figure ok, i will tell her i have to go. i do, she looks surprised and disappointed. but i think, its cool, she will think im a nice guy, really into her, and i will hit that on our next date. but i am also thinking, anatta is sex with this girl a good idea or are you going to get your ass kicked by a marine or your mom gonna see your junk or something? see you have to have some sense. a trust your instincts. lesson 5. i really was conflicted so that is another reason i left.
but lesson one is this, i leave, get demon gift home, its awesome. but the next day, little hottie texts me that she is moving to laguna beach on friday. im like wtf wtf. so the last time i see this girl is me dropping off some dollie for her to use to move. she tells me she wishes we had more time.
alright lesson number one. its basic. round the bases! she is the 3rd base coach. she puts the stop signs on. not you! you kiss her, great, get her to your f pad. have a f pad, a place you can take her. i mean that is like...trying for a baseball reference and cant find one. but your place, her place, a van i dont care need a bat to hit, need a f pad to hit that...anatta stopped himself and ended up stranded on 2nd. no runs, one hit, one anatta error, and one man left on base.
but yeah it was probably for the best. the demon gift was younger, a joy, and she didnt have me killed. might have missed out on that if i stood her up. lesson 5. have some sense. trust your instincts.
Last edited by anatta; 10-27-2017 at 11:47 AM.