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Old 01-13-2012, 03:41 AM   #20801
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These two factors are correlated. It is what it is.
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:52 AM   #20802
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I think the lesson here is we need to unban Thremp
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:20 AM   #20803
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Putting up with sociopaths because they make us money got us where we are today

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Old 01-13-2012, 04:25 AM   #20804
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I love the number of guys with 25k+ posts on an internet forum discussing how someone else is crazy.
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:25 AM   #20805
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Was intended to be tongue-in-cheek.
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:41 AM   #20806
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I love the number of guys with 25k+ posts on an internet forum discussing how someone else is crazy.
You've outdone yourself here.
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:32 AM   #20807
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she's a naughty girl with a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs!
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Old 01-13-2012, 11:05 AM   #20808
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12 lebrons vs. silverback gorilla in basketball, who wins?
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Old 01-13-2012, 11:18 AM   #20809
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she's a naughty girl with a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs!
stop talking about needle like that
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Old 01-13-2012, 12:39 PM   #20810
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I love the number of guys with 25k+ posts on an internet forum discussing how someone else is crazy.
I don't get it. Discussing things on the internet in a normal manner = crazy?

I think most people in se post here to waste time at work or when watching sports.

Nothing about that seems abnormal.
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Old 01-13-2012, 01:17 PM   #20811
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12 lebrons vs. silverback gorilla in basketball, who wins?
Woalves (12 Kevin love's?) in a landslide.
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Old 01-13-2012, 01:40 PM   #20812
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i still sing this to myself sometimes
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:02 PM   #20813
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You do share some qualities with its creator.
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:12 PM   #20814
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...I'm an Australian comedian known for making faux-documentaries where I play multiple characters?
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Old 01-13-2012, 06:41 PM   #20815
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i think he's trying to say you're *****


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Old 01-13-2012, 07:16 PM   #20816
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I want him to come out and say it.
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:16 PM   #20817
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Pun possibly intended.
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:17 PM   #20818
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who doesn't prefer the company of men?
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:24 PM   #20819
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who doesn't prefer the company of men?
i was ten years old when that episode came out, and i had just convinced my parents to let me watch the simpsons, so they watched it with me.

i spent the entire episode beet red, didn't laugh once.
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:21 PM   #20820
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SomethingClever's post in that bodybuilder/gorilla thread is so good:

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Here's my crack team of 12 gorilla killers:

1. Alexander Karelin, 6'4" 286 lbs.



Godlike Russian wrestler who routinely picked up 250+ lb. men and threw them to the ground.



2. Nikolai Valuev, 7'0" 320 lbs.



Another Russian beast who is athletic enough at his size to have been a successful heavyweight boxer. Bonus: Gorilla may confuse Valuev for a fellow gorilla; this could lead to all kinds of strategic advantages.

Ty Cobb, 6'1" 175 lbs.



Ty is fairly average sized, but you'd be hard pressed to find a meaner human, or one with less inhibition about ripping a gorilla's nuts off.





4. Mariusz Pudzianowski, 6'1", 255 lbs.



5-time world strongman winner, MMA competitor, Jesus Christ just look at the guy.



5. Whichever Navy SEAL shot Osama bin Laden, probably 6'2" 200 lbs.



We can assume the guy is trained in all kinds of deadly arts and would be a valuable addition to the gorilla-killing team even without any specialized gear or weapons. Having already taken down Osama, subduing an overgrown chimp should be a walk in the park.

6. Genghis Khan, 5'4" 145 lbs.



Don't let his small stature fool you, Genghis led armies that, by some estimates, killed between 10-15 million people as his mongol empire stomped all around the East in the middle ages. If anyone can successfully mobilize 12 humans against a silverback, it's this guy.



7. Tim Tebow, 6'3" 236 lbs.



In addition to being a world-class athlete, Tebow inspires his fellow men to achieve their maximum potential. Some may question the mechanics of his kill strikes, but at the end of the day, he always seems to find a way to ram a human shin bone through the gorilla's throat.

8. Mike Tyson, 5'10 220 lbs.



Yeah, yeah, the gorilla has scary teeth. Guess who else isn't afraid to bite?

9. Steve Irwin, 5'11" 190 lbs.



He knows the gorilla better than the gorilla knows himself. Count on this guy to have a thumb up that ape's butthole within the first 10 seconds of the battle.

10. Andre the Giant, 7'4" 475 lbs.



Best case, his massive size helps pin the silverback as others pulverize its body. Worst case, his arms and legs can be used as giant bats.

11. Hannibal Lecter, 5'9" 165 lbs.



While less physically formidable than his teammates, Hannibal is intelligent and devious. 5 minutes into the battle he will probably be wearing Mike Tyson's face and playing dead. When the gorilla is distracted, he will strike it the perfect pressure point, causing it to lose consciousness. Then all he needs is a nice chianti and some fava beans.

12. Justin Bieber, 5'10" 130 lbs.



I'm so confident that the other 11 will get the job done that I can afford to put Justin Bieber on the team.
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:35 PM   #20821
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2012 POTY right there, LOLing hard right now
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:36 PM   #20822
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Yeah that is some quality work.
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:54 PM   #20823
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wow, that's pretty awesome.

def lol'd.
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:56 PM   #20824
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I can get over someone being a sociopath if they make me money, which he did.
This seems like Bond Villian-level shortsightedness to me.
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:58 PM   #20825
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lolol what a post
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