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06-10-2013 , 09:58 PM
I like to think that's 'cardo with his keyboard buckler
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06-10-2013 , 10:14 PM
I played a little basketball with my kid cousin a couple of weeks ago; it seems during the 15 year hiatus, I've pretty much forgotten everything I ever knew about basketball except how to foul and how to be tall. It was all I could do to force a scoreless tie, as the airballs were hapening even on attempted layups. Next time I think I'll try bumping and setting the ball toward the hoop.
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06-10-2013 , 10:14 PM
Can grab rim. However, whenever I do, it hurts my hands. Dunking has to be tough.

Can dunk a tennis ball. Biggest issue is palming a men's ball; I lose it on the way up. Always.

Can't 2 handed slam, can only grab rim w/ right hand OR left hand.
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06-10-2013 , 10:19 PM
Dunking can confirmed hurt like a bitch if you hit the rim wrong
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06-10-2013 , 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Noze
Dunking can confirmed hurt like a bitch if you hit the rim wrong
I don't have too many ways of hitting the rim, so I can confirm that when I do grab it, it's always wrong.
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06-10-2013 , 10:49 PM
Underrated 90's band: Superdrag
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06-10-2013 , 11:04 PM
lol, just went from 1.6 m best to 100.3 on QWOP. First time I had gotten anywhere on that game. Basically just found a strat to inch myself there.
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06-10-2013 , 11:06 PM
yeota you need to post some strat bro
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06-10-2013 , 11:09 PM
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06-10-2013 , 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Noze
Dunking can confirmed hurt like a bitch if you hit the rim wrong
This is an elite humble brag.
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06-10-2013 , 11:11 PM
lollll

my roommate just one knee slid his way to 15m. does anyone get 100m with a legit gait?
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06-10-2013 , 11:17 PM
Just made it to 100.1 on my fourth or fifth try, pretty much just rocked back and forth on my back knee and my front leg straight
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06-10-2013 , 11:18 PM
HOW DO YOU NOT IMMEDIATELY FACEPLANT OR SHUFFLE BACKWARDS??

ETA: i was just smashing buttons in some pattern and slid in like a baseball slide 0.1m at a time up to like 16m and got tired of doing it because it took me like 5 minutes
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06-10-2013 , 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by kidcolin
lollll

my roommate just one knee slid his way to 15m. does anyone get 100m with a legit gait?
The only time I ever beat it was with the one knee slide technique.
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06-10-2013 , 11:20 PM
Just get to this position and then it's cake from there, you pretty much just have to rhythmically tap the q/w keys to rock down the track

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06-10-2013 , 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Noze
Dunking can confirmed hurt like a bitch if you hit the rim wrong
It also hurts when you lose your grip on the rim and fall. Broken fingers on 2 separate occasions
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06-10-2013 , 11:27 PM
**** that game
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06-10-2013 , 11:42 PM
Hyper extended my elbow the last time I tried doing my regular in-game 360 degree - windmill dunk from the free throw line. Can confirm a lot of pain.
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06-10-2013 , 11:45 PM
Cracked my humerus on the rim once. Didn't hurt nearly as bad as the 20-stitch gash on my shoulder from the bottom of the backboard
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06-10-2013 , 11:48 PM
Fractured my tibia on the rim once. A 9 foot vertical jump has its downside regardless of what the scouts say.
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06-10-2013 , 11:54 PM
one time i went up for a dunk, missed by 2 feet and fractured my ego
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06-11-2013 , 12:06 AM
you cant cheat. obv anyone can knee slide.


gotta do it by running legit. key is to keep momentum forward and the strides going.

a quick o-w (not simultaneous) on the first stride is good. then you want to get going with quick pushes of p-q o-w. if you are getting too far forward have to push both at once. too far back and put more time between the p and o's.
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06-11-2013 , 12:30 AM
Went to make change on the top of the backboard and the ****er only gave me 3 quarters. Sucks.
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06-11-2013 , 12:57 AM
if you're not watching the bachelorette, you're missing out on some ultra elite television
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06-11-2013 , 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by kkcountry
if you're not watching the bachelorette, you're missing out on some ultra elite television
Saw that one of the guys had a girlfriend back home? Like wtf, did he think shed never find out?
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