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I can go back upstairs right now, rub one out, and be over this. But I meant every word of the "delightful...smart...funny..." speech, and I really think it would be a shame if we didn't get together.

lololol

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04-26-2013 , 01:30 AM

#62002

Omar Comin

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those kids need to charge their phones

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04-26-2013 , 01:42 AM

#62003

SirOsis

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Is that Nathan for You show worth giving a shot? I feel like I'm only watching like 3 shows now.

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04-26-2013 , 05:09 AM

#62004

Fishmonger

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YTF did a multiquote of himself. He flirts like he posts. Harrowing scenes.

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04-26-2013 , 07:00 AM

#62005

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Originally Posted by Fishmonger

YTF did a multiquote of himself. He flirts like he posts. Harrowing scenes.

i went back and read it all and had a similar thought. at the end when she's obv declared herself out he's goes 'but you said xyz, here i'll quote you..' it reads like phildo trying to prove rmthawks stupidity or a multiquote in a WW game.

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04-26-2013 , 07:19 AM

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I get the feeling of unpleasant awkwardness from those drug-dealer parent text exchanges, but not the YTF-being-Teoed (imo) sequence. What's it like to be a parent and realize your child has grown up to be a man who punks you into thinking he's dealing drugs because a TV show's twitter told him to?

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04-26-2013 , 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Holliday

I thought the exchanges were kinda weak. I see so many nathan for you ads since I watch Daily Show/Colbert

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04-26-2013 , 07:30 AM

#62008

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Yes, and a *new* probably soon-to-be-cancelled TV show's twitter at that!

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04-26-2013 , 08:27 AM

#62009

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I used to be absolutely terrified I would accidentally send my parents a text like that. I think half my time in high school was spent being high and paranoid about text messages being monitored by the government somehow like they would care about some ****** like me buying shrooms or something. Kind of amazing how kids will leave a record of stuff like that though or fullly admit to some terrible thing through texts to their friends.

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04-26-2013 , 09:01 AM

#62010

chim17

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Originally Posted by ikestoys

so shower shavers.....

no mirror shave, so i assume electric razor?

I have a mirror in the shower. Use a safety razor.

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04-26-2013 , 09:09 AM

#62011

CalledDownLight

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I just signed up for dollar shave club and went with the $6/month option (which I'm likely to scale back to the every other month option unless the blades have no durability). Will report back on how it is next time a shaving convo comes up.

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04-26-2013 , 09:34 AM

#62012

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need cliffnotes in short black text

wtf coloured font stretching over 4 himalayas of paragraghs

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04-26-2013 , 09:56 AM

#62013

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Originally Posted by chim17

I have a mirror in the shower. Use a safety razor.

I shave in the shower...

Without a mirror. Just like a boss.

That said, after I finish with my shower, I make the necessary adjustments by the sink. I also cut myself a lot.

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04-26-2013 , 09:56 AM

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NFL draft snuck up on me. When I say:

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Originally Posted by Holliday

I get the feeling of unpleasant awkwardness from those drug-dealer parent text exchanges, but not the YTF-being-Teoed (imo) sequence. What's it like to be a parent and realize your child has grown up to be a man who punks you into thinking he's dealing drugs because a TV show's twitter told him to?

I meant "cockteased by a man pretending to be a woman", not "passed over in the first round".

Sorry for any confusion.

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04-26-2013 , 09:58 AM

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=5024

Here is his apology to girl lol. Reads like u would expect.maybe worse

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04-26-2013 , 10:01 AM

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=5024

Here is his apology to girl lol. Reads like u would expect.maybe worse

If he cut everything he wrote in half he'd do a lot better. No one likes word bombs (I didn't finish reading it, it was too long so I grew bored)

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04-26-2013 , 10:20 AM

#62017

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Originally Posted by BobboFitos

I shave in the shower...

Without a mirror. Just like a boss.

That said, after I finish with my shower, I make the necessary adjustments by the sink. I also cut myself a lot.

+1, although cuts are becoming fewer and fewer

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04-26-2013 , 10:20 AM

#62018

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Originally Posted by mutigers5591

Here is his apology to girl lol. Reads like u would expect.maybe worse

christ. leave her alone ffs

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04-26-2013 , 10:23 AM

#62019

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I mix it up, keeping a very low trim with a beard trimmer set all the way down or jus shaving straight edge in the shower. I'm not fancy with shaving at all. I see it as a nuisance and something I try to waste as little time as possible doing.

I also don't grow facial hair like some freaks I know who can have a beard in a day

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04-26-2013 , 10:24 AM

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How does he not ask 2p2 for editing advice before sending??

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04-26-2013 , 10:25 AM

#62021

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Electric shaver. Braun.

Last edited by ClarkNasty; 04-26-2013 at 10:34 AM.

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04-26-2013 , 10:26 AM

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I think 2p2 might need to be the ones to introduce him to the concept of editing.

Beard trimmer on closest setting. Prefer some stubble.

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04-26-2013 , 10:35 AM

#62023

dkgojackets

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Originally Posted by tuq

The Nathan for You responses are hilarious, but mostly it's good to see that all those people have the battery % turned on. No idea why that's not a default setting.

i think most of those are fake, but if real the most embarrassing thing is to be the guy whose mom texts like this