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04-23-2013 , 08:47 AM
lol'd.

also, good title change.
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04-23-2013 , 10:08 AM
Pretty sure I'd have the same reaction if I had to live in ND and do the news.
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04-23-2013 , 11:11 AM
Man allegedly steals $26,000 scotch from downtown Toronto LCBO

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Police are asking for the public’s help after a man allegedly stole a $26,000 bottle of scotch from an LCBO store on April 7.

Police said the man walked into the LCBO store at 2 Cooper St. at Queens Quay just before 2 p.m. and took a 700 ml bottle of 50-year-old single malt Glenfiddich from a glass case in the store’s vintage section.

The man continued shopping and also chose a bottle of wine. Police said he paid for the wine, but not the scotch. The next day, the scotch was discovered missing. The bottle in one of only 15 in Ontario and 50 in the world, police said.

Police described the suspect as five-foot-ten, between 35 and 45 years old and clean shaven with black framed glasses. He was last seen wearing a brown hat, brown trench coat, black jeans and a Burberry plaid shirt.
best part:
"The next day, the scotch was discovered missing."
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04-23-2013 , 11:19 AM
I like his description better. they just let a rando hipster dude like this:



take their scotch
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04-23-2013 , 11:50 AM
it is truly the worst indictment ever on our society that burger king is now doing delivery

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awesome
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04-23-2013 , 11:56 AM
jags fan in warroom
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04-23-2013 , 12:01 PM
Do you guys have a video or remember what play the Jags fan was reacting to?
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04-23-2013 , 12:11 PM
so elite
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04-23-2013 , 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141
What an elite photoshop by ForumWithdrawl. Simply Amazing.
This. Wow, right up there with Upton Here. Upton Here.
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04-23-2013 , 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141
Do you guys have a video or remember what play the Jags fan was reacting to?
iirc it was an errant gabbert throw

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fraud gets his comeuppance

cliffs: total dick sells thousands of painted plastic novelty golf ball finders to iraq govt for £27000 each. claims they can detect all sorts of **** (bombs, people, ivory, money). iraqi police use them to detect stuff like landmines and to sweep lorries for bombs and contraband. in fact they are literally pieces of plastic with no functional parts.
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04-23-2013 , 12:56 PM
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This. Wow, right up there with Upton Here. Upton Here.
never heard of that one. link?
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04-23-2013 , 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR
Man allegedly steals $26,000 scotch from downtown Toronto LCBO



best part:
"The next day, the scotch was discovered missing."
The Canucks can't keep track of a million gallons of syrup. Why would we expect them to be able to keep track of a bottle of Scotch?
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04-23-2013 , 01:03 PM
He's English so he can't get his comeuppance.
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04-23-2013 , 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BAIDS
iirc it was an errant gabbert throw
nah he was way too befuddled for that

was prob a Jags TD or something
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04-23-2013 , 01:07 PM
yea a fine point
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04-23-2013 , 01:13 PM
is this white house thing bs?
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04-23-2013 , 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by BAIDS
iirc it was an errant gabbert throw

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fraud gets his comeuppance

cliffs: total dick sells thousands of painted plastic novelty golf ball finders to iraq govt for £27000 each. claims they can detect all sorts of **** (bombs, people, ivory, money). iraqi police use them to detect stuff like landmines and to sweep lorries for bombs and contraband. in fact they are literally pieces of plastic with no functional parts.
This is on the Iraqi government, not the dude. How did it take them YEARS to find out they don't work? They didn't actually test them when they first got them? Wtf.
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04-23-2013 , 01:16 PM
guess AP twitter was hacked, wow
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04-23-2013 , 01:17 PM
Someone needs to email that gif to the Jags front office.
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04-23-2013 , 01:19 PM
****ing hackers.
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04-23-2013 , 01:19 PM
@AP: Breaking: Two Explosions in the White House and Barack Obama is injured

GOOD JOB GOOD EFFORT AP TWITTER PASSWORD
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04-23-2013 , 01:21 PM
Odds that the AP Twitter account used PASSWORD for their account password?
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04-23-2013 , 01:25 PM
You'd think by now that Twitter would offer two factor authentication, at least for high profile accounts. If gmail can do it, surely twitter can figure it out too
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04-23-2013 , 01:28 PM
that got my heart racing a little bit. definitely wide awake and alert now if I wasnt before. Basically spent 60 seconds yelling "WHAT HAPPENED?!?!? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!? FIGURE OUT WHAT THE **** HAPPENED!"
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04-23-2013 , 01:33 PM
Does the AP even lift?
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