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Old 11-19-2011, 12:05 AM   #17726
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, Poster Wake, and Forum Discussion

That's because you did it wrong. Should have been "what does Jerry Sandusky like best about ****ing twenty eight year olds?"
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:18 AM   #17727
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Why is Paterno sad?
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:22 AM   #17728
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hypothetical: suppose you have invented a customized genetic vaccine that will cure joe paternohumanity itself of all cancer. but to get that vaccine you have to let sandusky have sex with one more child. yay or nay?
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:26 AM   #17729
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do i get to pick the child?
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:28 AM   #17730
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reported all of you be ready for some three day bans

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Old 11-19-2011, 12:32 AM   #17731
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why does jerry sandusky like thirty eight year olds?

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Old 11-19-2011, 12:35 AM   #17732
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why does jerry sandusky like thirty eight year olds?

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Old 11-19-2011, 12:36 AM   #17733
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hypothetical: suppose you have invented a customized genetic vaccine that will cure joe paternohumanity itself of all cancer. but to get that vaccine you have to let sandusky have sex with one more child. yay or nay?
Yep, Jerry's gonna have himself one last go.

It would take an epic politarding to say otherwise.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:04 AM   #17734
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Yep, Jerry's gonna have himself one last go.

It would take an epic politarding to say otherwise.
you've graduated to hypothetical #2: same vaccine as before, but sandusky would live for the next 20 years and get a new child every week.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:06 AM   #17735
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As good of a football coach he was, Sandusky would have been a great shower-head salesman.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:09 AM   #17736
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you've graduated to hypothetical #2: same vaccine as before, but sandusky would live for the next 20 years and get a new child every week.
Yeah that's getting closer to no imo, but it's probably still going to get the go-ahead. 1040 kids is a metric ton, but 1.5mm people will get dianosed with some form of cancer this year alone. 1040 kids may just have to bite the bullet on this one (or a pillow or loofa or whatever).

LOL Utilitarianism.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:15 AM   #17737
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Paterno was actually diagnosed with cancer in 2002, but his doctor forgot to report it to him.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:22 AM   #17738
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:29 AM   #17739
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meh, just a rehash of the jim tressel bin laden joke
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:45 AM   #17740
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This joke wasn't funny when it was made about Michael Jackson 10 years ago.
lol, the defender on SE of all things unoriginal.

p.s. good luck
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:47 AM   #17741
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URBAN MEYER ANOTHER OSU COACH WITH NO HEART
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:50 AM   #17742
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I don't know, how does Jerry Sandusky know when it's bedtime?
When the.shower room is steamy?
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:51 AM   #17743
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do i get to pick the child?
No, but you get to pick the hole.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:52 AM   #17744
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When the.shower room is steamy?
Your mom's "shower room" is steamy.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:53 AM   #17745
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It's pretty hilarious being in s bar and seeing dudes mack on whales.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:54 AM   #17746
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It's pretty hilarious being in s bar and seeing dudes mack on whales.
Not that there is anything wrong with it.
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:56 AM   #17747
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I can't believe this thread is over 3,500 pages!
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Old 11-19-2011, 02:04 AM   #17748
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I can't believe this thread is over 3,500 pages!
I can't believe you are The Nut Low
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Old 11-19-2011, 03:27 AM   #17749
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1 in 4 women take a drug for a mental disorder.

Lol women
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Old 11-19-2011, 04:09 AM   #17750
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did they teach you that response in doctor school
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