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Originally Posted by wiper
random thing I've been wondering: you know how after a big meal, say thanksgiving or something, you have to take a **** within like 10 minutes of finishing?
what meal is that you're pooping? the one before the big meal you just ate or the big meal you just ate?
Doesn't it take like 24 hours to digest food? So you're ****ting out yesterday's bloomin' onion. Well, like 2,200 calories of it. The other seven hundo have found their way into your love handles.