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11-19-2011 , 12:05 AM

#17726

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,365

That's because you did it wrong. Should have been "what does Jerry Sandusky like best about ****ing twenty eight year olds?"

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11-19-2011 , 12:18 AM

#17727

Omar Comin

fantasy failure

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 27,348

Why is Paterno sad?

Spoiler:

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11-19-2011 , 12:22 AM

#17728

sylar

Ivan Drago's homeslice

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 20,307

hypothetical: suppose you have invented a customized genetic vaccine that will cure joe paternohumanity itself of all cancer. but to get that vaccine you have to let sandusky have sex with one more child. yay or nay?

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11-19-2011 , 12:26 AM

#17729

Omar Comin

fantasy failure

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 27,348

do i get to pick the child?

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11-19-2011 , 12:28 AM

#17730

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

reported all of you be ready for some three day bans

Last edited by dkgojackets; 11-19-2011 at 12:29 AM. Reason: lol people who report posts

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11-19-2011 , 12:32 AM

#17731

kkcountry

BBV MS Paint Rapid Response Squad

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 31,263

why does jerry sandusky like thirty eight year olds?

Spoiler:

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11-19-2011 , 12:35 AM

#17732

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,043

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Originally Posted by kkcountry

why does jerry sandusky like thirty eight year olds?

Spoiler:

Nice, that's nice

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11-19-2011 , 12:36 AM

#17733

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,043

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Originally Posted by sylar

Yep, Jerry's gonna have himself one last go.

It would take an epic politarding to say otherwise.

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11-19-2011 , 01:04 AM

#17734

sylar

Ivan Drago's homeslice

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 20,307

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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

Yep, Jerry's gonna have himself one last go.

It would take an epic politarding to say otherwise.

you've graduated to hypothetical #2: same vaccine as before, but sandusky would live for the next 20 years and get a new child every week.

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11-19-2011 , 01:06 AM

#17735

Nut Low

banned

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 18

As good of a football coach he was, Sandusky would have been a great shower-head salesman.

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11-19-2011 , 01:09 AM

#17736

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,043

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Originally Posted by sylar

you've graduated to hypothetical #2: same vaccine as before, but sandusky would live for the next 20 years and get a new child every week.

Yeah that's getting closer to no imo, but it's probably still going to get the go-ahead. 1040 kids is a metric ton, but 1.5mm people will get dianosed with some form of cancer this year alone. 1040 kids may just have to bite the bullet on this one (or a pillow or loofa or whatever).

LOL Utilitarianism.

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11-19-2011 , 01:15 AM

#17737

Nut Low

banned

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 18

Paterno was actually diagnosed with cancer in 2002, but his doctor forgot to report it to him.

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11-19-2011 , 01:22 AM

#17738

Franchise 60

deliciously angry

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 42,744

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11-19-2011 , 01:29 AM

#17739

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

meh, just a rehash of the jim tressel bin laden joke

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11-19-2011 , 01:45 AM

#17740

natediggity

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Originally Posted by Pudge714

This joke wasn't funny when it was made about Michael Jackson 10 years ago.

lol, the defender on SE of all things unoriginal.

p.s. good luck

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11-19-2011 , 01:47 AM

#17741

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

URBAN MEYER ANOTHER OSU COACH WITH NO HEART

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11-19-2011 , 01:50 AM

#17742

ThaSaltCracka

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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

I don't know, how does Jerry Sandusky know when it's bedtime?

When the.shower room is steamy?

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11-19-2011 , 01:51 AM

#17743

Nut Low

banned

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 18

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Originally Posted by Omar Comin

do i get to pick the child?

No, but you get to pick the hole.

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11-19-2011 , 01:52 AM

#17744

Nut Low

banned

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 18

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Originally Posted by ThaSaltCracka

When the.shower room is steamy?

Your mom's "shower room" is steamy.

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11-19-2011 , 01:53 AM

#17745

ThaSaltCracka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 66,878

It's pretty hilarious being in s bar and seeing dudes mack on whales.

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11-19-2011 , 01:54 AM

#17746

ThaSaltCracka

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Originally Posted by ThaSaltCracka

It's pretty hilarious being in s bar and seeing dudes mack on whales.

Not that there is anything wrong with it.

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11-19-2011 , 01:56 AM

#17747

Nut Low

banned

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 18

I can't believe this thread is over 3,500 pages!

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11-19-2011 , 02:04 AM

#17748

ThaSaltCracka

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 66,878

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Originally Posted by Nut Low

I can't believe this thread is over 3,500 pages!

I can't believe you are The Nut Low

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11-19-2011 , 03:27 AM

#17749

ikestoys

banned

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 94,424

1 in 4 women take a drug for a mental disorder.

Lol women

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11-19-2011 , 04:09 AM

#17750

BASaint

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 14,826

did they teach you that response in doctor school

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