I cooked four sausage patties in the same pan and then used that grease to fry the eggs and vegetables. I really should be a massive fatass.

Crazy in Love has to be the most overrated song of all time. I like it, but jesus.

tried washing it first but the crow was still all sandy

lol yahoo. dafuq is this?

you're rapping about homosexuals and vicodin, i can't sell this ****

yeah MM lp is goat too. call me what you will but stan will never ever get old. i'm not really a fan of his new stuff tho but those 2 cds are a+++++

renegade
til i collapse
stan
forgot about dre
lose yourself
mockingbird
like toy soldiers
without me
shake that

gets the bitches wet. not even kidding. every girl i have ever made a smoothie for in the morning says "you have a vitamix. wow, i'm impressed." or something of that nature.

grow some balls and get long (so my short will print money).

pain in the ass? you mean dish soap, half a blender of water, and high power for 15 seconds? really tough to clean imo.

in other news, I ordered the surf and turf tonight at a work dinner. 22 oz bone in ribeye cooked medium rare as my steak. apparently the lobster portions are 3-13 pounds. I said to give me the smallest one they had. Thing was bigger than our mixed seafood app for 8. Probably a 2.5 foot long lobster. **** must've been on more steroids than arod. I was the only one that got lobster and the whole table was barely able to finish it, but only on general principles.

If you're already onto "making smoothies in the morning," I don't think you need to worry about "getting the bitches wet".

Nothing gets dem bitches wetter than a short sell

Steamed asparagus is the GOAT veggy if done properly. If done poorly its pretty awful.

Turns out we suck at chewing so ship a lot of the nutrients in raw veggies straight down the crapper. Cooking breaks them down as well. Apparently fermenting them is best but nobody's got time for that ****.

I mean I like carrots, celery and kale just fine but I'm literally never going to sit and eat a meal largely based on them unless it's a smoothie. Omelet? Why on earth would you want to **** up some perfectly good eggs like that?

Cleaning a vitamix involves blending hot water with a drop of soap for a minute. Mine has a 'cleaning' setting so I just walk away and dump it when it stops. Probably the easiest thing in my kitchen to clean.


Eurotrash; I've been kinda out of the loop for a couple of months (pretty sure I remember Phildo as just a stats nerd) and possible confused, but didn't you used to be an almond and spinach smoothie guy?

pretty solid list - don't like shake that all that much

reminds me that I should listen to d12 some more

I'm not a big asparagus fan, but roasted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steamed.

"get more ass than a toilet seat" was quite the lol to a 14 year old me

telling people who have never juiced to get a vitamix is very g*nger. c'mon man.

my name is

has to make the list

Omitting Marshall mathers invalidates the list

veggie smoothies dont sound like they have much PROTEIN in them and thus are wasted food consumption time

rip nate dogg

oh man. forgot cleaning out my closet. goat at the time.

just spit balling here. don't go natediggity, phb, or phildo on me guys.

Marshall Mathers, Sing for the Moment, Superman, Whats the difference, 8 mile, Words are Weapons, and his version of That's All She Wrote off the top of my head.

If I had to rank albums for Eminem:

The Eminem Show
MMLP
SSLP
Recovery
Infinite
Encore
Relapse

If Mixtapes are included his with Green Lantern are outta control good.

anyone punch you in the face recently?

need 1 (possibly 2) more players. $50 buyin, 1 QB, PPR, draft friday 5:30 ET