Do you actually live in Nebraska? Pray for frozen, blue toilet waste to fall from a passing jet to land on that family IMO.

As I type that they light a mini hot air balloon thing and it got stuck on a power transformer. While aflame. **** you not

scu dont ppl in neb live like 1 mile away from another?>

I also love lighting a 6-inch tube with a giant blowtorch. Not overkill at all.

Beginning to wonder if I've lived next to wiper this whole time. No cannon...yet

Was it a Chinese lantern? Either way, I would hand them the propane tank and gas and let Darwinism take its course.

I think I can rule out wiper as my neighbor based on the women present over there. I would notice if wifer was around

Full body creep shots of wifer plz

I'LL PUT A BOOT IN YER ASS IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY

you live near wiper?

lol, made above post after seeing schu's first post on the subject on the previous page

haha wp

Do 79 mph in 70 zones in Michigan and 69 in 55 zones in Illinois

WVU thread got fun again. Start at post 4547 on that page.

The letter/email he sent her dad is hilarious.

I have no why I am very precise about the level of speeding I will tolerate.

76 in a 70
67 in a 60
55 in a 50 and 5 over at all limits lower

Depends where you are though. First time I have ever got pulled over was yesterday for having expired temp tags because my plates that were sent certified mail "mysteriously" never arrived. Some ****er must have known what they were. Hopefully some jerkoff gets pulled over and has "their" plates run and goes into ruh-roh mode cuz they aren't me and they aren't driving a audi. Of course got the plates that day so like 12 minutes after getting pulled over the problem was corrected. Funny how that works.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 4th of July. You know what that means.

JAY-Z!

who doesn't use cruisssssssse control here

Haven't sped in any vehicle since I got my CDL a year ago

Got one ticket when I was seventeen, was never on my record though because I opted for the defensive driving course

Happy 4th of July, aka Sloppy Drunk Day.

'Murica.






nsfw?

don't make nebraska MY fault man...never had a fireworks accident yet. i say yet, because tomorrow is another opportunity.

and yes, the cannon rides in the trunk tomorrow. every single place i stop at tomorrow gets at least one cannon salute.

got a ticket a few weeks ago, 40 in a 30. was pulled over at the bottom of this fairly steep hill coming down off an overpass over the interstate by my place. I did an experiment, hit the top of the overpass going 30 and coasted to the bottom and my speed was 38. When I got pulled over, I was one of 4 cars all stopped by foot police at the bottom of the hill. So it wasn't even a case of punishing dumb agressive drivers; it was a trap that seemed to be snaring anyone who wasn't tapping the brake on this really short hill in this quiet residential neighborhood. (aka, nearly everyone who drove on that road, at least that I saw.) Good work protecting innocent citizens from the menaces amongst us, Lincoln Police Department. **** you.

I saw LPD camping at the bottom of 2 other similar hills within 10 days of my ticket as well. **** off.

she'd be the one smoking a joint by the fire.

Joking around, wiper. love ya.

yea, those are the ones I like. Gin is a terrible liquor only deserving praise when compared to plastic bottle tequila.

gin is the only hard liquor i like