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Originally Posted by Victor
shopping irl for xmas gifts is life fail. either do it online or have your servants.
i feel you. i do most online but i'm such a procrastinator, that it usually takes me punishing myself on one saturday in mid-december to get motivated enough to pay the ******ed shipping prices off amazon.
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Originally Posted by nath
Six-pack? Well, aren't we a fancy man?
I bring a 40 of Olde English and a can of spray paint.
had a 6 of red stripe (and a can-opener, lol) ready to go, but like i said i ended up hanging out with my friend's son all day.
**** i don't know how you parents do it. this kid has more energy than me on 4loko. 7+ hours of running around, and he was still clowning at the end.
side note: saw 2 teenagers in a fist fight today hahaha. nothing to report really, just a couple clumsy haymakers + wrestling.
9 year old: why are they fighting?
me: because they're stupid.
9 year old: oh. okay. are we still going to buy my mom candles?
this cat also told on me for having exactly 1 bud light at fuddruckers. like, first thing in the door, 'moommmm, wiper had a beer at lunch!!'.