And that people took it seriously.

Needle is the ****ing coolest guy on the internet.

Remember young nutshot. Don't die with your dick out.

on the one hand reading discussion about a ww game is ****ing awful

otoh other ww players getting mad because of the discussion is kinda funny

so i'm conflicted

god f60 and phildo are sooooo upset that they thought they were too cool for WW and are missing out

Trying to figure out who has sicker burns in general, Steroid Boy or nu.tshot. Need to find a way to pit them against each other so we can find out. Both are elite at getting haters mad since like 95% of their posts are one liners.

Even if nu.tshot is considered better at that, Steroid Boy has a better resume as a threadstarter so it's close to a wash.

You guys really do need to stop talking about the game until its over.

the internet police aint gonna make u a full sergeant CDL, u can stop trying

How did you enjoy living in that area?

I'm debating where to sit up shop for the next few decades and this is a spot I've considered.

still laughing my ass off at this 3 post sequence

incidentally after skimming the thread since those *******s lynched me on the first day, i'm claiming MVP for my performance

that pic would be way better if the kid in the duke top was something other than white

Asseni Fisher is officially retired as a gimmick. No longer have access to it. May he RIP or find a new owner capable of continuing his legacy.

lol at non white people rooting for duke

This man raped me last night:



I sat down at a 1-2 NL table at Mandalay Bay, and there was Jose Canseco. He’s quite a player. He limped UTG with 32o. He went all in for $80 with 83s on the button after three people limped. And so on.

He had already rebought once when I got AA in the BB. There was a raise and a couple of callers, including Jose on the button. I re-raised and only Jose called. The flop was 752 rainbow. I bet and he folded, saying “I have to put you on a set at that point.”

I got AA again the very next hand in the SB. This time I raised after a bunch of limpers. Jose and two others called. The flop was 984 rainbow. I bet $50, he went all in for $120 and I called. I showed my cards and he didn’t. The turn was an 8 and the river was a 9. I started counting out the $70 before he finished slow rolling his K9o.

One of my friends texted me saying, “At least you can say you got raped by Jose Canseco.”

Big deal. Lots of people can say that.

I figured that gave me a good opportunity to ask for a picture with him. But maybe 10 hands later, he managed to lose all of our money with A5 on an AJT7J board. He stormed off in a roid rage before I could ask for the photo.

No one at the table gave any indication that they knew they were in the presence of a legend, so when Jose left I asked if anyone realized who he was. No one did. I told them and none of them believed me until I googled a picture. The Aussie guy who was talking to Jose for two straight hours said, “Oh yeah, 100% that’s him. I could tell he wasn’t a normal person just looking at him, but I didn’t know it was Jose Canseco!”

cool starry brah.

i don't know what this means but lolol

wait how did this happen

I became enlightened at 10pm eastern time yesterday.

someone god mad at asseni

did u get infracted or something? cuz this enlightment **** smells like bs