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Old 05-19-2011, 03:51 AM   #11526
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I'm looking to bet 1:1,000,000,000,000,000 (my $1) that I can score in a regulation NBA game.
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Old 05-19-2011, 09:57 AM   #11527
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someone start a draft. A good draft, not the good draft.
There's one starting memorial day weekend. Stay tuned.
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:35 AM   #11528
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Old 05-19-2011, 01:44 PM   #11529
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Old 05-19-2011, 02:02 PM   #11530
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Welcome Bach Victor
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There's one starting memorial day weekend. Stay tuned.
No one wants to do a modern era dynasty draft afaik
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Old 05-19-2011, 02:41 PM   #11531
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1. Squelching

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to ****.

"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

2. Squelching

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)

Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

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Old 05-19-2011, 02:42 PM   #11532
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wow bobbo you're famous!

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3. Bobbo

To actively hurt a conversation by speaking arrogantly and with authority when in reality Kevin Love is closer to being MVP of the 2010-2011 NBA regular season 30 games in than you are to being informative on the subject. Missing multiple layups on camera doesn't hurt.

Stan: Wow John, you totally bobbo'd that meeting yesterday.

John: FML
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Old 05-19-2011, 02:48 PM   #11533
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Greear
To spread feces around in a random or usless manor.

He really Greeared the shop while we were gone.
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Old 05-19-2011, 02:56 PM   #11534
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Welcome Bach Victor

No one wants to do a modern era dynasty draft afaik
I've gotten a good bit of interest. Only reason I haven't put up an interest thread is because I am going to Disney on Saturday and won't be back for a week. And because you don't want to do it does not mean everyone.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:33 PM   #11535
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this, just...

wow.

“We Don’t Hit Da Club For Hoes… We Get A Cart And Go To Walmart! [Video]



http://bossip.com/384597/coons-of-ye...-video69691-2/
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Motherofgod.jpeg
That Wal-Mart is 5 minutes from my apartment. I never, ever go. Actually drive 10 minutes out of my way to get groceries. Anyway, that style of music is called Bounce Music, the sole purpose of which is to get girls to bend over and bounce their asses. Equal parts genius and incredibly stupid.

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someone start a draft. A good draft, not the good draft.
I've had some PMs with mmbt0ne about doing another NBA Auction after the playoffs end. I'm going to throw up an interest thread in like a week or so.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:38 PM   #11536
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That Wal-Mart is 5 minutes from my apartment. I never, ever go. Actually drive 10 minutes out of my way to get groceries. Anyway, that style of music is called Bounce Music, the sole purpose of which is to get girls to bend over and bounce their asses. Equal parts genius and incredibly stupid.
SISSY BOUNCE

SISSY BOUNCE

SISSY BOUNCE

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Old 05-19-2011, 03:52 PM   #11537
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The sheer number of ultra ghetto New Orleans bounce videos shot in the middle of the projects on youtube is astounding really.
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Old 05-19-2011, 06:16 PM   #11538
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victor's free
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:43 PM   #11539
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SISSY BOUNCE

SISSY BOUNCE

SISSY BOUNCE
WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WORLD
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:56 PM   #11540
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That must be one hell of a workout.
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:16 PM   #11541
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Story of the Week:
Man Beaten for Oprah Tickets, butnahhhhh or maybe?

I hate to say this....but Im sure this story deserves the following:
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:16 PM   #11542
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Some ideas for you upcoming rappers who are looking for names:
Christian Rappers: G's Us
Stoner Rapers: High Society
Wheelchair Rappers: Crip L's
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:07 PM   #11543
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Those are so funny.
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Old 05-20-2011, 05:29 PM   #11544
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How many of you are gonna be in Vegas end of June-early July? Anybody?
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Old 05-20-2011, 09:02 PM   #11545
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Some ideas for you upcoming rappers who are looking for names:
Christian Rappers: G's Us
Stoner Rapers: High Society
Wheelchair Rappers: Crip L's
insert kobe bryant joke here.
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Old 05-21-2011, 01:06 AM   #11546
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no rapture yet but its only 1am on the east coast
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Old 05-22-2011, 01:10 AM   #11547
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Old Rasputin, always a good choice.
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Old 05-22-2011, 01:23 AM   #11548
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Thread's been quiet. Can only be a good thing.

Found out Vegas has a single Checkers/Rally's here in town. Had no idea. Went there tonight.
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Old 05-22-2011, 01:52 AM   #11549
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Epipen hasn't been in Skype since 6pm and we suspect he's a victim of the rapture. Can we all don him as an avatar?
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Old 05-22-2011, 02:21 AM   #11550
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Epipen hasn't been in Skype since 6pm and we suspect he's a victim of the rapture.
So it was a reverse rapture then? Or did the wrong guy pull the switch?
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