If you were too stupid to figure out that soda is worse for you than water (thanks everyone), here's another list of condescending helpful tips you should change immediately in your life:
-If you are fat, don't be! Stop eating so much!
-Don't smoke! If you have a two pack a day habit, replace it with eating celery!
-Depressed? Ridiculous! Watch some cat videos and learn to love life.
-Can't stay awake at work? Don't lean on energy drinks! Get more sleep! Simply sleep 10 hours per day. Try to go to bed at 9 PM!
Do all of that and your life will improve. Easy game!