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04-07-2013 , 12:16 PM

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ClarkNasty

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Wtf you live in Springfield? Why?

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04-07-2013 , 12:22 PM

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TimmayB

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Cuz it's not Decatur is the best answer I have. Most of my friends and family are here and cost of living isn't terrible. Semi close to both STL and Chicago but yeah there's not much to do around here.

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04-07-2013 , 12:29 PM

#58353

ClarkNasty

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Truth that Springfield >>> Decatur.

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04-07-2013 , 12:30 PM

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ikestoys

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springfield semi close to chicago? lol.

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04-07-2013 , 12:38 PM

#58355

Phildo

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to tie in the current topic with a recently discussed topic, david foster wallace's "getting away from already pretty much being away from it all" on the illinois state fair is also an elite essay.

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04-07-2013 , 01:08 PM

#58356

StoppedRainingMen

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i'll give nascar this: they don't for a second pretend their fans are more diverse than they actually are. turned on the radio on the way home from the gym and it's on a nascar prerace ceremony where some preacher is leading the crowd in the grandstand on a congregation about jesus's resurrection (i think?)

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04-07-2013 , 01:14 PM

#58357

TimmayB

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Originally Posted by ikestoys

springfield semi close to chicago? lol.

When you're in Springfield a lot three and a half hours of driving doesn't seem that bad to get away.

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04-07-2013 , 01:29 PM

#58358

dkgojackets

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free chilltown

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04-07-2013 , 01:31 PM

#58359

dnh83

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i was wondering why 2p2 felt a little less douchey today

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04-07-2013 , 01:39 PM

#58360

Shark Doctor

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http://www.cp24.com/mobile/news/man-...club-1.1227626

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Police are searching for suspects after a 19-year-old man was sexually assaulted by a group of women that had offered him a ride home from a downtown club Saturday night.
The victim met the four women at a nightclub near King Street and University Avenue.
According to police, the woman then offered the man a ride home, but he was instead driven to a parking lot near Queen Street and Spadina Avenue, where he was sexually assaulted by all four suspects.
Following the assault, the victim was released and the suspects fled the scene in a silver Honda SUV.
The first suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with short blond hair and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck. The woman, who was the driver of the vehicle, also spoke with a British accent.
The second suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with long dark hair, the bottom portion of which was dyed red.
The description for the other two suspects is less clear with both described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four and weighing between 190-200 lbs.,
All four suspects were dressed in short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons.
Anyone with information is asked to contact police at (416) 808−7474 or Crime Stoppers at (416) 222−TIPS (8477).

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04-07-2013 , 01:42 PM

#58361

schu_22

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Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR

http://www.cp24.com/mobile/news/man-...club-1.1227626

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04-07-2013 , 01:47 PM

#58362

ClarkNasty

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What does sexual assault entail in that context

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04-07-2013 , 01:48 PM

#58363

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I don't get it. Who's the victim here?

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04-07-2013 , 01:49 PM

#58364

StoppedRainingMen

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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

What does sexual assault entail in that context

gangraped by fatties

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04-07-2013 , 01:50 PM

#58365

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4 identical 30-36, 5'4 190-200 pound females. He was assaulted by a roller derby team.

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04-07-2013 , 01:50 PM

#58366

BAIDS

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The first suspect is described as white

good start,

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between 30 and 36 years of age

ok a little older than i'm used to but that's fine

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about five-foot-four

sure, i know lots of hot short girls

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190-200 lbs

Last edited by BAIDS; 04-07-2013 at 01:52 PM. Reason: RAPE!! RAPE OVER HERE!!!

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04-07-2013 , 01:52 PM

#58367

StoppedRainingMen

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Originally Posted by BAIDS

good start,

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Originally Posted by Ray Horton

Same thought process as BAIDS. Clark and Richard not reading closely enough.

or perhaps they enjoy a lil more cushion for the pushin

Last edited by StoppedRainingMen; 04-07-2013 at 01:57 PM.

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04-07-2013 , 01:54 PM

#58368

Ray Horton

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Same thought process as BAIDS. Clark and Richard not reading closely enough.

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04-07-2013 , 01:57 PM

#58369

Das Boot

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Police have asked the accuser to pick the perpetrators out of a lineup:

Spoiler:

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04-07-2013 , 01:58 PM

#58370

mutigers

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BAIDS conveniently ignoring the British accent part

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04-07-2013 , 02:00 PM

#58371

BAIDS

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probably Australian accents, rape victim was disoriented

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04-07-2013 , 02:02 PM

#58372

Das Boot

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Last edited by Das Boot; 04-07-2013 at 02:18 PM. Reason: No! They're so hornyyyyyyyyyy

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04-07-2013 , 02:02 PM

#58373

BobboFitos

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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

I don't get it. Who's the victim here?

Probably the dude, the women are all described to be 200 pounds.

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04-07-2013 , 02:07 PM

#58374

mutigers

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Almost forgot about 2 hour MAD MEN premier tonight

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04-07-2013 , 02:07 PM

#58375

ClarkNasty

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Why I really mean is......did they anally rape him with a beer bottle, or did they hold him down, somehow get him hard and then ride him while they took turns sitting on him to hold him down.

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