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Old 02-01-2012, 03:34 PM   #21751
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hey man you lead a team all year long and lose every game and it gets frustrating

ask g10 how it feels
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:35 PM   #21752
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Odds that Karak angleshooting a co-rec softball game contributed to him being selected as a fine candidate for law school?
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:37 PM   #21753
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you tell jack cust that's angle shooting and see how long he lets you keep your right arm
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:40 PM   #21754
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wow. i'm not worthy.

lol yeah just kidding i'm pretty [censored] worthy son bout time you bitches recognized i do this [censored] all night every night

whaaaaat
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:43 PM   #21755
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i remember when yeota posted that years ago, we were all like what a big gay karak is

now with some more history to your 2p2 posts no one is surprised
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:44 PM   #21756
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it's ok i understand you old school baseball fans are all about batting average and RBIs

walks just clog the bases
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:47 PM   #21757
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baseball is an interesting word for softball
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:47 PM   #21758
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When I was in college I coached freshmen flag football teams for a few years there. I decided to step away from it my last year and left the gig to someone else. One Friday afternoon, they were looking for upperclassmen to scrimmage, so I volunteered. While they were running offense, some of my other friends who were drinking walked by our game, stopped to chat for a second, and offered me a beer. I accepted.

As the next play starts-- I'm playing free safety-- someone yells "Nath, you should put the beer down," to which I reply, "No, I'm good," knowing full well they're going to challenge me this play. So I start running back as soon as the ball is snapped, they of course go deep, and... I go up and intercept the pass with my free hand, without spilling any beer.

Ah, to be young again.
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:48 PM   #21759
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brag posts about walks just clog the forums
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:50 PM   #21760
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baseball is an interesting word for softball
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nah I too adhere, at least now, to the mantra of we're not here to walk and ill swing away even if the pitcher can't come close cause obv it's softball and you can adjust

but i really hated that other team and 21yo angsty karak wanted a win pretty bad, so i did what had to be done

that's grit.
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:51 PM   #21761
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See now that's a good story nath. Take lessons, Karak.
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:51 PM   #21762
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in other karak-hate-diverting news, wow soc.c.er:

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middle...396971404.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=y3p10DiII4k
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Old 02-01-2012, 03:54 PM   #21763
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karak, I like the WIM and would do the same.
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Old 02-01-2012, 04:16 PM   #21764
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He might have a point. Me and tut were talking in SZ yesterday about how D'Antoni might the aids of the Knicks team and what's holding him back.
Your logic lacks lol Knicks.
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Old 02-01-2012, 05:44 PM   #21765
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for chrissake why is the middle east so violent...just chill the **** out people
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Old 02-01-2012, 05:53 PM   #21766
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ikes/pvn do not answer that question please

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Old 02-01-2012, 05:55 PM   #21767
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dammit noze why'd you open your mouth
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Old 02-01-2012, 06:07 PM   #21768
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yeotajmu witnessed the moment and im sure can add some more details, but as soon as the ump said ball four i was jumping up and down on my way to first yelling "WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN"
Jesus did you do a hump dance when you got to first too?

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Old 02-01-2012, 06:12 PM   #21769
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comments, youtube, trollolol
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Old 02-01-2012, 07:29 PM   #21770
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Terry Bradshaw Nutrisystem commercial is the fruitiest thing ever.

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Old 02-01-2012, 07:37 PM   #21771
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They really shouldn't show that pathetic excuse for a pizza in their ads
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Old 02-01-2012, 07:53 PM   #21772
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Jesus Bradshaw basically goes full Little Richard there

Really need a .gif of Bradshaw from about 0:12-0:18 "ain't I pretty!"
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Old 02-01-2012, 08:02 PM   #21773
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Bradshaw's whole **** is like "crazy hillbilly who wandered on set and won't go away". How does that turn into "No guys, listen to his endorsements, he has credibility."
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Old 02-01-2012, 08:16 PM   #21774
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RANGZZZZ

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Old 02-01-2012, 08:17 PM   #21775
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Wanted to share this story from the Seattle Times:

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An intoxicated sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, urinated on the floor and then climbed into bed with an 80-year-old woman probably won't face criminal charges, according to the Kitsap County Sheriff's Office.

The 21-year-old, identified as Dalton C. Pierson, was drinking and playing video games at a friend's apartment in 7600 block of Vineyards Lane Northeast early Sunday when he left and mistakenly walked into a neighbor's home, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Deputies were called by the resident's son, John Jaeger, 56, who said Monday that he awoke to see a stranger urinating "all over the floor." As Jaeger got up to investigate, he heard his mother cry out, according to the Sheriff's Office.

Evelyn Whitney said she had been fast asleep when the stranger climbed into bed with her.

She screamed and asked him what he was doing, according to the sheriff's report. Pierson answered, "passing out."

Pierson was asleep when deputies arrived, according to the Sheriff's Office. Deputies woke the man, who was then "muscled" into handcuffs, according to the sheriff's report.

Deputies said in the incident report that the "visibly intoxicated" Pierson didn't realize he was in the wrong apartment.

Scott Wilson, a spokesman for the Sheriff's Office, said the sailor was released to his friends.

Pierson is stationed at Naval Base Kitsap — Bangor.

The incident report has been forwarded to the Kitsap County Prosecutor's Office, but Wilson said it's unlikely Pierson would face criminal charges.

The apartment that Pierson had been visiting and Whitney's apartment look alike and Whitney's door was unlocked, he said. The young man's actions were "drunken stupidity," but they don't appear to meet the elements of a crime, Wilson said.

Whitney and Jaeger said they were terrified during the encounter and angry afterward.

"You don't know what you're dealing with and all these stories run through your head," Jaeger said.

But both felt a little better by Monday.

Pierson apologized and promised to pay the cleaning bill when he returned to the apartment with his supervising officer, they said.

Jaeger said he was pleased to see that "the kid was totally humiliated, as he should be," and to learn that the Navy intended to discipline him.

Whitney, meanwhile, said she was very impressed because Pierson's supervising officer "made him sit down and listen while I scolded him," she said. "After that, I felt much better."
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...sailor31m.html
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