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jelly?

i can easily see how these movies would relieve a sleeping problem

(i kid, i kid)

IRM's chat log is sure to be pure hilarity, i'll have to get out my reading glasses for that one

Triumph can read?

Lets all laugh at Needle in this cool story brah/low content post.

I have like 2 or 3 random allergies. One of which is bee stings.

So two days ago I noticed a wasp flying around my room and had a minor panic attack, never having been stung by one but remember how ****ed up I got when I got stung by a bee when I was a child and the week long dead arm I had a few years ago.

So a wasp was a whole new level for me. But this wasp being a dumb ****er flew into a wall mounted small light I have. Me not having any ****ing clue what to do just left the light on and slept in another room(I'm an idiot/pussy...I get it).

I kinda hoped it just died in the light. So, tonight as I'm finishing up putting together our defensive stats from today and calling in this stuff to the newspapers. I hear a buzzing. Mother****er is back. This time I decide to just trap it. It goes back into the light(again) and this time I grab tin foil, a really small book and put this over the light and turn it off.

I am now nervous for some reason.

Get some wasp spray brah for when it shows it face again. Will die like the Red Sox playoff hopes.

you're going to wake up and the light will be on with no sign of the tin foil or book anywhere

that is, if you even wake up with that deadly wasp flying around

If the thing stings me and I wake up. I feel like I won't be able to talk/move. I'll just die because no one will know where I am as it is Sunday. ****ing sad.

dude you need to go bust some nuts brah

I have no life unfortunately. 80+ hour work weeks are crushing my soul.

withdraw $ and slap them in the face with hundos.

Play some radiohead music.

Or play whatever non guitar playing terrible music you like.

Either should be enough to kill it in a few hours.

Tell the wasp it will be an elite pass protector in a few years AKA the needle kiss of death

Call of duty is a great fast-paced game, but seriously it's called Sportsmanship. Maybe this kid was calling him a noob, who knows, but I will always believe this kd started this bs. I really want this story to be a message. For me, I did the same thing but I'm home free. I stomped this 15 year old, when I was 17. Don't get me wrong, I'm really good but this kid was just getting into my nerves. I'm literally Bipolar and I just snapped. My conclusion of this is, some how these kids should've be aware of there actions. I know we can't do nothing about it, but do send a dramatic message that it's a Mature game and somehow send a message also to the parents.

IT'S 5'OCLOCK IN THE MORNING

The Rat might have been right for once, me calling this song historically elite was probably selling it short. It has officially reached historically megaelite status. It's at bare minimum a top 38 song of all-time and rising.

maybe your M.O.M. should stop buying you M rated games then.

The sad part is you were actually sitting at home and thought this gimmick would be a good idea.

Josh Freeman ghana throw for 400 today amirite?

That would be impressive since they don't play until tomorrow

Madden '12 ldo

Sounds like someone doesn't fully appreciate the GOATness that is Josh Freeman.

Josh Freeman, Time Traveler would be GOAT

Wasps aren't its intended target, but get some Golden Malrin Fly Bait. That in a bowl mixed with a can of coke should do the trick. The stuff is meant for flies but used best on rodents and raccoons.