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Originally Posted by ut2010
Well most old people are too out of shape to play
basketball/soccer anymore. Elite white man sport.
This part I totally get. I have to deal with "Hey, the guys are going golfing" all the time in the work world, and I know it's too my determent long term to not at least pretend to enjoy it.
Thankfully, I'm still young enough to be able to do the other things you mentioned.
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Originally Posted by natediggity
there is nothing better (ok, sex is) than watching the golf majors. the Masters is the GOAT because there are basically no commercials.
the other tourneys are meh and kind of suck. but the golf majors are the cats pajamas for sports on TV. just ****ing awesome.
Ok...how?
Keep in mind, I've watched more than a few NASCAR races in my time, and I just got back from the Indy 500, which I watch each year, so I understand the allure of a "sport' where incremental changes over a long time/distance can be exciting if you understand it.
But even with races there's the chance of wrecks and otherwise "flashy" stuff. Watching golf seems to literally be akin to watching grass grow.
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
Once it gets ahold of you, you WILL be addicted.
I never cared for golf especially* and literally never watched it on TV until 2011. Got my house and our cable package came with Golf Channel and for some reason I just thought I wanted to start watching golf. I guess because I felt like I didn't know **** about it. Yeah, I started playing TW golf on XBOX and started finally understanding the game and watching every tourney then going out and hitting the range and logging some rounds. Now, almost every night when I go to sleep I think back and forth between sexual thoughts and golf thoughts. I literally lie in bed thinking about ****ing some girl, then think about playing the first couple holes at my local course. Like, literally envision my shots. Then I fall asleep.
It can bite you out of nowhere, at any moment, and you'll be hooked. In fact, just based on you making that post makes me think you've already been bitten by the GOLF BUG. GG Richard. We hardly knew ye.
*Other than playing a few handfuls of rounds throughout my life for fun.
Your entire post bothers me, but this scares the hell out of me.