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Old 06-20-2011, 10:55 PM   #12551
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog, Foodblog, and Forum Discussion

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i went on chat roulette, 4 of the first 5 things i saw were penises right in front of the camera, that was it for me
You'd think one dick would be enough.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:15 AM   #12552
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his name isnt loretta "8" for no reason
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:20 AM   #12553
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So I drop my gf off at the airport at like 430, come back to my apartment, go to my bedroom window to close the blinds and immediately see a dude ripping off his swim trunks and do a huge, naked cannonball into the pool. Just not at all what I needed to see after getting up this early.
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Old 06-21-2011, 07:01 AM   #12554
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So I drop my gf off at the airport at like 430, come back to my apartment, go to my bedroom window to close the blinds and immediately see a dude ripping off his swim trunks and do a huge, naked cannonball into the pool. Just not at all what I needed to see after getting up this early.
last week my gf and I went hiking in a national forest, in a pretty secluded area of the park but still popular because the trail circles a lake. we were about a mile into the hike when my gf, who is in front of me abruptly turns around after turning a corner, her face white. I thought she had seen a dead body. I walk around the bend just in time to see a hairy nutsack and the scholng of a man being placed into a very pale and portly woman with her bikini bottoms shifted to the side while she was riding him cowgirl. It was a sight to behold. They were only about five feet off a public and well marked trail. Gross. Needless to say we turned around and picked another trail.

Hope everyone enjoys their breakfast this morning!
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Old 06-21-2011, 12:07 PM   #12555
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So I drop my gf off at the airport at like 430, come back to my apartment, go to my bedroom window to close the blinds and immediately see a dude ripping off his swim trunks and do a huge, naked cannonball into the pool. Just not at all what I needed to see after getting up this early.
Yeah he could at least wait until you have a few beers in you.
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Old 06-21-2011, 02:46 PM   #12556
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So I drop my gf off at the airport at like 430, come back to my apartment, go to my bedroom window to close the blinds and immediately see a dude ripping off his swim trunks and do a huge, naked cannonball into the pool. Just not at all what I needed to see after getting up this early.
sounds like you might be jelly
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Old 06-21-2011, 02:56 PM   #12557
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:11 PM   #12558
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kyleb, i want to be friend again. let's work this out. you don't need to report me anymore, I won't be mean to you
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:16 PM   #12559
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the last time i reported you was like 2 months prior to you getting banned so i'm pretty sure i had nothing to do with it. the mods more or less just ignore my reports anyway
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:18 PM   #12560
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pretty sure I got banned that time too
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Old 06-21-2011, 04:52 PM   #12561
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:30 PM   #12562
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:33 PM   #12563
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe-MHkUwtFk

I think I have to quit the internet now, later guys it was real
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:42 PM   #12564
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I think I have to quit the internet now, later guys it was real
I was inadvertently moaning "no, no, no, no..." while watching this.

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Old 06-21-2011, 06:53 PM   #12565
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"Not only offer great sex, but best spots in parking lots"
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:55 PM   #12566
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She's better than KeSha
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:58 PM   #12567
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:59 PM   #12568
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On a similar subject my penis may have a learning disability.
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:57 PM   #12569
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I can't even move my ****in' knees, but I still kick it all day

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:01 PM   #12570
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I just... thats...

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:49 PM   #12571
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im scared to click
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Old 06-22-2011, 01:03 AM   #12572
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26 seconds. And I'm pretty drunk.
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Old 06-22-2011, 03:57 AM   #12573
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As soon as I saw the breathing tube I was done.
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Old 06-22-2011, 06:13 AM   #12574
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As soon as I saw the breathing tube I was done.
yeah, i got about 3 seconds in, saw that, read the title, and high-tailed it out of there.

that made 'Best Week Ever'? must not have been that good a week.
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Old 06-22-2011, 03:44 PM   #12575
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Is this on my screen the "like" feature everyone was talking about before? As in "like" a 2p2 post and have it show up on my fbook page and feed.
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