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01-14-2017 , 12:27 AM

#220126

BluffMyNuts

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Originally Posted by SirOsis

I'm here to laugh in case someone admits to having a single digit shoe size.

AJ#9.5

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01-14-2017 , 03:40 AM

#220127

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

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I'm 30 and I'm naked

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01-14-2017 , 04:09 AM

#220128

PocketChads

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A blink ago we were back in school
Smoking by the gym door
Practicing the rock star attitude
And I'm scared ****less of what's coming next

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01-14-2017 , 06:36 AM

#220129

Riverman

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I'm fairly sure there has never been a more perfect movie than Office Space

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01-14-2017 , 08:16 AM

#220130

Bidz

Hurts so good

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Originally Posted by Riverman

I'm fairly sure there has never been a more perfect movie than Office Space

correct

watching it for the zillionth time a few nights ago and wife was like don't you ever get tired of that?

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01-14-2017 , 08:42 AM

#220131

Eltbus

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Yeah I caught that scene when it was on the other night and it made me laugh for like the hundredth time

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01-14-2017 , 01:31 PM

#220132

Dudd

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**** you Tapatalk for having an ad about Giada's secret double life and having it turn out to be about her skin care routine. I wanted a sex tape damn it

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01-14-2017 , 01:42 PM

#220133

Noze

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At least you aren't getting ads of Alan Cumming shoving his hairy pits in your face.

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01-14-2017 , 01:53 PM

#220134

dkgojackets

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Originally Posted by Riverman

I'm fairly sure there has never been a more perfect movie than Office Space

half the people at my office need the "what would you say ya do here?" treatment

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01-14-2017 , 01:55 PM

#220135

thedinergetsby

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Yeah since I also rewatched band of brothers recently I like imagining his office space character is the same WW2 drunk general who got bored after getting home from the war.

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01-14-2017 , 02:03 PM

#220136

GusJohnsonGOAT

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Originally Posted by Searix

ice storm of the century starting in st louis

car is already iced over

this is supposed to last into sunday

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Originally Posted by Montecore

Not effective when you have over an inch of ice.

Of course it is. You'll need a few pounds of salt, but it's only ineffective in very low temperatures. lol at using a hatchet to break ice.

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01-14-2017 , 02:09 PM

#220137

Caldarooni

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We don't use salt in PORTLAND bc it would clash with the lead in the water supply. Until the city is shut down for four days due to snow and ice. Then ALL BETS ARE OFF. Seattle delivered salt yesterday.

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01-14-2017 , 02:49 PM

#220138

Montecore

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Gus,

It was 25 years ago and a residential driveway; quit being a contrarian imbecile to stoke your e-boner about maybe technically being right about something as long as you confine yourself to the conditions you've already magically decided must have applied.

After that winter, we got hedgehogs (snow shovel handles with an ice chipper blade) that worked a fair bit better. Maybe only used them once every few winters after that, but proved invaluable when you have to shovel a foot of snow off the driveway to get to the ice in zero degree weather.

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01-14-2017 , 03:09 PM

#220139

GusJohnsonGOAT

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Ah yes, I must be the imbecile when I can use science instead of spend hours doing manual labor.

You got got. Your dad could've spent $10 for a bag of salt, but instead he sent you out to laugh at you. Take your L and stop making invalid excuses.

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01-14-2017 , 03:10 PM

#220140

thedeezy

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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT

I enjoy how every major storm that we are supposed to get is always softer than predicted. Roads were basically dry. Everything closed. GJGE, everyone. Maybe step outside for a second and actually see what's going on.

Of course it is. You'll need a few pounds of salt, but it's only ineffective in very low temperatures. lol at using a hatchet to break ice.

Couple pounds of salt for a 100 yard driveway, ok bro

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01-14-2017 , 03:17 PM

#220141

kidcolin

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gus really is a special brand of awful

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01-14-2017 , 03:21 PM

#220142

Montecore

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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT

Gus,

One of us is certainly looking like an imbecile here, I will grant you that!

In addition to deezy's point, there's also the fact that the amount of salt required (and the resulting runoff after melting) would have damaged their rather extensive landscaping.

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01-14-2017 , 03:24 PM

#220143

PocketChads

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Gus so salty

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01-14-2017 , 03:27 PM

#220144

Wooders0n

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Gus is just truly an incredibly dumb person. It's like for some weird reason he wants to be one of the "smart but kind of a dick" posters and tries to impersonate them but is super rarely correct about anything and absolutely never thought-provoking.

"really dumb and kind of a dick"

not a good combo

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01-14-2017 , 03:29 PM

#220145

Montecore

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Gus,

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01-14-2017 , 03:35 PM

#220146

GusJohnsonGOAT

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Originally Posted by Montecore

Ok, even with his point, a 50 lb bag is still $10. I doubt the landscaping was really on his mind, and he was just unprepared. As you said, you want to reach his level of dadding, which is basically having kids do the bitch work. I'm just pointing out your claim of salt not being effective isn't true.

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01-14-2017 , 03:40 PM

#220147

ut2010

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I'll tell you what I'd do, man

two chicks at the same time, man

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01-14-2017 , 03:45 PM

#220148

Montecore

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Gus,

I'm not sure how many more rounds you want to go, but, again, it was near 0 degrees F, so, again, you are completely and impressively incorrect about how effective salt would have been. Your other assumptions are equally ridiculous and barely worth acknowledging beyond how they inform your abject idiocy.

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01-14-2017 , 03:56 PM

#220149

GusJohnsonGOAT

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Originally Posted by Montecore

I'm going to doubt it was near 0 degrees if it was that icy. Regardless, there are plenty of salt mixes that are effective at 0 degrees. A nice calcium chloride mix would've been just fine.

The availability in the '90s? I have no idea, but I do know that your dad almost certainly didn't think about salting his driveway if his solution to an ice storm was using hatchets.