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Old 10-01-2011, 01:33 PM   #14951
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Old 10-01-2011, 03:03 PM   #14952
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Old 10-01-2011, 06:22 PM   #14953
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Really having trouble sleeping lately. Last night, the remedy was The Natural. Tonight, it was Hoosiers. Goddamn, I love those two movies.
i can easily see how these movies would relieve a sleeping problem

(i kid, i kid)

IRM's chat log is sure to be pure hilarity, i'll have to get out my reading glasses for that one
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Old 10-01-2011, 11:05 PM   #14954
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:08 AM   #14955
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Lets all laugh at Needle in this cool story brah/low content post.

I have like 2 or 3 random allergies. One of which is bee stings.

So two days ago I noticed a wasp flying around my room and had a minor panic attack, never having been stung by one but remember how ****ed up I got when I got stung by a bee when I was a child and the week long dead arm I had a few years ago.

So a wasp was a whole new level for me. But this wasp being a dumb ****er flew into a wall mounted small light I have. Me not having any ****ing clue what to do just left the light on and slept in another room(I'm an idiot/pussy...I get it).

I kinda hoped it just died in the light. So, tonight as I'm finishing up putting together our defensive stats from today and calling in this stuff to the newspapers. I hear a buzzing. Mother****er is back. This time I decide to just trap it. It goes back into the light(again) and this time I grab tin foil, a really small book and put this over the light and turn it off.

I am now nervous for some reason.
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:19 AM   #14956
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Get some wasp spray brah for when it shows it face again. Will die like the Red Sox playoff hopes.
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:24 AM   #14957
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you're going to wake up and the light will be on with no sign of the tin foil or book anywhere
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:24 AM   #14958
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that is, if you even wake up with that deadly wasp flying around
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:26 AM   #14959
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If the thing stings me and I wake up. I feel like I won't be able to talk/move. I'll just die because no one will know where I am as it is Sunday. ****ing sad.
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:30 AM   #14960
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dude you need to go bust some nuts brah
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:32 AM   #14961
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I have no life unfortunately. 80+ hour work weeks are crushing my soul.

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Old 10-02-2011, 01:43 AM   #14962
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withdraw $ and slap them in the face with hundos.
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:49 AM   #14963
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Play some radiohead music.

Or play whatever non guitar playing terrible music you like.

Either should be enough to kill it in a few hours.
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Old 10-02-2011, 02:09 AM   #14964
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Tell the wasp it will be an elite pass protector in a few years AKA the needle kiss of death
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Old 10-02-2011, 04:04 AM   #14965
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Call of duty is a great fast-paced game, but seriously it's called Sportsmanship. Maybe this kid was calling him a noob, who knows, but I will always believe this kd started this bs. I really want this story to be a message. For me, I did the same thing but I'm home free. I stomped this 15 year old, when I was 17. Don't get me wrong, I'm really good but this kid was just getting into my nerves. I'm literally Bipolar and I just snapped. My conclusion of this is, some how these kids should've be aware of there actions. I know we can't do nothing about it, but do send a dramatic message that it's a Mature game and somehow send a message also to the parents.
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Old 10-02-2011, 05:24 AM   #14966
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IT'S 5'OCLOCK IN THE MORNING

The Rat might have been right for once, me calling this song historically elite was probably selling it short. It has officially reached historically megaelite status. It's at bare minimum a top 38 song of all-time and rising.
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Old 10-02-2011, 08:54 AM   #14967
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Tell the wasp it will be an elite pass protector in a few years AKA the needle kiss of death
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:03 AM   #14968
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Call of duty is a great fast-paced game, but seriously it's called Sportsmanship. Maybe this kid was calling him a noob, who knows, but I will always believe this kd started this bs. I really want this story to be a message. For me, I did the same thing but I'm home free. I stomped this 15 year old, when I was 17. Don't get me wrong, I'm really good but this kid was just getting into my nerves. I'm literally Bipolar and I just snapped. My conclusion of this is, some how these kids should've be aware of there actions. I know we can't do nothing about it, but do send a dramatic message that it's a Mature game and somehow send a message also to the parents.
maybe your M.O.M. should stop buying you M rated games then.
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Old 10-02-2011, 11:17 AM   #14969
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Thread is aids
The sad part is you were actually sitting at home and thought this gimmick would be a good idea.
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Old 10-02-2011, 11:26 AM   #14970
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Josh Freeman ghana throw for 400 today amirite?
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Old 10-02-2011, 12:58 PM   #14971
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That would be impressive since they don't play until tomorrow
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:15 PM   #14972
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That would be impressive since they don't play until tomorrow
Madden '12 ldo
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:18 PM   #14973
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That would be impressive since they don't play until tomorrow
Sounds like someone doesn't fully appreciate the GOATness that is Josh Freeman.
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:40 PM   #14974
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Josh Freeman, Time Traveler would be GOAT
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Old 10-02-2011, 02:43 PM   #14975
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Lets all laugh at Needle in this cool story brah/low content post.

I have like 2 or 3 random allergies. One of which is bee stings.

So two days ago I noticed a wasp flying around my room and had a minor panic attack, never having been stung by one but remember how ****ed up I got when I got stung by a bee when I was a child and the week long dead arm I had a few years ago.

So a wasp was a whole new level for me. But this wasp being a dumb ****er flew into a wall mounted small light I have. Me not having any ****ing clue what to do just left the light on and slept in another room(I'm an idiot/pussy...I get it).

I kinda hoped it just died in the light. So, tonight as I'm finishing up putting together our defensive stats from today and calling in this stuff to the newspapers. I hear a buzzing. Mother****er is back. This time I decide to just trap it. It goes back into the light(again) and this time I grab tin foil, a really small book and put this over the light and turn it off.

I am now nervous for some reason.
Wasps aren't its intended target, but get some Golden Malrin Fly Bait. That in a bowl mixed with a can of coke should do the trick. The stuff is meant for flies but used best on rodents and raccoons.
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