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For some reason whenever I hear about a shaken martini it reminds of President Bartlett on The West Wing going off on James Bond for always ordering a weak drink.

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Originally Posted by Noze

Yeah this makes sense, i'll insist on stirred fo sho

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Harry Craddock's Savoy Cocktail Book (1930) prescribes shaking for all its martini recipes. However, many bartenders insist that any cocktail that involves nothing but transparent ingredients - such as martinis, manhattans, and negronis - must be stirred in order to maintain clarity and texture. The former is an aesthetic concern, the latter a matter of culinary taste. Shaking a drink is quite violent, and necessarily introduces air bubbles into the mix. This results in a cloudy appearance and a somewhat different texture on the tongue when compared to a stirred drink. However, when any of the ingredients are opaque (such as citrus juices, dairy, or eggs), aesthetically-pleasing clarity and texture are not as much of an issue. Furthermore, studies have shown that, while techniques and type of ice used to play a role in the final effect of chilling and diluting a drink, both shaking and stirring result in chilling the drink with equal effectiveness; stirring merely takes longer. In essence, then, James Bond doesn't seem to care that his martini will be ugly upon presentation, though it will reach him slightly faster because shaking chills a drink faster.

Bond basically has no time for it to be stirred.

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**** punt chick is back with dating advice!

http://www.brobible.com/life/article...uy-to-text-you

so good. this girl is a hero

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Shaking airates it so it has a harsher initial taste. "Takes longer" seems like we're talking about a second or two. Much better off keeping the hooch in the freezer anyway. No ice = stiffer drink that stays cold longer.

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I cant express in words just how awesome this is.

Particularly fond of her picture in the SE Hot Female Athletes thread when she was first exposed.

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i knew i couldn't have possibly been the first one to come up with that joke but i wanted so much to believe i was

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StoppedRainingMen of San Francisco, CA is a thief and a scammer

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She went from tight end to wide receiver.

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Particularly fond of her picture in the SE Hot Female Athletes thread when she was first exposed.

Thats actually her? Appears she picked a profitable careet path.

Damnnnnn

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ya shes a hottie

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I'm imagining what it would feel like to be her husband and see that image.

10/10 seething rage rating, right?

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Wanna vomit looking at the void where an ass is supposed to be. Are some of you seriously attracted to women that look like this?

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I'm imagining what it would feel like to be her husband and see that image.

10/10 seething rage rating, right?

Her husband knew about it. He didn't approve.

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Her husband knew about it. He didn't approve.

Yeah I forgot about that. I believe I "lol'dhusband" at the time.

Probably makes it like a 12/10 seething rage rating imo.

That's just so brutal.

Her: "Honey, I'm a prostitute in Vegas."

Him: "Please god no. Why. Please stop."

him: ::looks up her ads::

Him: "Jesus you do absolutely filthy ****, too."

Her: "I'll stop." <- heh

Him: "Okay, we can work this out." <- lol

Her: ::gets nailed by like 9 dudes at a bachelor party::

That **** is fascinating.

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her husband should have made more money

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1 week away boys

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Whoops got the time wrong eh?

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Got to be quite the pathetic cuckold to let your wife hook

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I mean maybe if you already hated her and wanted to divorce her anyway it'd be kind of a good thing, sort of . . .

. . . like if you just did not care about her at all, I guess why care about this?

Only thing I can think of.

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Not much on that calendar nutshot, only the important stuff huh

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If he was out there slaying simultaneously and it was just a marriage of monetary convenience then that's one thing, but the dude sounds straight pathetic and was probably too beholden to being married to an Olympic athlete to actually find some pride.

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Only the most important stuff.

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This redneck family with like 19 kids is doing fireworks next door. Like someone may die. I may die. I have a propane bottle and a gas can in the garage and I'm legit nervous. They've already ****ed up 3 artillery shells in less than an hour

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