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Erin Rodgers 2 months ago
it's stuped when you walk up tp a whole bunch of peapole that are country and then your like have any of you guys ben listining to david allen coe and there like who is that. if yuo havent hered of him you are not really country your just a country wanna be.

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06-06-2013 , 04:33 PM

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Holliday

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Originally Posted by PocketChads

I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train

You see this is why I do not listen to country music; half the songs remind me of my HS football teammate's unfortunate death from being run over by a train while hunting deer ****face drunk while on a day off from his state trooper job, just because they need something to rhyme with "rain", "pain", or "wine".

Edit; to say nothing of reminding me of the times my parents went to prison.

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06-06-2013 , 04:35 PM

#70178

PocketChads

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Steve Goodman wrote that, actually, though Coe is great.

Goodman also wrote, among many others, City of New Orleans.

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06-06-2013 , 04:42 PM

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toddw8

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Originally Posted by BobboFitos

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06-06-2013 , 04:56 PM

#70180

schu_22

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Basically look up the lyrics to "What was I thinkin" by I can't remember who. It might have the highest county themes and vernacular density of any song. And it's not even that bad of a song iirc

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06-06-2013 , 04:57 PM

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Rei Ayanami

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Hem is probably my favorite country/folk artist.

http://www.hemmusic.com/sound#disco

Last edited by Rei Ayanami; 06-06-2013 at 05:05 PM.

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06-06-2013 , 05:19 PM

#70182

BobboFitos

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Originally Posted by toddw8

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Oh right.

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06-06-2013 , 05:20 PM

#70183

A-Rod's Cousin

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Originally Posted by digables

Funny I read this exact comment over an hour ago after I made my post them queued the song up. Not sure what's LOL about this. Seems pretty accurate iyam.

RASCALL FLATS tho

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06-06-2013 , 05:29 PM

#70184

StoppedRainingMen

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So why is dkgo yellow?

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06-06-2013 , 05:31 PM

#70185

Anarchist

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

So why is dkgo yellow?

he won foot fantasy football

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06-06-2013 , 05:34 PM

#70186

Holliday

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Irritating day at the second opinion. I actually really could use a ****ing cigarette right now except I cannot shake the image of the first dude with the voicebox gleefully saying "Hello-everyone-how-are-you-doing-this-lovely-morning".

It really lacks the impact on television.

Plus when the doc was listening to wife breathe he remarked what a pleasant change it was from his typical cancer-stricken smoker lungs. "Just...in and out...nice."

Mother****ing scared straight program over here.

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06-06-2013 , 05:42 PM

#70187

anatta

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well man good luck. i know nic fits and know how it is with family with cancer but a sick wife man i cant imagine

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06-06-2013 , 06:11 PM

#70188

dkgojackets

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Originally Posted by Anarchist

he won foot fantasy football

i did not

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06-06-2013 , 06:13 PM

#70189

Anarchist

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I made that up

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06-06-2013 , 06:18 PM

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dkgojackets

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so on the drive home from work i was cruisin with my windows down. blasted a mix of

KE$HA
FL-GA LINE
TAYLOR

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06-06-2013 , 06:18 PM

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Dyenimator

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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

How to write a country song. Choose phrases from the following list, fill in the gaps with common linking words like "the", "and", etc. Boom. Print your money.

- Dogs
- Whiskey
- Women
- Trucks
- Tractor
- Incest
- Fiddle
- John Daly
- Our Lord
- Mama
- Country
- USA
- Kiss my ass
- Go back to (insert brown country)
- Chaw
- Boots
- Daisy Dukes
- Winston cigarettes
- Murca
- Guns
- Heartland
- Waylon Jennings
- Mason-Dixon line
- John Deere
- Do-si-do
- Willie

Nah.

The perfect country song has to have:

- something about mama
- trains
- trucks
- prison
- getting drunk

Last edited by Dyenimator; 06-06-2013 at 06:19 PM. Reason: damn, real slow pony

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06-06-2013 , 06:19 PM

#70192

dkgojackets

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oh yeah dont forget WAGON WHEEL, and all-time great

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06-06-2013 , 06:22 PM

#70193

dnh83

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Originally Posted by Anarchist

do you want to play basketball at the gym? bring your tennis shoes

oh and grab me a coke please. dr pepper obv

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Originally Posted by Franchise 60

Relax, have a coke bro. My favorite coke is dr pepper

I

LOVE

CROSSPOSTS

(said like Tommy Heinsohn saying Iove Walter)

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06-06-2013 , 06:24 PM

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I saw David Allan Coe in Detroit's absolute ghetto a few years ago. Before we went, had to research the place just to make sure we wouldn't die there. This was one of the reviews:

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Hey guess what?!
Detroit can be a rally ****ing mean place when it wants to be.

What do I remember about Harpos?
Everyone pointing out the various locations where people got stabbed, shot or murdered. And I mean around the building.
Like I went to take a leak behind a dumpster and someone said,
"hey that singer from (so and so band) got stabbed there and bled to death."

At my most vulnerable moment I replied, "oh really?"

They replied, "Yeah no one could hear him calling for help because the other band was playing..."

What do I say to that?
I was pissing where a guy died.

Other than that Harpos had a lot of really nice space to park and load... Oh and a stage that was like ten feet high. I was getting scared of heights for real.
The stage was plenty big but the way I run around and the inevitability that one of us will spill water on the hard wood stage spells disaster.

Here's the thing about Detroit though... It may get super sketchy real fast but honestly ten minutes down the road and you end up in safe and sound suburbs just like any other city.
So Detroits rad in it's own way.
Like wild mood swings.

Still went, it was a pretty unique experience. Met a guy from Canada who had COEFAN as his license plate, saw a bunch of 50 year women get obliterated, sang along to classics such as "If That Ain't Country" and "Longhaired Redneck", and made it to Lafayette/American for some great coney dogs.

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06-06-2013 , 06:36 PM

#70195

Riverman

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country music is awesome, f the haters

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06-06-2013 , 06:46 PM

#70196

A-Rod's Cousin

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Why the **** does anyone still live in DETROIT MICHIGAN. Everything you hear about it is terrible and this is from people who live there. Can we just give it to Canada already?

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06-06-2013 , 06:50 PM

#70197

Noze

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Windsor is too nice to take detroit. Also lol wagon wheel what a garbage song

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06-06-2013 , 06:53 PM

#70198

A-Rod's Cousin

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Just watched a random Norm MacDonald interview from like the WGN news studio and he was talking about how cold it was in the studio and ends up saying "it's colder than a... vampire's demeanor." LOL Norm GOAT.