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Can't believe that piece of Indian architecture didn't stand up to rushing water.

Aside from a 30 second scene of Snaggletooth laying out bare-ass naked, Melancholia is some sort of awful 2.5 hour movie. It's like producers got together and said "let's make the slowest, whitest movie ever. And make sure every scene uses the awful shaky-cam."

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06-20-2013 , 09:12 PM

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g-bebe

because robots are strong

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What could possibly go wrong?

third world problems

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06-20-2013 , 09:15 PM

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Triumph36

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why in god's name are you watching melancholia

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06-20-2013 , 09:16 PM

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Franchise 60

deliciously angry

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I like the internet

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06-20-2013 , 09:20 PM

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A-Rod's Cousin

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why in god's name are you watching melancholia

It's on one of the Showtime channels or whatever basically 24/7. When I flip through sometimes I leave it on for like 5 minutes to try to catch the nude scene then change the channel.

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06-20-2013 , 09:23 PM

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ForumWithdrawal

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I like the internet

There is no need to be قلب

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06-20-2013 , 10:21 PM

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StoppedRainingMen

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kanye kardashian named his kid "north"

humanity has no hope

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06-20-2013 , 10:25 PM

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Eltbus

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north west. kids gonna have spunk

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06-20-2013 , 10:26 PM

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SirOsis

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I think I've thought of a jerk hipster idea that no one else in Portland has yet. A horse. How much of a colossal douchebag do you have to be to ride a horse around a city? Stalling traffic, having it drop human arm sized turds all over, huge "look at me" factor, just a truly terrible thing. I'd be the envy of all those dudes riding 8 foot tall bicycles.

EDIT: and its name is Coltrane

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06-20-2013 , 10:26 PM

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Ray Horton

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Hipster fate.

Last edited by Ray Horton; 06-20-2013 at 10:26 PM. Reason: for NW ldo

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06-20-2013 , 11:19 PM

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PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

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Basketball is kind of terrible for radio

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06-20-2013 , 11:25 PM

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digables

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Such a huge divide between NBA NFL and anything else right now

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06-20-2013 , 11:26 PM

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kkcountry

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Such a huge divide between NBA NFL and anything else right now

CHALLENGE tho

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06-20-2013 , 11:58 PM

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BobboFitos

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probably need a permit for that

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06-21-2013 , 12:02 AM

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A-Rod's Cousin

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The horse is a great idea because eventually the hipster will stand behind the horse, preparing for equine coitus, and the horse will kick them in the face and break their non-lensed spectacles. Everyone wins.

Last edited by A-Rod's Cousin; 06-21-2013 at 12:03 AM. Reason: If you don't know what "equine coitus" means, do NOT google it.

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06-21-2013 , 12:38 AM

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Your horse won't last long on the pavement, laminitis seems like an inevitability

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06-21-2013 , 12:52 AM

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Finished Sopranos S1 yesterday and Hannibal S1 tonight.

Hannibal>Sopranos

Everyone go buy the Blu Ray and start watching next year so it doesn't get cancelled.

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06-21-2013 , 12:59 AM

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ut2010

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never seen sopranos but hannibal is very solid, not goat.

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06-21-2013 , 01:04 AM

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GOAT Dragon

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06-21-2013 , 01:18 AM

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Chilltown

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It is gory, disturbing, and darker than anything on TV that I've ever seen. You won't notice it is a network TV show at any point.

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06-21-2013 , 01:41 AM

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shaft88

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Speaking of network TV shows, did anyone know this about Tim Allen? I had no idea...

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On October 2, 1978, Allen was arrested in the Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International Airport for possession of over 650 grams (1.4 lb) of cocaine. He subsequently pleaded guilty to drug trafficking charges, and provided the names of other dealers in exchange for a sentence of three to seven years rather than a possible life imprisonment. He was paroled on June 12, 1981, after serving 2 years and 4 months in Federal Correctional Institution, Sandstone in Sandstone, Minnesota.[16][17][18] Allen had the Federal Bureau of Prisons Register # 04276-040.

Where does home improvement rank in greatest traditional sitcoms? top 10? top 20?

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06-21-2013 , 01:57 AM

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rmthawk64

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Well that explains his grunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V9Y...e_gdata_player

Pitcuring him railing a line before each of these scenes is sososooo good.