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04-12-2013 , 01:37 AM

#59226

Jabonator

nice piano there

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God that's a nice piano.

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04-12-2013 , 02:10 AM

#59227

StoppedRainingMen

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you get to bang kate upton but there is a x% chance you contract aids doing it

what's the largest number x is that you would still go through with it?

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04-12-2013 , 02:19 AM

#59228

Omar Comin

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Not doing it at all.

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04-12-2013 , 02:19 AM

#59229

kkcountry

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

you get to bang kate upton but there is a x% chance you contract aids doing it

what's the largest number x is that you would still go through with it?

100%

because i can just **** a virgin afterward and be cured, right?

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04-12-2013 , 02:20 AM

#59230

ForumWithdrawal

Sporting Events FAQ, Liveblog, and BANGERS

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A good part B is whether Upton is hot enough that when someone says 0% will Clark exempt the first person that responds with the obvious from a ban.

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04-12-2013 , 02:21 AM

#59231

ut2010

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How often do you have to go to the doctor every year?

Probably like 7%. Obviously hot as **** and seems fun. One night.. bragging rights though. Doesn't drink though which ups the dead fish potential. My life would be complete so would probably be homeless with 9 months.

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04-12-2013 , 02:26 AM

#59232

ut2010

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Not sure how her sister hasn't killed herself yet out of jealousy.

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04-12-2013 , 02:30 AM

#59233

kkcountry

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Originally Posted by ut2010

Not sure how her sister hasn't killed herself yet out of jealousy.

??????

i have no idea what she looks like, but i am 10000000% sure there are dudes lining up for the chance to bang kate upton's sister

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04-12-2013 , 02:32 AM

#59234

kkcountry

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call me sis!

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04-12-2013 , 02:32 AM

#59235

StoppedRainingMen

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having no idea what kate upton's sister looks like, i too would say i would bang her assuming she's of legal age

edit: confirmed

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04-12-2013 , 02:40 AM

#59236

ut2010

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forgot the other one

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04-12-2013 , 02:45 AM

#59237

StoppedRainingMen

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there's another one

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04-12-2013 , 02:46 AM

#59238

ut2010

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Confirmed their mother was sleeping around.

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04-12-2013 , 03:17 AM

#59239

NLSoldier

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lmao SRM

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04-12-2013 , 03:29 AM

#59240

GusJohnsonGOAT

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I'm def drunk enough to **** her sister. The good thing is that you could say you banged her sister and people would be impressed as long as they didn't look her up. Problem is they'd probably look her up just because Kate is really hot.

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04-12-2013 , 05:09 AM

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BobboFitos

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

you get to bang kate upton but there is a x% chance you contract aids doing it

what's the largest number x is that you would still go through with it?

Really low. Something along 1 in ~4000 range I'd say. MAYBE slightly higher.

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04-12-2013 , 06:59 AM

#59242

Eltbus

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

you get to bang kate upton but there is a x% chance you contract aids doing it

what's the largest number x is that you would still go through with it?

these are the good questions

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04-12-2013 , 07:22 AM

#59243

Holliday

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

you get to bang kate upton but there is a x% chance you contract aids doing it

what's the largest number x is that you would still go through with it?

It's been a while since I was on the dating scene, so I'll need some information; What are the current mindsets for % chance of contraction if you have one sex session with someone who has aids? Let's just assume anal is on the itinerary. Also, encountering an attractive person, what are the chances the have aids, in your mind? Straight female, straight male, gay male? Note I'm not interested in what the actual chances are, just what you would typically be thinking, and do those odds in your heads change with your level of intoxication? And by "you" I mean anyone here.

Thanks.

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04-12-2013 , 07:32 AM

#59244

Krayz

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0%

AIDS >>>>>>>>>≥>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not enough arrows worse than banging some broad is good.

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04-12-2013 , 08:14 AM

#59245

Sven O

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Does the Upton question mean she always has aids? If so 0%. Aids is not a good boner pill. If the % represents the chance of you stepping on a aids infected syringe after the fact, id say 1%. Also needs clarification. HIV, or full blown AIDS?