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01-24-2017 , 01:47 AM

#220676

Empire Man

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,891

"the Taj is the no limit holdem of cadillacs"

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01-24-2017 , 02:52 AM

#220677

AngerPush

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 32,051

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

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01-24-2017 , 03:02 AM

#220678

sirswish6

Iron Sharpens Iron

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,055

hey, dont wiggle away

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01-24-2017 , 03:56 AM

#220679

Zimmer4141

Wet

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 33,667

Best line from Euro Rounders:

Michel (voiceover): "I'm here to pick my friend Worm up from prison."

- Worm walks out of prison -

Michel: "Worm! It's wonderful to see you!"

- They kiss each other passionately on the mouth -

Michel: "How was prison?"

Worm: "I was brutally sodomized on a regular basis."

http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...psed&sb=5&o=14

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01-24-2017 , 06:43 AM

#220680

goofball

Beat Nate Silver

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 20,424

Poker is easy fyi

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01-24-2017 , 07:39 AM

#220681

EddyB66

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 26,767

My favorite line:

"Call me if you ever need a lawyer."

"I will...and I will."

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01-24-2017 , 08:31 AM

#220682

Jake7777

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 7,466

"I think the most important thing is to be respectful to the judges but not obsequious"

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01-24-2017 , 08:39 AM

#220683

miajag

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 17,328

"Knish, how are you?"

"The same."

perfect delivery

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01-24-2017 , 09:08 AM

#220684

ShimmyBasis

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 4,506

"Well I got ha numbah. How about them apples?"

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01-24-2017 , 10:13 AM

#220685

GeoffRas22

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Bravo

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01-24-2017 , 11:17 AM

#220686

Riverman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 73,135

I'm partial to this isn't the money store were not negotiating

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01-24-2017 , 11:20 AM

#220687

Shark Doctor

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 11,738

"I can tell you the license numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you the waitress is left-handed. I can tell you the guy sitting at the bar weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself, I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and I know that at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half a mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?"

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01-24-2017 , 12:45 PM

#220688

Holliday

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Francis_MH

I've had success taking straight beta alanine

Never gotten past the warning, "You will feel tingling, burning sensation in your hands and face when you take this. Don't worry--it's harmless."

How's that working out for you, and what specifically does it help with, like what kind of workout?

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01-24-2017 , 01:45 PM

#220689

Namath12

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Oscar noms out, predictably La La Land gets a million of them, I mad

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01-24-2017 , 01:52 PM

#220690

EddyB66

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 26,767

"Every lawyer, at least once in every case, feels himself crossing a line that he doesn't really mean to cross...it just happens...And if you cross it enough times it disappears forever. And then you're nothin but another lawyer joke. Just another shark in the dirty water."

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01-24-2017 , 01:55 PM

#220691

Namath12

Carpal \'Tunnel

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probably belongs in the LOL USA thread clark feel free to move that

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01-24-2017 , 03:55 PM

#220692

72off

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Namath12

Oscar noms out, predictably La La Land gets a million of them, I mad

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01-24-2017 , 03:58 PM

#220693

BobboFitos

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Namath12

Oscar noms out, predictably La La Land gets a million of them, I mad

thought lala land was highly mediocre. i got tarped into going, did not know it was a musical

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01-24-2017 , 04:48 PM

#220694

EddyB66

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Guy I sold advertising to a few years ago got arrested for a pyramid scheme and had 20 million in cash in his box spring.

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01-24-2017 , 05:31 PM

#220695

Caldarooni

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nah.

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01-24-2017 , 05:41 PM

#220696

ShimmyBasis

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 4,506

Pretty shocked that the Oscars haven't added a gif of the year category yet

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01-24-2017 , 05:57 PM

#220697

Dudd

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That seems more like a Golden Globes thing to me

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01-24-2017 , 06:06 PM

#220698

Bidz

Hurts so good

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 32,706

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobboFitos

i got tarped into going

SNOW JOB

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01-24-2017 , 06:13 PM

#220699

TJ Eckleburg12

Only Gives Out Winners

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,150

"I thought the boys upstate might have brought about a few changes..."

"In your dreams, lover."

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01-24-2017 , 06:43 PM

#220700

Schlitz mmmm

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"They'll split your pretty cranium and fill it full of air, tell you that you're eighty, lover, you won't care."

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