Yuck

gotta throw up on her to restore balance its the only way really

Also im really not drunk its just hard as hell to type on this kindl2. Whats my line?

I feel like I have the upper hand here.

you should probably shower, throw that shirt out, and then make her feel worthless for a little while.

Mizzou 7 or NY 7

I am too dumb to get the joke. Should prob just go to bed

tbh this is too expert level for any of us, we need kenneth's advice

At this point I believe as long as you didn't take pictures and video of it znd post them on youtube under the heading, "Watch me rape this bitch while she's passed out, LOL!" Your behavior will seem reasonable in most circles. Getting the other roomate after she threw up instead of, say, hitting her or going ahead and slipping it in was an expert move

Smh at what the world is coming too, but of course this was the first time she'd thrown up that night, correct? And, obviously, you are not leaving out any part where she said, "No", right? Presuming non-psychopathic answers to those questions, I think you have no need to retain a lawyer at this point. Nothing especially paranoid about figuring out which one you'd want to use should the police ask you to talk about this night though. In that unlikely event, say "No" to the police and call the lawyer.

I'm also pretty sure that getting nauseous after you've been thrown up on while performing colonel angus desreves its own entry in UrbanDictionary, if it doesn't have one already. You get to name it after yourself!

And...I'd say let the girl call you but do not delete her texts, ever.

you should tell her to buy you a new shirt and she owes you big ****ing time.

7 was supposed to be I afaict

Well that was quite the story.

I think you should avoid telling it again. There is no benefit except people reading this thread.

step 1 never go down on a chick the first time you hook up with them.

step 2 "lol i can't believe you puked on me, drinks are on you next weekend!"

In hindsight I was actually very very drunk when I wrote that. In fact I made it all up.Has anyone heard the new RADIOHEAD

The panic, the vomit
God loves his children

So, she's pressing charges huh?

jesus mutigers you must be such an awkward weird drunk

in it to get puked on, gl buttigers

Sucks that a 2p2 post is going to be used against you as evidence.

At least it won't end up stickied in OOT

The original Rape Log™ even got deleted, lucky for AlanDwyer. I wouldn't want to check out a Chinese prison

Stickied in SE is enough.

Man an awesome RAIDS post

Hahahahaha. I love you buttigers.

buttigers,

How embarrassed are you that it was your tongue that caused her to vomit and not your penis?