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Originally Posted by SirOsis
What's the drunkest you've been on a flight? When me and a friend flew from Australia to New Zealand our flight had like 15 people on it and the flight attendants seemed to like us and brought us doubles time and time again. I think I had like 10 shots worth in a 3 hour flight. Then (once our other friend was released by airport authorities because he "accidentally" brought a nugg of weed on the plane in his pocket and stuck it in the magazine pocket of the seat in front of him, the drug dogs went ape**** on him in Auckland) we proceeded to break the table in our rented RV and had to "coerce" a transient to give back some stolen shoes when we illegally parked for the night in a beachfront public park. Is it Wednesday yet?
I was in first class on a flight from Charlotte to New Orleans returning from the Virgin Islands, which was maybe a 2 hour flight after a bit of drinking during a layover there. Flight attendant puts down doubles of what everyone ordered (there were 6 of us, all regular drinkers) and literally let us get below 2 drinks the entire flight. Polished off one bottle and were ready to open your second? Here's another in reserve. Drank about half your drink? There she was with some more ice to top you off. Probably 8-9 drinks in two hours, all of us were just absolutely slaughtered.
Upon landing we called a limo to take us to a BBQ restaurant then to our various homes. I had to take a friend back to the airport the next day to get his car. I have no idea what got into that flight attendant angel lady, but she was seriously motivated to give away some booze.