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I think every state in the deep south is worst at so many things that they had to invent a criterion for "dumb" that would allow another state to use it.

24. Mississippi: highest rate of obesity (35.3 percent of total population)

BONUS facts: Mississippi ranks last in the most number of categories. These include highest rate of child poverty (31.9 percent), highest rate of infant mortality (10.3 percent) lowest median household income ($35,078), highest teen birth rate (71.9 per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19) and highest overall rate of STDs.

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01-25-2011 , 07:34 PM

#6878

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,897

10% infant mortality? seems absurdly high.

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01-25-2011 , 07:35 PM

#6879

nath

the second coming of the second coming

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 68,688

ALL of those numbers are absurdly high. That's because Mississippi is a backwater ****hole that spends more time blaming black people and the government for their problems than it does fixing them.

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01-25-2011 , 07:44 PM

#6880

STA654

Here's some straight talk

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01-25-2011 , 07:54 PM

#6881

nath

the second coming of the second coming

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 68,688

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Originally Posted by Dyenimator

highest overall rate of STDs.

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Originally Posted by STA654

hmmmm....

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01-25-2011 , 07:58 PM

#6882

NozeCandy

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Yeah I always make sure I have a full tank of gas if I'm going to be passing through Mississippi. What a ****ing ******** that state is.

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01-25-2011 , 08:06 PM

#6883

Etats360

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Half those things aren't even bad. For example, binge drinking means Wisconsin is a fun state.

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01-25-2011 , 08:12 PM

#6884

tuq

TEEJ

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If you've seen the women in Wisconsin you'd understand why they binge drink. You can't sip those broads pretty.

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01-25-2011 , 09:30 PM

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shane88888

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I'm stunned that Wisconsin's superlative isn't gloryholes.

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01-25-2011 , 10:27 PM

#6886

PoseidonCubed

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Originally Posted by tuq

If you've seen the women in Wisconsin you'd understand why they binge drink. You can't sip those broads pretty.

One of a kind women in Wisc.

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01-25-2011 , 11:02 PM

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tarheeljks

The Dark Knight

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 37,654

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Originally Posted by Karak

I've more or less posted seriously in 1 politard thread ever. I don't read that forum on any sort of regular basis and really only was active on it during the Arizona shooting discussion and never went back after. It's full of ridiculousness. It's worse than the AFC East thread.

However, I'd probably qualify as an IRL politard. I'm an outspoken libertarian. Or, as some others may put it, an "extremist radical."

But really I'm just filled to the brim with rationality (relating to politics and economics, not women).

orly

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01-25-2011 , 11:20 PM

#6888

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

took that long for someone to bite

im losing my touch

(or i just never had one in the first place)

fingerbang.jpeg

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01-26-2011 , 01:06 AM

#6889

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

i politarded the **** out of facebook tonight, you'll all be happy to know.

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01-26-2011 , 01:24 AM

#6890

WaterWalker

Pooh-Bah

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Originally Posted by thedeezy

Will Hill is autistic

fyp.

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01-26-2011 , 01:34 AM

#6891

cwicemvp12

Sergei Bobrovsky!

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This is a good thread.

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01-26-2011 , 02:05 AM

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Dyenimator

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Originally Posted by Karak

i politarded the **** out of facebook tonight, you'll all be happy to know.

What's your name so we can all add you as friends?

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01-26-2011 , 02:12 AM

#6893

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

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i second friending karak, i love a facebook comment war

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01-26-2011 , 02:56 AM

#6894

WaterWalker

Pooh-Bah

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Originally Posted by BobboFitos

mass having the worst drivers = very true

I had no idea massachusetts had a large Asian population

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01-26-2011 , 11:25 AM

#6895

Steroid Boy

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MIT tho

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01-26-2011 , 06:09 PM

#6896

wiper

still catching up

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nobody is talking about how tiger woods responding to 'how did you feel when dave chapelle played you in the racial draft' said: 'at least back then i was going #1....fo shizzle'???

bwaaaahahaha!!

old tiger woods would've never said that.

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01-26-2011 , 06:29 PM

#6897

FlyingRat

banned

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Originally Posted by wiper

link?

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01-26-2011 , 06:54 PM

#6898

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,897

2nd one down i think

i mean, if you remember how damn funny chapelle was doing that, dropping the 'fo shizzle' and making that 'haha i made a funny' face...man never thought i'd see tiger woods joking about it.

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01-26-2011 , 07:43 PM

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ThaSaltCracka

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Probably been posted elsewhere, but whatever.

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North Carolina and Michigan State are closing in on a deal to play a basketball game on an aircraft carrier next season.

Tar Heels coach Roy Williams said on his radio show Monday night that the teams hope to play on Veteran's Day in San Diego on a carrier.

How cool is that? Love the idea.