About to try Zaxby's new Bannanna Pudding milkshake to cheer me up from running into a gaggle of ****eating ***holes today.

Thanks again for the lactase tip, Phildo.

6/10

Needs more pudding & nilla wafers instead of sweetened "crisps". I do like that the portion is not extremely large. Would have again.

I've just had enough of fat people. How about fat people? It's your one body, your life, yet you destroy it to the point where you will die early. I see people every day who are just grossly obese, how do you let that happen to yourself?

Almost every fat person says they want to lose weight; are you waiting for some next life where everything is easier and the pounds melt off while you punch microwave buttons? When I see fat people out jogging or even walking I almost want to go up to them and encourage them, it would be weird and awkward but I still want to. They are doing it, trying to tame the fat. Almost like addicts at rehab. OK, you ****ed up your body, now you are doing better, good on you.

There are all sorts of jags people can go on about fat people, but my main one is why let yourself get hugely fat? I got kind of fat in grad school. I'm 6'2" and got up to like 220, then I got pissed off and dealt with it and am down to about 185-190. The secret to my weight loss was more exercise and eating healthier, I should write a book.

I've been fed shots since about noon so I'm a bit drunk, but I'd love to see some rants about fat people, or rants about how being fat sucks and you can't do anything about it. Or you can just curse me and name me craven.

To add, I think what finally set me off today was the fat person in the motorized scooter at Fred Meyer (a grocery store for you EC). Hey, if you lost weight you could actually walk to your ice cream freezer. What pride, what manhood do you give up when your response to someone asks you why you are in the scooter and you respond, "Well I'm fat."?

SE FAQ & Drunk Liveblogging

That said morbidly obese people do suck.

Enjoy

fat acceptance movement

tiltttttttt

imagine all the starved people we could have fed had fat people just ate regular portions.

Imagine the millions of gallons of gasoline that could have been saved if every fat person were 10 lbs lighter.

Wow, this is perfect. Unfortunately this looks like every trip I take to the grocery store.

I have a vague memory of Jon Stewart on the Daily Show a few years ago citing a survey that something like 35% of 'Murricans get NO EXERCISE WHATSOEVER. Tom Brokaw's greatest generation would have something to say about that between drags of a Lucky Strike.

marshall mathers LP never not a good listen

Gonna go get the first round of golf in tomorrow morning.

Temperature at tee-off time: 43 degrees.

cuz every time I try to tell em no
they won't let me ever let em go

It plays all day, every day on my desert island.

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What % of the posts in this thread are made when at least semi-drunk? I got 40%

wat

1 kabajillion and my life on the under

I have like four posts in this thread as far as i remember and all were written while I was drunk(including this one)

anyhow

Guys if you haven't seen it a must watch belgian movie

40 degree days got me thinking...if there was ever a wire draft where people drafted either wire quotes, or wire scenes/videos, it would be pretty awesome.

is there a list of the best wire quotes somewhere? i'm gonna go look

I'd lay -200 that Simmons has written a multi-part column using Wire quotes as the inspiration

And yup: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...3&sportCat=nba

first google hit:

best scenes nsfw ldo

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay under on 40%.

A solid 70% of my posting ITT is while at work. Unfortunately I'm not in an industry where I can Mad Men style knock back a casual 6 cocktails while at work.

Gameday threads have at least 3x more drunk posting than this thread.

Primetime college football gameday threads have to have the highest % of drunk posting in SE.

Everybody who went out during the day to watch games is still drunk, and people going out on Saturday night have started drinking.