First thing I bought during my first home time was an expensive pillow top queen sized bed. Zero ****s given, worth it, sometimes when I'm on the road, I look forward to it even more than getting smashed and showing bluffs.

Also when we get a dog I'm not allowing it on the bed.

My wife and I went to my parents' house for mother's day and had the joy of sleeping on a full with our dog. It was not a good look.

good luck with that

cal king tho

OK, these things really are becoming a ****ing menace at this point. Did these people have other insanely delusional hobbies before they became struck by a thunderbolt from god, endowing them with wisdom and absolute truth that need not be burdened by any sense of nuance, scale, or scientific merit?

Between these fruitloops and the never-ending string of useless "LiveStrong" blurbicles it's like 90% of Google hits on any nutrition search are actually worse than a complete waste of time. Plus Wikipedia fails hard as **** on these things since devotees get to chime in.

Would be nice to be able to filter a search--Livestrong and wikipedia at least have the benefit of being easy to spot.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/05/cinc...nterview-gifs/

-paleo -livestrong imo

Lame. Just got a seatbelt ticket

Thanks. This is the sort of "I'm missing something easy" calibration I love you guys for.

CLICK IT OR TICKET

I have bucklephobia tho

First time I saw this I expected the woman to start stripping, she didn't.

FC Barcelona, Real Madrid, and ManU making everyone look stupid.

http://fanpagelist.com/category/sports-teams/

Racists tho

I think I'm most impressed by the WWE having 14.8 mill

Those clubs are actually making everyone look smart, because lol at discussing sports on Facebook.

LOL

lol matt drudge. he's been making subtle penis jokes all week with Anthony Weiner headlines, but he just went all out for it today.

Worse: I got ****ing towed for street cleaning today. STREET CLEANING.

you guys are clowns. learn the laws and then obey them or stop whining. parking somewhere else is pretty standard during street cleaning and buckling your seatbelt is not exactly something difficult nor an obscure law.

Yea just needed to down a bunch of booze before I could consider ordering it seeing I knew what it actually was

on monday i got back from work and found out that my parking garage had the pavement completely torn up, no announcement or anything was made about this happening.

tuesday i got back earlier and couldnt get in since they were still working, i had to pay $4 to park on the side of the street for two hours until they finished

yesterday i got back at the same time as tuesday expecting to be blocked, but there was no one there so i just parked

today i am at home, put a note on my car early this morning with my number in case they need me to move it. have not gotten a call but half expect to have either been towed or obliterated because they tried to do construction around it