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05-21-2013 , 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by waldo027
Midwest: North/South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio
missouri is south for sure.
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05-21-2013 , 03:50 PM
St Louis is Midwest
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05-21-2013 , 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Victor
missouri is south for sure.
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05-21-2013 , 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
turned on the live stream just now as the guy starts talking about fifa which is the only sports game that matters until ea makes baseball again
NBA 2K though.
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05-21-2013 , 04:01 PM
i mean, everyone has an accent, gas stations sell liquor and they were confederates.
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05-21-2013 , 04:05 PM
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i mean, everyone has an accent, gas stations sell liquor and they were confederates.

Gas stations selling liquor is elite, not everyone has an accent, and even the rural areas aren't too redneck.
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05-21-2013 , 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Victor
i mean, everyone has an accent, gas stations sell liquor and they were confederates.
In the real South they don't sell liquor in any kind of store
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05-21-2013 , 04:06 PM
There are definitely a lot of rednecks/good ol' boys in the outskirts of STL but I don't think I've ever heard Missouri called the South. Especially not by someone from Ohio. Maybe Minnesotans consider it the South though.

EDIT: The southern part of the state (Ozark mountains) is definitely just an extension of Arkansas hillbilly. Not really The South. Just... decidedly hillbilly.
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05-21-2013 , 04:45 PM
New orleans has mlk blvd like eight blocks from lee circle tho. Where do I go to be safe?
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05-21-2013 , 04:49 PM
Calling a region "the south" is as much cultural as it is geographical. I'd call KY and TN "the south".

Could be wrong. Kinda don't care.
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05-21-2013 , 04:59 PM
old friend who's engaged reconnected and wants to bang before her wedding. torn between my moral code (lol) and my intense hatred for her fiancee (feeling is mutual)

pretty sure the play is to bang
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05-21-2013 , 05:01 PM
correct play is to bang and then get legit murdered by enraged husband when she confesses during the honeymoon
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05-21-2013 , 05:03 PM
there is definitely a non-zero chance of me getting murdered if he finds out i did
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05-21-2013 , 05:06 PM
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old friend who's engaged reconnected and wants to bang before her wedding. torn between my moral code (lol) and my intense hatred for her fiancee (feeling is mutual)

pretty sure the play is to bang
Sick humble brag. Bang her on his bed. EZ game
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05-21-2013 , 05:06 PM
If that scenario was in a movie I wouldn't believe it and would be frustrated by the cliche
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05-21-2013 , 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner
Sick humble brag. Bang her on his bed. EZ game
i'd have to fly down to LA to do this. not worth it

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Originally Posted by PocketChads
If that scenario was in a movie I wouldn't believe it and would be frustrated by the cliche
if this scenario were in a movie he'd be upset because my ego got in the way

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Have the two of you banged before
yes
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05-21-2013 , 05:07 PM
Have the two of you banged before
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05-21-2013 , 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
old friend who's engaged reconnected and wants to bang before her wedding. torn between my moral code (lol) and my intense hatred for her fiancee (feeling is mutual)

pretty sure the play is to bang
her position in all this is the most interesting one imo. she has to know about your/fiancee's animosity, no? I haven't crunched the numbers, but her seeking out her fiancee's rival to bang before the wedding can't bode well for their union.

Last edited by Das Boot; 05-21-2013 at 05:11 PM. Reason: if it's not him impersonating
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05-21-2013 , 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
old friend who's engaged reconnected and wants to bang before her wedding. torn between my moral code (lol) and my intense hatred for her fiancee (feeling is mutual)

pretty sure the play is to bang
When you say 'reconnected' was this via Facebook? Because if so it's 99% you're actually talking to the fiancé.
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05-21-2013 , 05:10 PM
WTF is a moral code?

Correct play here is to bang enemy's fiance, ldo, and then move on to banging enemy's wife.
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05-21-2013 , 05:12 PM
If you have copies of fb chat, texts, etc. just send them to him. You get to ruin his life and humiliate him while looking like the good guy.

eta: in before it turns out that they're doing this as a result of a bet over whether you're a good guy. Have the wedding invites gone out? If so, are you invited?
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05-21-2013 , 05:12 PM
We need to put CDL's sucker punch friend on retainer.
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05-21-2013 , 05:13 PM
Hey Karak, I could direct you to places in Atlanta that are extremely liberal to the point that it would be actively dangerous to support republicans in these locations. Do you have a bunch of those spots in northern Virginia? Liberal has nothing to do with being southern or northern. Manhattan is far more conservative than Atlanta. Hell, the several hundred people I know from the northeast are far more conservative than the couple hundred I know from Georgia based on my extremely unscientific Facebook observations over 8 years.
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05-21-2013 , 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
old friend who's engaged reconnected and wants to bang before her wedding. torn between my moral code (lol) and my intense hatred for her fiancee (feeling is mutual)

pretty sure the play is to bang
aaaaand we found mrs horrorshow
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05-21-2013 , 05:14 PM
SRM, seems like the marriage is going to end in two years so you might as well bang her.
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