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12-16-2015 , 11:25 PM

#193101

MEb

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 24,898

Quote:

Originally Posted by johall111

I had suspected you were a dumb whore but now I gots confirmation

I feel like people who don't like the Granny Smith are just getting bad apples. A good one just pops with apple flavor.

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12-16-2015 , 11:26 PM

#193102

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

dont really eat apples but I like the light greenish ones more than the dark red

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12-16-2015 , 11:27 PM

#193103

Eltbus

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 33,292

Quote:

Originally Posted by offTopic

1. Honeycrisp
99999. Golden Delicious aka applesauce with skin

This is objectively correct

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12-16-2015 , 11:36 PM

#193104

ikestoys

banned

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 94,424

Quote:

Originally Posted by DefNotRsigley

now that i'm 30 every time i go to the doctor he puts fingers inside of me to check my prostate

how does that work on an app

lol if you're getting DREs at 30 your doctor is a little too much into "recreation".

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12-16-2015 , 11:37 PM

#193105

fkjlhfdkjhkj.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 11,270

enjoy your prostate cancer and waking up multiple times at night to pee

my prostate gonna be like a teenager for my whole life due to preventative care

no app for that

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12-16-2015 , 11:38 PM

#193106

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 23,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by DefNotRsigley

now that i'm 30 every time i go to the doctor he puts fingers inside of me to check my prostate

how does that work on an app

PC MD?

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12-16-2015 , 11:39 PM

#193107

Shark Doctor

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 11,738

I have a feeling rsigs is actually requesting the 'check up'...

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12-16-2015 , 11:39 PM

#193108

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,469

His semen is not a vaccine, bro

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12-16-2015 , 11:41 PM

#193109

ikestoys

banned

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 94,424

Quote:

Originally Posted by PocketChads

His semen is not a vaccine, bro

Speaking of the benefits of semen:
Correlation between oral sex and a low incidence of preeclampsia: a role for soluble HLA in seminal fluid?

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The involvement of immune mechanisms in the aetiology of preeclampsia is often suggested. Normal pregnancy is thought to be associated with a state of tolerance to the foreign antigens of the fetus, whereas in preeclamptic women this immunological tolerance might be hampered. The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia which fits in the existing idea that a paternal factor is involved in the occurrence of preeclampsia.

Basically this means if your baby mama swallows your cum while preggers she's less likely to develop high blood pressures and get seizures.

#medicalfact

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12-16-2015 , 11:50 PM

#193110

Nicholasp27

27th level thinker

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 84,520

The App doesn't replace yearly physicals or whatever else, ldo

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12-16-2015 , 11:50 PM

#193111

AsianNit

banned

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 9,881

Quote:

Originally Posted by DefNotRsigley

enjoy your prostate cancer and waking up multiple times at night to pee

my prostate gonna be like a teenager for my whole life due to preventative care

no app for that

Self-administered prostate massages?

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12-17-2015 , 12:00 AM

#193112

johall111

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,496

Quote:

Originally Posted by MEb

I feel like people who don't like the Granny Smith are just getting bad apples. A good one just pops with apple flavor.

i prefer pink lady but i was just goofin, granny smiths are quite good. apples and buttplay bringing out the poasters huh?

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12-17-2015 , 12:00 AM

#193113

COG

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,734

Quote:

Originally Posted by ikestoys

lol if you're getting DREs at 30 your doctor is a little too much into "recreation".

Lol at you for telling someone to see a Dr because his knee hurts then the next day you LOL at someone for getting a prostate exam.

DR IKES!

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12-17-2015 , 12:03 AM

#193114

SirOsis

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 29,516

I thought you had to turn 50 before docs start sticking stuff up your ass on the reg.

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12-17-2015 , 12:06 AM

#193115

Nicholasp27

27th level thinker

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 84,520

Maybe his dr knows he takes professional girls on overseas trips so wants to be more thorough than normal

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12-17-2015 , 12:06 AM

#193116

Larry Legend

Celtic Pride

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 42,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by ikestoys

Speaking of the benefits of semen:
Correlation between oral sex and a low incidence of preeclampsia: a role for soluble HLA in seminal fluid?

Basically this means if your baby mama swallows your cum while preggers she's less likely to develop high blood pressures and get seizures.

#medicalfact

ikes, i have to admit this is a great post.

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12-17-2015 , 12:10 AM

#193117

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

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Originally Posted by COG

Lol at you for telling someone to see a Dr because his knee hurts then the next day you LOL at someone for getting a prostate exam.

DR IKES!

KC do this solo for your next vid, ya?

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12-17-2015 , 12:16 AM

#193118

schu_22

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 38,527

hon, I swear, this will be good for you

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12-17-2015 , 12:19 AM

#193119

kidcolin

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 109,071

I too prefer the granny Smith.

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12-17-2015 , 12:22 AM

#193120

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,240

#1 Pink Lady
#2 Fuji

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12-17-2015 , 12:25 AM

#193121

COG

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,734

#1. Honeycrisp

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12-17-2015 , 12:25 AM

#193122

fkjlhfdkjhkj.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 11,270

1. jazz
2. honeycrisp
3. pink lady

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12-17-2015 , 12:34 AM

#193123

fkjlhfdkjhkj.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 11,270

i know i'm late with the id2 trailer, but if the world has spent 20 years preparing for the aliens return and used their technology why are the secret service men guarding the president still using regular guns when everyone else has super advanced guns

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12-17-2015 , 12:35 AM

#193124

ikestoys

banned

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 94,424

Quote:

Originally Posted by COG

Lol at you for telling someone to see a Dr because his knee hurts then the next day you LOL at someone for getting a prostate exam.

DR IKES!

1) everyone else was joking, what are you butthurt about?
2)yeah if your knee hurts for ~2 months, feels unstable, and you don't trust it to walk 1/4 mile you should go to the doctor