old man take a look at my life, i'm a washed up hack

yo Needle, my local news broadcast just dug up this clip bc they thought it was funny or whatever



thoughts?

Brilliant coaching

needle needs to tell the story he told me when i showed this to him last week (no lol old news slight intended!)

i like how he takes the time to add they need a new screen door

That story is much better if I can tell it in person. In text it loses a lot. And I get lazy and don't type the entire conversation. But I think he thought he was al pacino for 1 minute.

Unbelievable

dunno man anatta dryin out been going to these meetings man not really buyin it. had a beer on sunday watchin the bolts they say hey anatta if u aint ready doors swing both ways drinkin for us is like sex with a gorilla u done when the gorilla says u done man w/e anatta life might be unmanagable he might totally relate and just be a (much) better looking version these crazy m-fers but just not buyin it. anatta just down moms crazy pops sick but things are picking up man prohibition been repealed anatta gonna have a beer every now and then damn.

forum rookie question

what skin does everyone use? i've used shades since forever but it's time for a change.

whatever the dark background one is

Frosted

shades is pretty good, dont know why Id change

I use the default skin. Way too used to it at this point

Samesies.

what is the default?

i just stuck with infopop2 since whenever. probably suboptimal.

default is goat

Come line is exact same bet as pass line and allows you to get more numbers at same edge, it's the pro thing when table is hot.

You can buy the 6/8 for small vig.

Field only when you can find 2 or 12 paying triple. Or some guy is rolling field numbers for like 40 mins a row, natch.

Everything in the middle is a massive sucker bet, yes. Usually that's how I tip the dealers and boxmen, with yo bets 2-way for the boyz One Tiiiiiiiiime!

Indeed.

Regarding craps, I'm not some super pro, as ND noted, about 80% of the stuff on the table can be ignored with the important parts being pass/odds, come/odds and the 6/8 (not big 6 and big 8). Betting the pass line only is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz for the most part. I guess it's something to do if you're looking to drink for cheap.

But of course when I bet the come and the odds invariably some dumb broad rolling the dice whose only investment in the point is $5 of her boyfriend's money on the pass will throw 6, 4, 9, 5, 10, 8...and then a 7. Bitch.

There are also a few trolls in this forum who would bet don't pass primarily to annoy everyone else.

slick skin

Of course it's her fault, those rolls of hers

Your mockery doesn't make it any less true.

You gotta find out if she's a craps virgin before you go all 'Come line and odds' on her. And act accordingly. Still her fault if you lose though...

I just want to say that craps is elite.

ultramegaelite?

hey will someone check irl on gramps? he's confusing the sticky button with the lock button again