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01-14-2012 , 03:41 PM

#20876

sethypooh21

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Originally Posted by bowens

Needle, I'm pretty sure that Greear was honoring that bet. I think Manji backed out on his, so most everyone felt that Greear should post again.

Yeah, "What Would Manji Do?" not exactly a code to live by.

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01-14-2012 , 04:11 PM

#20877

cwicemvp12

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Note to SE: craps continues to be megaelite.

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01-14-2012 , 04:12 PM

#20878

Needle77

No Longer Protecting

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Cwice,

I will be in AC over St. Patrick's weekend drinking tons of Yuengling. Just an FYI.

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01-14-2012 , 04:29 PM

#20879

Karak

ELIte

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needle was relying on the maggert $$ for his rent

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01-14-2012 , 04:30 PM

#20880

NozeCandy

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Originally Posted by cwicemvp12

Note to SE: craps continues to be megaelite.

Craps crushed my soul two weeks ago over New Year's. Biggest loss ever

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01-14-2012 , 04:35 PM

#20881

Riverman

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There is nothing as soul-crushing as having every number covered and crapping out immediately. It's like splitting 7 times before an excruciating dealer 21 or something.

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01-14-2012 , 04:40 PM

#20882

cwicemvp12

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Originally Posted by Needle77

Cwice,

I will be in AC over St. Patrick's weekend drinking tons of Yuengling. Just an FYI.

Word. Not sure if my friend will still have his place then but if he does I could possibly head down.

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Originally Posted by NozeCandy

Craps crushed my soul two weeks ago over New Year's. Biggest loss ever

Yeah, it can do that. All you need is someone to go on a heater before you dip out, though.

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01-14-2012 , 05:03 PM

#20883

bowens

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I'm going to shame myself here, but I have no clue how to play craps.

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01-14-2012 , 05:04 PM

#20884

nath

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HOW TO PLAY CRAPS

1. Put your money on various points
2. Watch someone roll dice
3. Watch the house take your money

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01-14-2012 , 05:12 PM

#20885

Riverman

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HOW TO ACTUALLY PLAY CRAPS

1. Drink heavily.
2. Put your money on the pass line.
3. If the shooter doesn't roll a 7, put more money out and say "come line"
4. If the shooter doesn't roll a 7, put even more money out and say "odds" and "come line"
5. Repeat 3 & 4 until the shooter rolls a 7

At every stage, yell and scream and be fun. The quiet sober guy never wins at craps.

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01-14-2012 , 05:17 PM

#20886

Dudd

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Does shouting FREE MONEY as the shooter is rolling help any? Craps is not my game, $1 a hand high school blackjack is the peak of my non-poker gambling

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01-14-2012 , 05:18 PM

#20887

Riverman

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Absolutely, duh.

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01-14-2012 , 05:18 PM

#20888

anononon

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Whatever you do, don't say the word "seven" near the table after the point is set. YOU ARE THE REASON EVERYONE LOSES

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01-14-2012 , 05:20 PM

#20889

Karak

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craps is the greatest and worst game ever

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01-14-2012 , 05:27 PM

#20890

Dudd

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Originally Posted by Riverman

Absolutely, duh.

The free money sports betting jinx seems like it's been lifted, but I wasn't sure if it was still in effect with craps

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01-14-2012 , 05:27 PM

#20891

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Originally Posted by Dudd

Does shouting FREE MONEY as the shooter is rolling help any? Craps is not my game, $1 a hand high school blackjack is the peak of my non-poker gambling

I don't know why but the image of someone doing this has me laughing uncontrollably. I think it gets funnier the more times the table has recently rolled craps.

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01-14-2012 , 05:28 PM

#20892

BASaint

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Originally Posted by nath

HOW TO PLAY CRAPS

1. Put your money on various points
2. Watch someone roll dice
3. Watch the house take your money

HOW TO BE A NIT

1. MAKE THE ABOVE POST
2. ??
3. PROFIT

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01-14-2012 , 05:28 PM

#20893

Riverman

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Craps is so fun its amazing when its going well. Like 100% the most fun casino game. Key is to be blasted so the bad streaks, which are truly soul-crushing sober, aren't as frustrating.

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01-14-2012 , 05:29 PM

#20894

nath

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Why is everyone hating on me? That's what happens every time I play craps. I always go in thinking it's going to be fun, but I don't think I've ever actually won a single bet.

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01-14-2012 , 05:30 PM

#20895

BASaint

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Originally Posted by nath

Why is everyone hating on me? That's what happens every time I play craps. I always go in thinking it's going to be fun, but I don't think I've ever actually won a single bet.

do u drink and yell free money

Spoiler:

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01-14-2012 , 05:32 PM

#20896

Riverman

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Originally Posted by nath

Why is everyone hating on me? That's what happens every time I play craps. I always go in thinking it's going to be fun, but I don't think I've ever actually won a single bet.

take notes and try again

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01-14-2012 , 05:41 PM

#20897

cwicemvp12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nath

Why is everyone hating on me? That's what happens every time I play craps. I always go in thinking it's going to be fun, but I don't think I've ever actually won a single bet.

Just bet the pass and take the odds. When someone starts heating up, bet the come and take the odds. Betting on all the numbers seems like spew unless the point is a 6/8 when I will buy the opposite number. I also like an occasional horn bet on the come out for insurance.

Edit: Yeah, yelling and throwing money around is definitely one of the best parts of craps.