a few days ago i saw a balding 40 something with a ponytail, oversized jorts and a chain wallet. i think he might he might have been ******ed though.

This morning 3 older Portuguese dudes hanging out at dunkin donuts. One of them was just casually wearing a weightlifting belt with jorts and a tshirt.

Not sure I've ever seen a Portuguese dude. Were the three guys wearing shirts that said:

Guy 1: "We're"
Guy 2: "From"
Guy 3: "Portugal"

?

does it get much worse than throwing clothes in the dryer and realizing that you must have left about six coins in your pockets and then having to decide if you'll ride out the annoying clanging or stop the dryer and fish out the coins?

i think not.

No they were speaking Portuguese.

Lol "dollar store" in Manhattan.

Traffic is more about the commuters, trucks, and taxis than the residents. Trucks are typically fine because we fine them up the ass. Taxis are a problem because the drivers have often not slept for three days and will have "scores" to settle between each other. Big gain by replacing those guys. The commuters are a problem because they all want to go to the same places at the same ****ing time. Huge gain by centralizing control of a decent portion of that group.

Most residents would still not want a car nor need one, but the 6 times per year they rent a car would go much more smoothly, the 50 times per year they take a cab would almost certainly involve fewer requests for the drivers to pull over so they can vomit from start-stop idiotic motion sickness, and in general they would notice their commuting coworkers appeared more rested and pleasant and less "dicklike".

I mean, the city occaisionally kicks around ideas for big changes to allay congestion because they know it costs them massive amounts of money and is a drag on quality of life. Enormous tolls and entry passes valid only on certain days are just a few of them. This would work much better and won't get any toll booth operators shot.

people often move to sf and brag about how they wanna sell their cars cuz they don't need them. i hate these people

almost as bad as those weirdos with half beards at the gym

Awesome.

Except with the half beard you have an excuse. No excuse for the douchey car position.

That's what I was going to ask - if you recognized Portuguese but then how do you know they weren't Brazilian? Seems much more likely.

Dalai Lama is actually giving Tulane's commencement speech on Saturday. I had to fly home for my Mom's retirement party, but definitely would have gone otherwise.

Cuz where I live everyone is from Portugal (azores specifically). Just gonna have to trust me on this one.

Grunch: RIP Dick Trickle

Got it.

you live in provincetown?

http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/16/dick-t...unshot-nascar/

Tuqqer do you play live anywhere in phoenix, I got some time to kill

Nah, Fall River. Or are you just making a gay joke?

provincetown is pretty grate btw

not a gay joke. you recently said you live in a bum****y part of new england and i knew provincetown was full of azoreans from reading kitchen confidential.

Chads,

Talking Stick @ 101 and Indian Bend

RIP

Stopped at the Azores one time flying back from Bahrain. Gorgeous.