The only time I've legit passed out drunk on a flight was leaving my first WSOP:

I was ahead for the series, so I treated myself to a first-class upgrade. Two days before my flight out, this terrorist plot was discovered and foiled. I heard from people who flew the next day that they had a bunch of emergency security measures in places, and that it was taking 3-4 hours to get people through, so I should show up very early.

So the day of my flight, one day later, I show up four hours ahead of time, and they had apparently sorted out all the logistics with the new security measures overnight. So after passing security, I was left with about 3 1/2 hours to drink before boarding, and I just got severely ****ed up and made a bunch of phone calls to people.

I think I ordered a Bloody Mary when I finally boarded the plane, but I'm pretty sure I passed out before I finished it. First-class is pretty comfortable.

Yep got me through college / waiting on bodog payouts

Literally passed on a plane 2 days ago

a few more to add to the 'turn it up' playlist





and for the canadian FACK bros

Hey, I'm the king of rock up in this mofo

Alabama

How is it even possible that an 8-year old is the oldest of 6.

8*12 = 96
6*9 = 54
that's a total of 3.5 years not pregnant....easy game

there's also the fact that they specified he was the son of the friend, implying the 6 children were not all related

another hint is that it stated "their mothers", meaning two mothers for the six children

CDL is right in the NH car argument

#wipering but,

we get a ton of Canadians who come to Michigan to do their grocery shopping, etc. Guess they save a ton of $ doing it. I'm sure there are a lot of Ohioans and Indianans traveling north to take advantage of the 10c bottle deposit as well. Worth the risk of federal charges imho

Ginger Ale on a bad stomach is elite. Gotta be Vernors tho.

could also have had a kid then quintuplets who are all 1

I am hearing that the AG from NY wants a tax on all DFS entries and winnings. So essentially what they do in horse racing. That would be a nightmare.

The bottle return thing in MI from another state is technically considered fraud, but fat chance at getting caught. Also pretty sure bar codes designate that something was bought in Michigan, but who knows exactly how widespread that is.

Any suggestions on how to deal with a wife who's biological clock is making life hell every time one of her friends (or anyone on the planet for that matter) gets pregnant? It's like she gets possessed by the devil for a few days and it's draining the life out of me.

We're both only 28 it's so ****ing annoying.

Nath,

Psa: Elvis Costello is on today's wtf podcast.

Yup. Offer to babysit for one of your friends kids. Make sure it's an overnight. Feed the kid lots of sugar when she isn't looking. She will change her mind real quick.

Woody

Always be kind to her.

Why is trump always squinting?

Probably needs glasses but is too worried about not appearing to have megaelite wasp genetics

http://nypost.com/2015/11/12/200-an-...ium=SocialFlow

I tried telling yall...**** these people...every single one should be rounded up and executed

Bar code thing is not true unless something has changed.


Gl dealing with that. It won't go away

I'll donate to shelters and rehabilitation programs (which BADLY need funding btw) but it'll be a cold day in hell before I give a penny to someone on the street

From 2013:

It's from a Petoskey paper